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Maize n Brew Dave

@mnbdave.bsky.social

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Husband, father, skier, lawyer, hockey player, bourbon nerd, Star Wars fan, former Senate staffer and lobbyist, college football junkie, founder and retired editor of Maize n Brew. I have opinions and make dad jokes.

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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 22h

It’s Wednesday and I’ve surpassed my billable week.

Kill me.

Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 1d

My Halloween preparation is coming along nicely.

1) 80s ski coat ✅
2) Joakleys ✅
3) ancient ski cap ✅
4) acid washes jeans ✅
5) torn ski gloves ✅
6) offensive beer koozie ✅
7) offensive ski themed T-shirt ✅
8) quality white/grey chin beard TBD

So close to being this handsome bastard.

Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 1d

Historically, yes.

But things like the $5 Dollar Bits of Broken Chair trophy or the JUG are so organic and distinct to college football that I can’t help but love them slightly more.

And I LOVE that they play for Floyd.

Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 2d

We’ve got four around us. No more skunks. It’s wonderful.

Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah. I’m mad at myself now.

Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 3d

The shear volume of “premium” or “high profile” coaching jobs that are going to be available at the conclusion of this season is going to be staggering.

FSU to make decision on Norvell after season

Amid speculation about Florida State coach Mike Norvell and his job security at the school following a fourth straight loss, AD Michael Alford said in a statement Monday that a comprehensive review of...

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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 3d

Gran Turismo

Mega Gaymon @ninja-gaga.bsky.social · Jan 4

Hey Nerds and Geeks, What’s the first game that comes to mind?

Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 3d

Who's solving the louvre robbery? Right answers only

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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 3d

The sad, divorced, she got the house and the kids energy in this photo could power the East Coast for 30 years.

Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 3d

A leftist's head would explode if they had to watch sports with such an incredibly shitty setup

X user: A leftists head would actually explode if they experienced this

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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 4d

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only

Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 4d

Pinball expo is as awesome.

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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 5d

That’s the Iron Giant and now I’m sobbing.

Ghost Rail enthusiast wife Daria @dariaphoebe.com · 5d

Women don't care about the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing; and it's a 1941 North Shore Electroliner by Saint Louis Car Company.

Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 5d

WAIT WHAT!?!?

JAMES FRANKLINS GONNA BE ON GAMEDAY TOMORROW?

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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 5d

This is the worst thing I have ever read. Well done.

Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 5d

I look forward to @surber.bsky.social talking about ole butthole eyes throwin picks this week.

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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 5d

For you verb. Wherever you are.

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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 6d

I watched a golden retriever video on my instagram and now I’m flooded with videos of golden retrievers being big dumb goof balls and my feed has never been better.

Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 6d

This is a fantastic joke.

Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 6d

This is what college sports is about.

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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 6d

Love that ballpark

Reposted by Maize n Brew Dave

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7d

Chris Murphy: "This is a country that's falling apart because Trump is in the middle of an authoritarian takeover. We're not on the verge of an authoritarian takeover. We're in the middle of it ... I have no moral obligation to vote for a budget that literally funds the destruction of our democracy"

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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 7d

Heathen

Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 7d

Fun evening touring the Hawks practice facility.

Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 8d

BIRFDAY!

Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 8d

This is literally what happens in third world dictatorships.

Robby Roadsteamer @roadsteamer.bsky.social · 8d

🚨 *Breaking News* Robby Roadsteamer has been detained by ICE Portland after singing Rod Stewart with the Portland Frog! We need your help!

Please support Robby's campaign and lawyer fees at robbyroadsteamer.com link on bio 💙🦒🦒🦒

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