Flounder
@flounder.bsky.social
D&D fanatic. Sports fan (Gamecocks, Jaguars, and NASCAR, among others). Trekkie. Furry/Orc. Trans (she/her). Queer AF. <3 @brightmoonbunny.bsky.social.
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Flounder
@flounder.bsky.social
· Nov 10
Hi! I’m Flounder, a trans queer furry geeky sports fan.
Here’s a few of my ‘sonas.
Here’s a few of my ‘sonas.
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Imagine ruining your product so badly the market decides to topple your monopoly
“Our mid-term goal should be the complete phase-out of Microsoft products, including the Windows operating system. It’s easier than it sounds.”
A cross-party group of lawmakers are pushing for the European Parliament to get off US tech, starting with Microsoft.
A cross-party group of lawmakers are pushing for the European Parliament to get off US tech, starting with Microsoft.
Get us off Microsoft! Lawmakers press EU Parliament to change in-house IT.
“We cannot afford this level of dependence on foreign tech,” lawmakers say in letter obtained by POLITICO.
www.politico.eu
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Imagine ruining your product so badly the market decides to topple your monopoly
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hey @microsoft.com dressing your office 365 ads as security software is a pretty fucked up thing to do if you ask me
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
hey @microsoft.com dressing your office 365 ads as security software is a pretty fucked up thing to do if you ask me
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
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Vodka
Boobs
Travel
Well, that doesn't sound too bad!
Boobs
Travel
Well, that doesn't sound too bad!
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Vodka
Boobs
Travel
Well, that doesn't sound too bad!
Boobs
Travel
Well, that doesn't sound too bad!
All this pie discourse and nobody's mentioned the one true pie guaranteed to make your Thanksgiving one to remember?
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
All this pie discourse and nobody's mentioned the one true pie guaranteed to make your Thanksgiving one to remember?
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Also watch out with older CrockPot recipes: Newer slow cookers (like post-2015ish) run a lot hotter for food safety reasons. So “low” is a lot warmer now than it was in the 80s when your mom devised that recipe.
Cookbooks are cool! But be careful about older ones, especially with recipes calling for a box/package/can/container of something (rather than ounces or grams) because many companies have changed their formulas and package sizes in the last few years.
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Also watch out with older CrockPot recipes: Newer slow cookers (like post-2015ish) run a lot hotter for food safety reasons. So “low” is a lot warmer now than it was in the 80s when your mom devised that recipe.
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Jim and Dave have opened their hearts and home to two sisters in need. Now, they face a tough battle to keep their family together. Your support can make a real difference in their fight for justice. Please consider donating or sharing their story to help cover legal costs. gofund.me/362129c3a
Donate to Jim and Dave's Legal Battle for Their Girls, organized by Keiley Duchem
Hello Friends! Several years ago our good friends Jim Lai/Kai/Syn… Keiley Duchem needs your support for Donate to Jim and Dave's Legal Battle for Their Girls
gofund.me
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Jim and Dave have opened their hearts and home to two sisters in need. Now, they face a tough battle to keep their family together. Your support can make a real difference in their fight for justice. Please consider donating or sharing their story to help cover legal costs. gofund.me/362129c3a
A friend of mine, @synicism.bsky.social, needs some help keeping his family together. Please take a look.
Donate to Jim and Dave's Legal Battle for Their Girls, organized by Keiley Duchem
Hello Friends! Several years ago our good friends Jim Lai/Kai/Syn… Keiley Duchem needs your support for Donate to Jim and Dave's Legal Battle for Their Girls
www.gofundme.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
A friend of mine, @synicism.bsky.social, needs some help keeping his family together. Please take a look.
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remember the reason for the season
TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German!
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
remember the reason for the season
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Ok palate cleanse time. In case you missed it, here's my most popular post ever
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Ok palate cleanse time. In case you missed it, here's my most popular post ever
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yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
What in hell is Purdy doing?
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
What in hell is Purdy doing?
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I am the only one of my generation privy to my gramma’s legendary mashed potato recipe. No one knows this. If I used my real name on Bsky I would not post this. However.
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I am the only one of my generation privy to my gramma’s legendary mashed potato recipe. No one knows this. If I used my real name on Bsky I would not post this. However.
Hey LEGO friends - would I be better served by getting up at midnight to try and order the Enterprise-D online or by getting up to get to the LEGO store at 6am to try to get it in person?
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Hey LEGO friends - would I be better served by getting up at midnight to try and order the Enterprise-D online or by getting up to get to the LEGO store at 6am to try to get it in person?
Can I get a fuck cancer? Because fuck it. So much.
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Can I get a fuck cancer? Because fuck it. So much.
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"Death of the Author" doesn't mean separating the author's bad behaviour from their art. It means taking away their authority and allowing readers to interpret the art based on their own perspectives. It doesn't absolve the author of being a bastard, in fact it may inform how you interpret the art.
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"Death of the Author" doesn't mean separating the author's bad behaviour from their art. It means taking away their authority and allowing readers to interpret the art based on their own perspectives. It doesn't absolve the author of being a bastard, in fact it may inform how you interpret the art.
Gonna turn this on its head. Add one.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Gonna turn this on its head. Add one.
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Gritty, not pretty.
*inhales*
FUCK THE TITANS
*inhales*
FUCK THE TITANS
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Gritty, not pretty.
*inhales*
FUCK THE TITANS
*inhales*
FUCK THE TITANS
It’s been a long time since I felt this frustrated after a win.
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It’s been a long time since I felt this frustrated after a win.
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this may be the jags team that kills me finally
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
this may be the jags team that kills me finally
Do I hate myself enough to watch OT?
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Do I hate myself enough to watch OT?