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Mike Branom
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"(I)nterestingly is not a meteorologist and lives in Los Angeles..." - Washington Post. Independent writer/editor for clients including the WaPo, USC, SoCal News Group/Pasadena Star-News, City of WeHo. Rafter of atmospheric rivers. mikebranom.com
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 2h
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 20h
Joe Davis, that's why.
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 20h
They were like that all night. I listened to them for a couple of innings before turning it back to the Seattle booth. ZERO energy.
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 21h
We used to be a country that did things.
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 21h
Rejoice, as its ratings are TERRIBLE.
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 21h
When the pitch clock was being discussed, I looked into how many three-hour 1-0 games the Dodgers had played.

It was too many.
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 21h
People now just are eating live crickets they find.

"Close your eyes and pretend they're chapulines..."
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 22h
"Dear John" texts received in the press box.
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 22h
Mark Langston, right?
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 22h
Eh, the Masters was pretty solid on this butterfly site.
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 1d
"This 'Beauty and the Beast' reboot sucks."
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 1d
"Get eliminated at home? That's a night in the box."
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 2d
They're deep at chud.
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 2d
This gives the opening for someone better to emerge.

Srsly, Porter has thought she'd *cruise* to Sacto. NOT SO FAST, MY FRIEND!
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 2d
VERY not.
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 2d
Because Clayton Kershaw got rocked?
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 2d
Katie, I wanna love ya – but you make it impossible.
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 2d
So... not.
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 2d
"I didn’t know segments of bluesky hated sports talk on here."

DUDE!

In Bluesky's early days, hating sports was *ASSUMED*. Seriously!

You'd drop a, "Ohhh! What a touch on that deep ball!", and three accounts out of nowhere would reply with a snippy, "We don't do that here."
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 2d
From a pebble, the avalanche...

(Most likely not, but ya never know.)
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 2d
DIZZY DEAN: "If you can do it, it ain't braggin'."
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juliecharlie @juliecharlie.bsky.social · 2d
Went over to the Phillies instagram page to see what’s been going on and was greeted by these two images at the top of their feed
Kershaw watching bombs go over his head
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 2d
HI-YO!
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 2d
He can pitch the final inning of a forfeit.
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 2d
Perfect spot for BlaQe.
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 2d
Sandy Koufax is COLDER than ice.
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