Going to work today and tomorrow is so stupid
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Going to work today and tomorrow is so stupid
I’m gonna say goodbye to the pies
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I’m gonna say goodbye to the pies
Child just had the audacity to say to me, “I don’t like the apples” as he was putting the last slice I had given him into his mouth
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Child just had the audacity to say to me, “I don’t like the apples” as he was putting the last slice I had given him into his mouth
If you have anything in your bio about how you use AI I’m immediately blocking you
November 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
If you have anything in your bio about how you use AI I’m immediately blocking you
Told the boys to pick ten candies from their Halloween stash to hang on to so we can get rid of the rest. One of them picked ten different things, the other picked 10 kit-kats
November 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Told the boys to pick ten candies from their Halloween stash to hang on to so we can get rid of the rest. One of them picked ten different things, the other picked 10 kit-kats
Timeline is absolutely cursed this morning
November 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Timeline is absolutely cursed this morning
Reposted by juliecharlie
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
Went to Costco today and they had turkeys for 99¢ a pound
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Went to Costco today and they had turkeys for 99¢ a pound
Just watched an influencer add egg nog to a dr. pepper
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Just watched an influencer add egg nog to a dr. pepper
Just left parent-teacher conferences and as expected our kids are pretty much star students. It was reported that they both are sweet, smart, funny, hard-working, good participants, responsible community members, and kind friends. Proud of these guys 💙💙
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Just left parent-teacher conferences and as expected our kids are pretty much star students. It was reported that they both are sweet, smart, funny, hard-working, good participants, responsible community members, and kind friends. Proud of these guys 💙💙
Kid just walked in on me using a Neti pot
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Kid just walked in on me using a Neti pot
“If I saw Donald Trump I’d say the f word”
Im dying
Im dying
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
“If I saw Donald Trump I’d say the f word”
Im dying
Im dying
I have blown my nose about 500 times already this morning and I just don’t understand where all this snot is coming from. How is all of this coming out of my head
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I have blown my nose about 500 times already this morning and I just don’t understand where all this snot is coming from. How is all of this coming out of my head
Just spent a solid ten minutes listening to my kid make fart noises with his armpit
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Just spent a solid ten minutes listening to my kid make fart noises with his armpit
“WHY did you DROP out of YALE?”
what’s your favorite line delivery
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
“WHY did you DROP out of YALE?”
The kids’ school being Spanish Immersion is great until they need help with math homework and not only do I have to figure out how the hell to do the math the way they want it done, I also have to translate it first
November 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The kids’ school being Spanish Immersion is great until they need help with math homework and not only do I have to figure out how the hell to do the math the way they want it done, I also have to translate it first
Can you lock Apple Watch settings? Kid wears one to see his blood sugar numbers but I swear to god he moves his wrist the wrong way and suddenly the watch face is a different color, it’s speaking our loud, and the numerals are no longer Arabic ones. How does this stop?
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Can you lock Apple Watch settings? Kid wears one to see his blood sugar numbers but I swear to god he moves his wrist the wrong way and suddenly the watch face is a different color, it’s speaking our loud, and the numerals are no longer Arabic ones. How does this stop?
I continue to beg y’all to utilize your public library. I just took the boys to a circus class where they walked a tight rope, juggled, spun plates, etc. they had so much fun and it was FREE!! But we were the only ones there
November 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I continue to beg y’all to utilize your public library. I just took the boys to a circus class where they walked a tight rope, juggled, spun plates, etc. they had so much fun and it was FREE!! But we were the only ones there
Dosed the kid’s insulin for Cinnamon Toast Crunch and then he decided he wanted magic spoon instead. Guess we’ll see how this goes 😵💫
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Dosed the kid’s insulin for Cinnamon Toast Crunch and then he decided he wanted magic spoon instead. Guess we’ll see how this goes 😵💫
Happy birthday to Sir Frederick Banting! Forever grateful for his contributions to the discovery of insulin. Because of him our child gets to live a full, happy life. Happy World Diabetes Day!
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Happy birthday to Sir Frederick Banting! Forever grateful for his contributions to the discovery of insulin. Because of him our child gets to live a full, happy life. Happy World Diabetes Day!
I guess I should start figuring out thanksgiving dinner
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I guess I should start figuring out thanksgiving dinner
Tomorrow (Friday) is World Diabetes Day. Wear something blue if you’d like to show your support 💙
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Tomorrow (Friday) is World Diabetes Day. Wear something blue if you’d like to show your support 💙
Is it just me or are instagram stories being weird? Like flipping through really fast
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Is it just me or are instagram stories being weird? Like flipping through really fast
The boys were gifted little labubus yesterday. One of them was thrilled and has barely put it down, the other refused to have it in his bedroom last night because he thought it might come alive and kill him
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The boys were gifted little labubus yesterday. One of them was thrilled and has barely put it down, the other refused to have it in his bedroom last night because he thought it might come alive and kill him