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Montague Street Bridge
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Vertically challenged - just 3.0m tall! Allegedly invisible to the naked eye Come visit me in South Melbourne Don't be a jerk!
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 2d
We live in the stupidest of times #auspol
A bus carrying the Australian Political Discourse crashing into a band tshirt, courtesy of the Montague St Bridge
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 2d
Let's dance to Joy Division
And celebrate the irony
#auspol
Albo wearing a stupid tshirt with a bus crashing into the Montague St Bridge
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 2d
We live in the stupidest of times #auspol
A bus carrying the Australian Political Discourse crashing into a band tshirt, courtesy of the Montague St Bridge
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 5d
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cameronmarkdoyle on Instagram: "Ya can't park that there 💥🚚 #montaguestreetbridgeView all 154 comments"
Ya can't park that there 💥🚚 #montaguestreetbridge
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · 16d
An Uber truck would have undercut this TaxiBox

📸 Stolen from the Facebleugh site
The aftermath of a Taxibox truck smashing into The Heavyweight Champion Of The World Of All Time In The History Of Ever
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · Sep 25
Pffft... amateurs....

I would have ended that jerk!!!!
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · May 18
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Maybe some day your ship will have pretty lights
Getting hit by the Brooklyn Bridge tonight

Go! Go!
🎸🎶
clancyny.bsky.social Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · May 18
"Just watched the Brooklyn Bridge get smoked live by a boat with a massive Mexican flag."

Tweeted at 8:42 PM tonight. EDT. by Nelson Slinkard @TheWillieNelson
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · May 18
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Maybe some day your ship will have pretty lights
Getting hit by the Brooklyn Bridge tonight

Go! Go!
🎸🎶
clancyny.bsky.social Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · May 18
"Just watched the Brooklyn Bridge get smoked live by a boat with a massive Mexican flag."

Tweeted at 8:42 PM tonight. EDT. by Nelson Slinkard @TheWillieNelson
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · May 16
Loathe of me to screenshot from The Bad Place, but such is Matt Cosplay Caravan's Supreme Idiocy, it deserves a special place in the Jerk Hall of Fame, along with the jerk who couldn't follow a pilot!
Matt Cosplay Caravan displaying his Supreme Idiocy by drawing the thinnest, longest bow between a wind turbine, being carried on a flatbed diesel truck, and clean energy initiatives, crashing into a bridge in Queensland... Such is the potency of his idiocy, this alt text has lost all grammatical structure!
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · May 9
SECOND TIME THIS WEEK!!!

STILL UNDEFEATED

STILL THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD OF ALL TIME IN THE HISTORY OF EVER 💪🏆

Receipt:
bsky.app/profile/mont...
3AW falsely claiming a hit to Monty for the first time in nearly 100 days It literally happened this week!!!
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · May 9
SECOND TIME THIS WEEK!!!

STILL UNDEFEATED

STILL THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD OF ALL TIME IN THE HISTORY OF EVER 💪🏆

Receipt:
bsky.app/profile/mont...
3AW falsely claiming a hit to Monty for the first time in nearly 100 days It literally happened this week!!!
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · May 5
We're all in the mood for a melody!

📸 @tpwkelly 🐦
Australian Piano Warehouse truck hitting the Montague Street Bridge
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · May 3
Not in this country!!!

#auspol
Peter Dutton and Trumpism, depicted as a crashed bus, being crushed by Australian voters, depicted as the Montague Street Bridge
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · May 3
Not in this country!!!

#auspol
Peter Dutton and Trumpism, depicted as a crashed bus, being crushed by Australian voters, depicted as the Montague Street Bridge
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · May 2
Make it happen, #auspol

Authorised by The Heavyweight Champion Of The World Of All Time In The History Of Ever, South Melbourne
H Fong, depicted as a bus, being authorised by Yhe Heavyweight Champion Of The World Of All Time In The History Of Ever, the Montague Street Bridge
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · May 2
Make it happen, #auspol

Authorised by The Heavyweight Champion Of The World Of All Time In The History Of Ever, South Melbourne
H Fong, depicted as a bus, being authorised by Yhe Heavyweight Champion Of The World Of All Time In The History Of Ever, the Montague Street Bridge
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · May 2
May the odds be ever in your favour tomorrow, Kooyong #auspol
Kooyong electorate, depicted as a bus, being smashed by the Federal Election, depicted as the Montague Street Bridge
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · Apr 19
Fair play to the SkyRail bridge here

Managed to make a Liberal lean left
swearyanthony.bsky.social Anthony B, @swearyanthony.bsky.social · Apr 19
Where the Victorian Liberals genuine they would have hit the @montaguestbridge.bsky.social
A photo of a Victoria Liberals truck stuck under a bridge
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · Feb 26
Been a while since a good bridge strike was required of an inconsiderate jerk
The Matildas, depicted as Yeah The Girls and the Montague St Bridge, destroying radio personality and jerk Marty Sheargold
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · Feb 26
Been a while since a good bridge strike was required of an inconsiderate jerk
The Matildas, depicted as Yeah The Girls and the Montague St Bridge, destroying radio personality and jerk Marty Sheargold
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · Jan 23
Why isn't this happening?!?
Punch Nazis, stop defending Elon
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · Jan 23
Why isn't this happening?!?
Punch Nazis, stop defending Elon
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · Jan 19
Tax the rich
Billionaires crushing and destroying everything, except their own interests
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · Jan 12
The Big Show
#BBL14
The Big Show Glenn Maxwell, depicted as the Montague Street Bridge, destroying the Melbourne Renegades, depicted as a destroyed bus
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Montague Street Bridge @montaguestbridge.bsky.social · Jan 12
Some jerks just want to watch their world burn

(Reminder, this is not the Heavyweight Champion of the World of All Time in the History of Ever)
Jerk attempting to and failing miserably at driving through floodwaters
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