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That amazing feeling when your friends surprise you with drawings of your OCs 🥰

Beyond honoured to have Coach Mac drawn by the incredibly talented @wretchedwrench.bsky.social. He did such a great job capturing this big bully! 😍

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 2d

“Ha. I’d grab you by the head, shove your face right into my ass crack, and blast ya with massive fart! Then I’d say ‘I’ll pick ya up on Friday at 7’ and walk away.”

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 2d

“You can bet there are digested tinies in all my dumps!”

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 2d

"Hmmm a few come pretty close! Notably Gassy Kapi and Officer Mike. But I have been training my two sons to be just like their dad, and I have to say, their farts are almost as deadly as mine! Like father like son indeed!"

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 3d

I have been crushing HARD on Coach Mac lately (and imagining him doing unspeakable things 😈) so I thought why not do a Q and A

Got a question for Coach? Ask it in the comments below to get an answer right from the gigantic stud himself!

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 2d

"Y'all are just a snack to fuel my growth!"

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 2d

"Ha you should be so lucky! Maybe I'll eat your family before I do that to you so that you can meet them in my gut... or what's left of them hehe..."

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 2d

"Ha! You might get lucky one day when I pass you in the hallway, I'll grab ya and put your face right up against my pucker and fumigate ya! But you'll never know if or when it's coming..."

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 2d

"Hmmm they have to first prove their worth. They will have to first lick my body clean after a workout and, if they survive the stench, then I will consider training them."

Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 2d

"Haha I love it! I love teasing my athletes, students, and sons by shoving their puny heads deep in my crack and releasing some pent-up stale air right into their faces! It's all good fun"

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 3d

“Haha they were a little shook, but judging by the bulges in some of their shorts, I’d say they were also a little aroused!”

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 3d

“I treat my athletes right! When they achieve victory, I make sure to give them a special reward, like ten minutes of play time with coach. If they disappoint me, however, I’ll go round to each of their houses and drop a fat log on them, crushing their homes and anyone unlucky enough to be inside!”

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 3d

"Hmmm depends on what task I think you are fit for! Might assign you to be my ass cleaner first. If you can survive that job, you're fit for anything!"

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 3d

Haha we'll see ;)

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 3d

"Take a look at this, runt!"

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · Nov 17

"Ooops! Uh... excuse me..."

Fart version for all you kinky tinies 😈🍑💨

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 3d

"Ha it's a funny story. That was right before a State Championship game. I wanted to ensure the opposing team's bus never made it to the big game. Little did I know at the time, I accidentally picked up the bus with my athletes inside instead and... well... I put them where the sun don't shine!"

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 3d

"Plenty! My body is so massive, you have many options of areas to live. Might I recommend, the dense forests that are my pits or the swamp that is my ass crack? HAHA!"

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 3d

I have been crushing HARD on Coach Mac lately (and imagining him doing unspeakable things 😈) so I thought why not do a Q and A

Got a question for Coach? Ask it in the comments below to get an answer right from the gigantic stud himself!

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