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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 6h

"Hmmm a few come pretty close! Notably Gassy Kapi and Officer Mike. But I have been training my two sons to be just like their dad, and I have to say, their farts are almost as deadly as mine! Like father like son indeed!"

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 1d

I have been crushing HARD on Coach Mac lately (and imagining him doing unspeakable things 😈) so I thought why not do a Q and A

Got a question for Coach? Ask it in the comments below to get an answer right from the gigantic stud himself!

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 13h

"Y'all are just a snack to fuel my growth!"

Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 14h

"Ha you should be so lucky! Maybe I'll eat your family before I do that to you so that you can meet them in my gut... or what's left of them hehe..."

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 14h

"Ha! You might get lucky one day when I pass you in the hallway, I'll grab ya and put your face right up against my pucker and fumigate ya! But you'll never know if or when it's coming..."

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 14h

"Hmmm they have to first prove their worth. They will have to first lick my body clean after a workout and, if they survive the stench, then I will consider training them."

Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 14h

"Haha I love it! I love teasing my athletes, students, and sons by shoving their puny heads deep in my crack and releasing some pent-up stale air right into their faces! It's all good fun"

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 1d

“Haha they were a little shook, but judging by the bulges in some of their shorts, I’d say they were also a little aroused!”

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 1d

“I treat my athletes right! When they achieve victory, I make sure to give them a special reward, like ten minutes of play time with coach. If they disappoint me, however, I’ll go round to each of their houses and drop a fat log on them, crushing their homes and anyone unlucky enough to be inside!”

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 1d

"Hmmm depends on what task I think you are fit for! Might assign you to be my ass cleaner first. If you can survive that job, you're fit for anything!"

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 1d

Haha we'll see ;)

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 1d

"Take a look at this, runt!"

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · Nov 17

"Ooops! Uh... excuse me..."

Fart version for all you kinky tinies 😈🍑💨

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 1d

"Ha it's a funny story. That was right before a State Championship game. I wanted to ensure the opposing team's bus never made it to the big game. Little did I know at the time, I accidentally picked up the bus with my athletes inside instead and... well... I put them where the sun don't shine!"

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 1d

"Plenty! My body is so massive, you have many options of areas to live. Might I recommend, the dense forests that are my pits or the swamp that is my ass crack? HAHA!"

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 1d

I have been crushing HARD on Coach Mac lately (and imagining him doing unspeakable things 😈) so I thought why not do a Q and A

Got a question for Coach? Ask it in the comments below to get an answer right from the gigantic stud himself!

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 9d

Hopefully they have gas masks ;)

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 13d

No gore alt 😇

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 14d

Haha agreed! Those houses directly behind him better brace for some strong winds

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 14d

Shhhhhh! He's sleeping... 😴

@bobbyryker.bsky.social

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 19d

You and you’re entire city hehe 😈

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 19d

Haha thanks man! Me too :)

Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 20d

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · Sep 12

Tired of those pesky pride parades causing traffic jams? Need an effective way of clearing the city streets fast? Have no fear, Officer Mike Roe is here and reporting for duty!

Drawings for my buddy @annnsen (on Twitter). Stay tuned for a third BONUS drawing coming soon!

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 20d

How it started vs how it's going... I'd say that's a BIG improvement hehe

Over 20+ years of drawing giant fellas

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 28d

Haha exactly! Mike is just making sure the job is done

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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 28d

Hey, I mean technically Officer Mike was just following orders and ensuring the job was done in an effective manner...

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