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Mike Tiano

Mike Tiano

@miketiano.com

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Songwriter, media writer, and humorist. Links for my album of accessible prog "Creétisvan" & articles on http://miketiano.com.

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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 14m

“Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go wipe his butt extra hard which is my reward for all the genuflecting I’ve done here today.”

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 18h

“All roads lead to Putin.”

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 19h

“Maybe you shouldn’t pardon criminals & use the Epstein files as your golden & marble bathroom toilet paper.”

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 19h

“I’d also like to see the post office bring back the pony express. And in public places ‘whites only’ drinking fountains. And just the 19th century in general.”

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 1d

I love me some @realtexaspaul.com

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 1d

“While we, on the other hand, will be standing up the Pedophile Protection coalition & instruct ICE to detain all teenage girls to be sent to Trump’s Pleasure Dome for his immediate gratification. HUZZAH!!!”

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 1d

Meanwhile, they’ll put all available GQP resources to protect pedophiles.

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 1d

Haul his fat ass into court.

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 1d

So basically Emmer is calling all voters—Democrats, Republicans, independents—who contributed to yesterday’s massive Dem victories “pro-terrorist, Marxist radicals”.

Meanwhile, the Epstein files. Maybe Emmer has something to fear…?

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 2d

🎶 Better get OUT OF Tennessee Jed!” 🎶

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 2d

Johnson has two adult daughters. The press should find them and ask them what they think of their father protecting pedophiles.

And repeat that for all GQP leadership who have daughters—AND their wives (or husbands).

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 2d

Sorry, GQP moron who thinks we’re stupid. Obama was saying vote for THE black woman running for president, not ANY black woman especially one who would suck Trump on demand.

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 2d

Says asshole who thinks it’s perfectly ok to take bribes.

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 2d

What we need is a porn video showing a fat fuck wearing a Trump mask sodomizing a female wearing a Bartiromo mask. Then they trade off with the female wearing a strap on dildo.

And get that all over the news so she’s forced to address it.

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 2d

Hey #PedoPrez. Sticks & Stones.

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 2d

That accurately describes him.

#SlimeyMikeJohnson

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 2d

Oh crap, why not just line up poor people in front of a firing squad & be done with it? That way they can both provide more money for the pedo president & eliminate those who will surely vote against the GQP.

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 2d

What do you expect from people who think it’s perfectly ok to protect pedophiles in order to keep power? That should go on billboards nationwide, with the faces of Epstein, Trump, AND Johnson.

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 2d

I want to see judges tell Trump’s lawyers “I’m not going to speak to you. I want Trump in front of me to tell me himself.”

Then when he shows up at the courthouse the public will let him have it.

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 3d

I didn’t read the transcript but I watched it & thought it was incredible—a charismatic chubby guy talking about wonderful achievements! It was absolutely riveting.

But I tuned in late. We’re talking about the Guinness world book of records guy, right…?

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 3d

Call them out on this. Get them flooded here by reposting or using their BlueSky handle.

Either way @newsmax.com needs to either admit they’re lying or show us precisely who is getting away with this. Probably all zero of folks.

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 3d

What a load of BS. You can’t use SNAP. Benefits to get anything but food. Lying has become truth for MAGAts.

Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 3d

CBS.

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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 3d

CBS.

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Mike Tiano @miketiano.com · 3d

CBS.

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