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Mike Tiano

@miketiano.com

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Songwriter, media writer, and humorist. Links for my album of accessible prog "Creétisvan" & articles on http://miketiano.com.

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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 7m

Yes, let’s see a major news story where throngs of WH press were thrown out for calling Trump a liar on items that are indisputably true.

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 10m

I wish that just once the reporter would retort, “Why is it that everything you haven’t heard is actually always shown to be true? Who’s the one lying to you?”

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 17m

(Muffled as if her mouth was full)

“I’m right here under the table! Am I really that bad? I’ll choke harder.”

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 20m

“They talk about affordability but say nothing about achevroletabilty, or adodgeramability. And what about those Edsels, I miss the Edsels.”

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 23m

Off with her head!

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 31m

Please confirm that’s true! 🤞🏻

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 32m

Rumor has it that he must have been dreaming that he was somewhere else, because for a moment he came to & muttered, “Off with their heads!” then went right back asleep.

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 39m

@benmank77.bsky.social tonight you’re hosting THE WIZARD OF OZ on @tcmtv.bsky.social. If Dorothy had thrown a sandwich instead of a bucket of water the wicked witch might have survived & had her indicted on felony charges.

The Wizard of Oz - I'm Melting

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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 51m

Not a joke per se, but funny how tonight TCM’s featured movie is THE WIZARD OF OZ. A Trump-hardened thug is wicked to the core, until a projectile sandwich metaphorically melts him.

What a world, what a world, indeed.

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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 59m

Someone throw a bucket of Rosé on wicked witch Pirro. Maybe she’ll melt (probably with a drunken smile on her face).

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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 1h

Is it a coincidence that today @tcmtv.bsky.social (TCM) is featuring THE WIZARD OF OZ? The wicked witch is all powerful until Dorothy douses her with a bucket of water. Sounds like a good allegory for today.

“I’m melting! Who would’ve thought a sandwich would destroy my beautiful wickedness…”

The Wizard of Oz - I'm Melting

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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 2h

“Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go wipe his butt extra hard which is my reward for all the genuflecting I’ve done here today.”

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 20h

“All roads lead to Putin.”

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 21h

“Maybe you shouldn’t pardon criminals & use the Epstein files as your golden & marble bathroom toilet paper.”

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 21h

“I’d also like to see the post office bring back the pony express. And in public places ‘whites only’ drinking fountains. And just the 19th century in general.”