Maize n Brew Dave
@mnbdave.bsky.social
Husband, father, skier, lawyer, hockey player, bourbon nerd, Star Wars fan, former Senate staffer and lobbyist, college football junkie, founder and retired editor of Maize n Brew. I have opinions and make dad jokes.
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been thinking about this since reading it this morning and it really just makes the most sense
January 4, 2026 at 1:45 PM
been thinking about this since reading it this morning and it really just makes the most sense
What’s going to be amazing over the next several days are people in the media trying to come up with ways to justify the regime change in Venezuela. The administration won’t say a word, & the press will concoct justifications, so as to be “fair”, rather than call with what it is: an act of war.
January 3, 2026 at 11:25 PM
What’s going to be amazing over the next several days are people in the media trying to come up with ways to justify the regime change in Venezuela. The administration won’t say a word, & the press will concoct justifications, so as to be “fair”, rather than call with what it is: an act of war.
I love that at least4 people are going to claim concussions from falling Mayo.
January 3, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I love that at least4 people are going to claim concussions from falling Mayo.
No cheating, repost w your most recent picture of your pet.
January 2, 2026 at 11:04 PM
No cheating, repost w your most recent picture of your pet.
I think the only reason the refs put one second back on the clock again and again last night was to see if they could get Stetson Bennett broken in half and they almost succeeded.
January 2, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I think the only reason the refs put one second back on the clock again and again last night was to see if they could get Stetson Bennett broken in half and they almost succeeded.
This is the correctest take.
Indiana would be the most heartwarming champion and Ole Miss would be the funniest. really torn here
January 2, 2026 at 5:02 AM
This is the correctest take.
The refs didn’t know the rules? Oh wait. I watched the end of the game. Can confirm.
Everything about this is hilariously wrong.
You can't legally onside a free kick.
That second should have run off on recovery because it was in the field of play.
You can't legally onside a free kick.
That second should have run off on recovery because it was in the field of play.
January 2, 2026 at 5:01 AM
The refs didn’t know the rules? Oh wait. I watched the end of the game. Can confirm.
I’m calling the conference commissioners personal cell phones until they crack. We have to make the endings of the cfp semi finals somehow dumber than this beautiful dumpster fire.
January 2, 2026 at 4:58 AM
I’m calling the conference commissioners personal cell phones until they crack. We have to make the endings of the cfp semi finals somehow dumber than this beautiful dumpster fire.
This is bullshit. Make this game finish the last 1 second tomorrow.
January 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
This is bullshit. Make this game finish the last 1 second tomorrow.
oh my god. I’m fucking dying. The stage is out again.
January 2, 2026 at 4:54 AM
oh my god. I’m fucking dying. The stage is out again.
Stop. Stop. I’m full. I can only have so much decadent stupid football.
Ok. Maybe a little more.
Good god this is so dumb.
Ok. Maybe a little more.
Good god this is so dumb.
January 2, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Stop. Stop. I’m full. I can only have so much decadent stupid football.
Ok. Maybe a little more.
Good god this is so dumb.
Ok. Maybe a little more.
Good god this is so dumb.
This is so unbelievably stupid. I live it so much.
January 2, 2026 at 4:51 AM
This is so unbelievably stupid. I live it so much.
It’s gonna be B1G. Right down to the atrocious weather and plodding game play.
It's still raining in Pasadena? Yikes.
January 1, 2026 at 2:00 PM
It’s gonna be B1G. Right down to the atrocious weather and plodding game play.
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“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.”
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 AM
“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.”
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
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A message for you all to carry through the year
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 AM
A message for you all to carry through the year
Happy new year w. The flu will prevent me from partaking this year so y’all get after it.
January 1, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Happy new year w. The flu will prevent me from partaking this year so y’all get after it.
Taps sign
You can’t fool me. Thats not Julian Sayin. Thats Drew Aller.
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Taps sign
You can’t fool me. Thats not Julian Sayin. Thats Drew Aller.
January 1, 2026 at 1:28 AM
You can’t fool me. Thats not Julian Sayin. Thats Drew Aller.
Mercifully, Michigan’s Football season is over.
January 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Mercifully, Michigan’s Football season is over.
Still brings a tear to my eye. Still feels new.
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Still brings a tear to my eye. Still feels new.
A&W is better road trip food than Culver’s.
@ me bro
@ me bro
December 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM
A&W is better road trip food than Culver’s.
@ me bro
@ me bro
This years flu is, of course, awful. Nothing quite like the dull stabbing gut pressure of the build up to what you know is going to be a very unpleasant evening spent alternating fluid dispersal points in n a cramped bathroom.
Finally ate for the first time 24 hours. Not sure I want to do it again
Finally ate for the first time 24 hours. Not sure I want to do it again
December 31, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This years flu is, of course, awful. Nothing quite like the dull stabbing gut pressure of the build up to what you know is going to be a very unpleasant evening spent alternating fluid dispersal points in n a cramped bathroom.
Finally ate for the first time 24 hours. Not sure I want to do it again
Finally ate for the first time 24 hours. Not sure I want to do it again