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🌙🔥✒️🗡️🏳️‍🌈 @mischiefnightly.bsky.social · 1d

Spirit Halloween got me a little fucked up. Wym a kid can dress up as Caine from The Amazing Digital Circus but I can't??

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🌙🔥✒️🗡️🏳️‍🌈 @mischiefnightly.bsky.social · 19d

Gimme a bumper sticker that says "I break for cheddar broccoli soup"

🌙🔥✒️🗡️🏳️‍🌈 @mischiefnightly.bsky.social · 22d

No but seriously? Why the FUCK are the Texas National Guard in Chicago, Illinois??

🌙🔥✒️🗡️🏳️‍🌈 @mischiefnightly.bsky.social · 24d

High up on the Things That Annoy Me: grown ass men being mean/immature to their toddler age kids

Like I get that I don't get what it's like to be a parent

But JFC you treat your kids this way in public? I'd be embarrassed

🌙🔥✒️🗡️🏳️‍🌈 @mischiefnightly.bsky.social · Sep 29

It's been a couple days so now I can joke about something, right?

Anyways, those Christians thought they could pull a fast one and put their Rapture over our Mabon? Like what they did with Yule and Ostara?

C'mon, y'all. Get a new gimmick. It's been over 2,025 years.

🌙🔥✒️🗡️🏳️‍🌈 @mischiefnightly.bsky.social · Aug 1

I think it's the "it didn't read my card with 0.35 seconds of time, lemme just JAM THE CARD IN" that really sells it

🌙🔥✒️🗡️🏳️‍🌈 @mischiefnightly.bsky.social · Aug 1

I have a sneaking suspicion that the men who REALLY struggle with using contactless pay are the ones who can't find the clitoris.

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🌙🔥✒️🗡️🏳️‍🌈 @mischiefnightly.bsky.social · Jul 12

Can my phone please fuck off with the "check out this picture you took a year ago" like I'm trying to get over shit, not be reminded of it

🌙🔥✒️🗡️🏳️‍🌈 @mischiefnightly.bsky.social · Jul 8

NP Beach starter pokemon but it's just a pigeon, a seagull and a crow

🌙🔥✒️🗡️🏳️‍🌈 @mischiefnightly.bsky.social · Jun 25

I CANNOT hear Sexyback without thinking of that funny ass edit of the scene where Padme confronts Anakin on Mustafar but every time Obi-Wan is on screen Sexyback plays. Like I just cannot be serious, I WILL bust a gut every time.

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🌙🔥✒️🗡️🏳️‍🌈 @mischiefnightly.bsky.social · Jun 23

It's like seeing the different stages of my life as I was going through them; the sounds that touched my soul as I was feeling for the first time, songs that spoke the words I couldn't find.

Goddamn am I going through it rn lmao

🌙🔥✒️🗡️🏳️‍🌈 @mischiefnightly.bsky.social · Jun 23

Spotify was the first subscription I ever got myself once I started making my own money. All of my liked songs I have been saving over all of these years; I have a ten year timeline of my life through the songs I enjoyed enough to keep saved.

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🌙🔥✒️🗡️🏳️‍🌈 @mischiefnightly.bsky.social · Jun 17

Love lying to my Lyft drivers. Yep I'm happily married and I have two kids, sure, whatever makes you friendlier.

🌙🔥✒️🗡️🏳️‍🌈 @mischiefnightly.bsky.social · Jun 16

This is bullshit. You CAN still cry if you're eating 😡 anime lied to me

🌙🔥✒️🗡️🏳️‍🌈 @mischiefnightly.bsky.social · Jun 15

I wish I was physically able to explode by myself. It looks like it would feel really satisfying.

🌙🔥✒️🗡️🏳️‍🌈 @mischiefnightly.bsky.social · May 14

New Pope said "ceasefire in Gaza" and "fuck AI" and honestly I wasn't expecting the Catholic Church to secure a W like that but here we are

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🌙🔥✒️🗡️🏳️‍🌈 @mischiefnightly.bsky.social · Apr 30

Bro this #virtualgamecard setup is annoying af

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Jes & Cin @jesncin.bsky.social · Apr 16

Serving unimaginable levels of cunt

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🌙🔥✒️🗡️🏳️‍🌈 @mischiefnightly.bsky.social · Apr 6

Bruh how many artists are just gonna not tour in the US now 💀 surface level worry but still

🌙🔥✒️🗡️🏳️‍🌈 @mischiefnightly.bsky.social · Apr 5

Not this guy telling me he used to be able to buy leather shoes for less than $20 💀 I'm sure that was back when a candy bar cost a fuckin quarter.

🌙🔥✒️🗡️🏳️‍🌈 @mischiefnightly.bsky.social · Mar 28

I think I now have 2 minors following my Insta account (relative and relative of a friend).

Time to up the leftist propaganda >:3c If the children yearn for the mines, then they must also seize the means of production!

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🌙🔥✒️🗡️🏳️‍🌈 @mischiefnightly.bsky.social · Mar 5

Can't tell if the worst part of my nightmare was the very realistic argument I had with my parents over the fascist state of the nation and how their votes got us here

or the part where I dreamt that the Voros Twins were caught doing what every other Minecraft YouTuber seems to end up doing

🌙🔥✒️🗡️🏳️‍🌈 @mischiefnightly.bsky.social · Feb 23

I don't believe in taking people's pictures without their permission, but I swear to God I just saw Beetlejuice at this fuckin goth rave

🌙🔥✒️🗡️🏳️‍🌈 @mischiefnightly.bsky.social · Feb 19

So it's come to this: taking my 10 minute break by sitting on the sidewalk and smoking.

What a mess.

🌙🔥✒️🗡️🏳️‍🌈 @mischiefnightly.bsky.social · Feb 5

Gonna have this sativa and this energy drink duke it out for dominance over my brain

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