mimi smartypants
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online diary sometimes mimismartypants.com she/her. Chicago. an okay person.
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Love it when the marketing director says things like "we're going to reach out and touch them in multiple ways" because I am 12 years old
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Can you bike in it? Do the cemetery group ride later this month!
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Red-tailed hawk spotted at Francisco El stop!
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I have lived in the same house for 15 years and I still have to look up what ward I'm in. Ward numbers do not stick in my brain! (I know the aldercreature, though)
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Antifa and a transgender were in the closet burning flags and I saw one of the flags and the flag looked at me
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"Simply" and "if you just." This sign-maker is big mad!
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salt-n-pepa: *nod approvingly*
Several signs on a door instructing to "Push to lock" without turning the lock.
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On a day like today (need to focus, feel unable), I miss my illicit supply of modanifil. Did it turn me into a joyless robot? Oh yes! And that's what I need right now!
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This almost works to the tune of Carry On My Wayward Son
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Nobody ask me what's for dinner because I do not know. I'm a planner and usually I do know. But today I really truly do not know.
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Those presubmission inquiries are so often more trouble than they're worth, because when editors nicely say "no thanks" they get a whole bunch of arguing back
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Possum in the yard! Big beautiful possum! This is why it is sometimes okay to be up at 4 am
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Pork chops are like the one thing I've never cooked correctly, I don't know what goes wrong every time but something sure does. Unless I have unreasonable pork chop expectations.
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Very envious of this Rams player with the last name "Verse." Imagine your full name being a whole Youniverse!
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THROUGH THE POWER OF TWITCHINESS, I COMMAND THEE
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I feel like a cat with the zoomies
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I'm doing crimes and then fighting them!