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Miles Davis Morales

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Great power, no responsibility Get with me if you like to talk Rockets/NBA, music, art, stonks, Miami, and general foolishness.

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Miles Davis Morales @milesdavismorales.bsky.social · Apr 7

Have a blessed day, my friends

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Miles Davis Morales @milesdavismorales.bsky.social · 6h

If they give me the OG OT they can make another sequel trilogy about Palpatine returning and I won't even be mad

Miles Davis Morales @milesdavismorales.bsky.social · 6h

Refs and blowing OT TO calls in an OKC game, name a better duo

Miles Davis Morales @milesdavismorales.bsky.social · 6h

Ummm, maybe somebody should've told JDub today was NOT the day to wear a shirt about a movie centered around degenerate gambling and NBA players 😂😂😂

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John Hollinger @johnhollinger.bsky.social · May 22

I remind you, AGAIN, that the Pacers ONLY play batshit games

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Miles Davis Morales @milesdavismorales.bsky.social · 7h

Maybe the rest of the NBA decided to gang up on OKC and force them to play 82 overtime games so they're worn out come playoff time

Miles Davis Morales @milesdavismorales.bsky.social · 7h

Halli looking like a human Now & Later

Miles Davis Morales @milesdavismorales.bsky.social · 7h

When do they actually prosecute?

Miles Davis Morales @milesdavismorales.bsky.social · 7h

I'd be Jimmy Goldstein

Miles Davis Morales @milesdavismorales.bsky.social · 8h

I want you to wake up tomorrow and believe in yourself the way Bennedict Mathurin believes in himself

Miles Davis Morales @milesdavismorales.bsky.social · 8h

He should be classified as a rookie for his entire career

Miles Davis Morales @milesdavismorales.bsky.social · 9h

If the Pacers continue to make every 3 I predict they will win

I apologize if this is a level of analysis too in the weeds for you casuals

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Miles Davis Morales @milesdavismorales.bsky.social · 9h

It's basketball o'clock

Miles Davis Morales @milesdavismorales.bsky.social · 11h

Lyft driver: Are you Mike D?

Me: Nah, my name's Clarence

Miles Davis Morales @milesdavismorales.bsky.social · 11h

*taps sign*

Miles Davis Morales @milesdavismorales.bsky.social · Jun 10

Remember this skeet when Palmer Lucky goes down for some seriously disgusting stuff

Miles Davis Morales @milesdavismorales.bsky.social · 12h

Maybe someone told him Jerami Grant was on fire last night

Miles Davis Morales @milesdavismorales.bsky.social · 12h

If you had asked me this morning which former NBA player was most likely to be involved in an underground poker scam Gil DEFINITELY makes my top 5

Miles Davis Morales @milesdavismorales.bsky.social · 13h

If you're in Paris this December

Miles Davis Morales @milesdavismorales.bsky.social · 14h

Let me find out Scott Foster was actually reffing dirty during the 18 WCF and I will personally hunt him down and...... excuse me, my lawyer wants to tell me something.... give him a stern talking to and that is all

Miles Davis Morales @milesdavismorales.bsky.social · 14h

Remember when some people didn't want Chauncey coaching the Blazers because of his questionable past behavior and they were told to 'get over it, it was in the past' and he was the best person for the job?

Nah, me neither. Probably no current stories we could compare that to....

Miles Davis Morales @milesdavismorales.bsky.social · 15h

This is the kind of niche humor I'm here for

Miles Davis Morales @milesdavismorales.bsky.social · 17h

"and Christian Wood" 😂😂😂

Justin Kubatko @statitudes.com · 20h

Tyrese Maxey (40 points) and VJ Edgecombe (34) combined for 74 points last night, tied for the second-highest total by a duo in a season opener in NBA history.

The record of 75 is held by James Harden and Christian Wood (Dec. 26, 2020).

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Miles Davis Morales @milesdavismorales.bsky.social · 17h

And yet the actual Jailblazers never had to deal with the Feds

Miles Davis Morales @milesdavismorales.bsky.social · 17h

All I'm saying is if the NBA is working with FBI to root out crime I definitely saw Jokic, SGA, Luka, Ant, and Wemby taking a submersible boat from Venezuela loaded with suspicious packages. They should look into that.

Miles Davis Morales @milesdavismorales.bsky.social · 18h

Yeah, wasn't really feeling it. Couple hits, couple misses, but nothing that made me want to run it back anytime soon.

Miles Davis Morales @milesdavismorales.bsky.social · 19h

2 days into the NBA season and we've already got FBI drama. We're so back, baby!

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