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Mitskimask The Slump God

@mitskimask.bsky.social

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Secretly 3 raccoons in a trench coat. Here for your trash.

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Mitskimask The Slump God @mitskimask.bsky.social · Dec 19

Year 2049:
I arise from a floor vat of goo.
"Computer" my voice echoes across an empty room.
A Clippy hologram appears.
"Image creation, shot of vagina, superimpose Che Guevara face, alter pubic hair to match Che hair.
Title: Guerilla Grip Pussy"
I am the last human shit poster and this is my tale.

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Mitskimask The Slump God @mitskimask.bsky.social · 6h

My award winning manuver of leaving a bar with my drink, discreetly

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Mitskimask The Slump God @mitskimask.bsky.social · 6h

I know you got some Dickies

Mitskimask The Slump God @mitskimask.bsky.social · 6h

a man with a beard is holding a microphone and saying " curl please " .

ALT: a man with a beard is holding a microphone and saying " curl please " .

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Mitskimask The Slump God @mitskimask.bsky.social · 6h

No one likes wearing a monkey suit. We do it just because.

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Mitskimask The Slump God @mitskimask.bsky.social · 7h

This is the one time I will not, good sir.

Mitskimask The Slump God @mitskimask.bsky.social · 9h

My bougiest opinion is you should dress up for the symphony. Why are you in jeans bruh.

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Mitskimask The Slump God @mitskimask.bsky.social · 10h

Why do you want me to drink alcohol? So I pee more? No THANKS. Not gonna be a part of your disgusting pee fetish.

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Mitskimask The Slump God @mitskimask.bsky.social · 14h

So pirates know to keep away from ye booty? Yarrrr

Mitskimask The Slump God @mitskimask.bsky.social · 14h

I'll never forgive the right for tanking the rare Pepé market. It's time the left took it back.

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Mitskimask The Slump God @mitskimask.bsky.social · 14h

They said
"Not today plantcel. Inorganic-chads ONLY"

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Mitskimask The Slump God @mitskimask.bsky.social · 16h

I think we as people need to stop caring about minor shit like this and the Howard Dean scream. The alternative is demons in office.

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Mitskimask The Slump God @mitskimask.bsky.social · 18h

Lmaoooooooo

Mitskimask The Slump God @mitskimask.bsky.social · 18h

Don't catch a cold mija, bring a sweater.

Mitskimask The Slump God @mitskimask.bsky.social · 18h

I loved the Monster I got from the GTA1 disc. It look like dinosaur.

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Mitskimask The Slump God @mitskimask.bsky.social · 18h

Imagine a public execution being streamed and they're like
"Hold on we gotta do the sponsor read before your last words also can you mention Blue Chew in there."