Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth
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Something To Talk About (Bonnie Raitt)

We Belong (Pat Benatar)
John Smoltz actually saying something I agree with, the impossible can happen
Hope Vlad hits a two-run bomb here 🤞🏻
So funny, credit where it’s due
Thinking about retiring “Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth” and moving to my second favorite Twitter insult I ever received: “Spongebob SquareAss.”
The epidemic of managers over-managing starting pitching
Is that THREE inning-ending double plays in a row???
Yeah that was a real low point lol
That’s funny because after they won game 6, I knew they were gonna win the World Series. That Adolis Garcia grand slam swing felt like the WS monkey off the team’s back. I just had a feeling!!!
‘Tis true, playoffs are actually miserable
Are Mariners fans aware that they are up 3 games to 2, why are they all acting like it’s win or go home
A triple followed by a HR goes really hard
Is it a requirement that if you want to be a Seattle Mariner, you must have eyes that shine and sparkle like an ocean wave with the sun shining through it???
This is such a normal thing to think/feel, people are so unpleasant and bizarre.
What is your psychic damage man
People have forgotten how horrible insurance was before the ACA. You just couldn’t get coverage if you had a “pre-existing condition” which could be anything as minor as seasonal allergies; no prescription drug or maternity coverage; low annual limits. Just a nightmare.
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I went to the Louvre once and enjoyed it but honestly if I was there and a bunch of French investigators rushed in and said “Sacre bleu! there has been a heist!” I would have had a much better time and would have given it five stars on everything
Cowboys win, Giants and Commanders lose, can’t tell me shit today
She’s a 10 but she does the Tom Landry Victory Formation before she has sex
I’m not convinced he knows where he is right now
Cam Skattebo was def at January 6 but to be fair he didn’t know what he was doing there