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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 3h

Thinking about what Avenger I’d want to be and I’ve landed on either Thor or Scarlett Witch.

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 7h

I mean I really just don’t know what to say. At this point I am fine with locking all men up in camps I guess.

Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 7h

Bernie about Platner,

“In all due respect, all right, what I'm worried about, 50,000 Americans may die unnecessarily? And you're worried about a tattoo?"

When I asked about his comments about sexual assault, he said "Have you served four tours of duty?" I said "I have not."

Bernie: "Ok"

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 7h

Oh did he???? I don’t follow that guy for obvious reasons.

Birds of a feather….

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 7h

And I actually believe Platner may not have understood the meaning when he got the tattoo, but how has he not gotten it removed or covered after all these fucking years???? No way he didn’t learn the meaning until JUST NOW, I’m sorry; I’m not a newborn baby so I do not buy that for a second.

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 7h

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 7h

“The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi! Punch Nazis!”

[white man has Nazi tattoo for over a decade]

“Sometimes white men get Nazi tattoos on accident!”

God I really hate all of you sometimes lol.

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 7h

a girl in a school uniform is sitting at a table with her hands in the air and saying amen .

ALT: a girl in a school uniform is sitting at a table with her hands in the air and saying amen .

media.tenor.com

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 7h

This is democrats’ version of “it’s all about economic anxiety!!!” and it’s fucking embarrassing.

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 7h

Also I bet his politics RE trans people are absolutely atrocious because he has TERF energy.

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 7h

Mark my words, there will be Allegations against Graham Platner at some point. Truly can’t believe how people keep being hoodwinked over and over again by guys like that.

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 8h

Imagine paying thousands of dollars for a bed that doesn’t work if there’s a web outage. You deserve this!!!

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 12h

Trying to get hit by a thrown ball in order to advance a runner is the same thing whether it’s occurring on the base paths or at the plate lol. What is even the point of these fuckin guys???

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 12h

This is what counts for baseball analysis by Barstool sports guys lmao (the video is Josh Naylor jumping up to block a thrown double play ball).

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 15h

Graham Platner having a Nazi tattoo really isn’t surprising after what’s come out about him and I think it’s time to move on from him as a candidate, which of course means they won’t lol.

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 1d

Feel bad for Mariners fans but consider one of the worst people I’ve ever gotten to know is a Mariners fan and take solace in that.

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 1d

Vlad Jr. crying 😭😭😭

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 1d

Excited to see Vlad Jr. in the World Series, I hope Scherzer gets another ring, and I hope the Dodgers get their asses handed to them.

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 1d

Ate homemade Indian food for dinner and I’m so happy but I also feel like this guy now

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 1d

It's very trendy for the woke left to mock the police these days, but this is the kind of thing that you and I might miss.

BBC report that police are focussing on a 'ladder placed against the side of the Louvre' while investigation a recent theft from the art gallery.

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 1d

If Mr. Halibut disappears no he didn’t

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 1d

My ex literally threatened to kill me, and I still laughed at the caption bc I was like “yeah relationships do be like that sometimes.”

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 1d

The Kardashians, Chrissy Teigen/John Legend, and thousands of other celebrities have filmed all of their kids’ childhoods for billions of people (AND PEDOS) to see & ppl love it, but then become hysterical at a (dark) joke. Everyone is so bad at knowing what to be mad about!

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 1d

FWIW they are one of very few celebrity couples who don’t post pics of their kids & do their very best to keep their images/information concealed from the public & papparazi, so I respect them more than a lot of celebrities who use their kids as content.

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes people have weird relationships with their spouses that others can’t understand, or very dark inside jokes, and I feel like they’ve both always been pretty weird, so this seems par for the course. I don’t think the histrionics are necessary.

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Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth @missjayjay.bsky.social · 1d

Ppl are being way too weird about Kristen Bell’s instagram caption. It was dark humor that prob should’ve stayed private but there’s absolutely no need to screech that she’s glorifying femicide/he’s a murderer-in-waiting. I also think ppl are missing the joke is that she’s more successful than he is

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