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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 8d

NONE OF THE MEDIA LEADING UP TO IT SHOWED THE DOUBLE BLADE

"Caption this with the 2nd to last text you sent." Image is the corner of a room that looks like a murder scene with blood on the walls and a chest with a lamp and a small
TV which has, on its screen, an image that looks VERY MUCH LIKE AN ARSE!)

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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 11d

Some would see the costume as the permission slip

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Sigrid Ellis @sigridellis.bsky.social · 11d

You are in the house of Elrond. And it is ten o'clock in the morning, on October the twenty-fourth, if you want to know.

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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 12d

Not me completely forgetting about the Great Scromiting Epidemic of the late 2010s

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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 16d

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answered only.

Poor Scotsman Andrew stuck on a roof. He canna put his weight on the roof, it's dead thin.

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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 19d

“i was married, but i’m not married anymore. women don’t like the vehicle.”

Lord Humungus from Mad Max 2 standing in front of his 6 wheeler off road truck

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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 19d

Why do people get mad about ProtonMail? 😆

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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 24d

A crafty person could modify an inflatable penguin into a loon 🤔

Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 26d

As an Oldhead, I'd like to see a Largest option for font size here.

Screenshot of Bluesky app Appearance settings.

Settings are; Color Mode with System, Light, or Dark options.
Dark Theme with Dim or Dark options.
Font with System or Theme options.
And Font size with Smaller, Default, and Larger options.

The Larger option for Font Size is circled in yellow.

Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 28d

Fukui-san? it appears the chef is salting a fish from the Dead Sea

Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 29d

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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · 29d

Did we forget about the parade of tanks?

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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · Oct 5

a woman wearing sunglasses and a red shirt that says ' hon taroon ' on it

Alt: TEAM THE TEAM GO SPORTS I THANK YOU I HAVE NO IDEA

media.tenor.com

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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · Oct 3

Right? My first thought was 'Why was this documented?'

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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · Oct 3

a man in a suit and tie with a name tag that says mr bean on it

Alt: a man in a suit and tie with a name tag that says mr bean on it

media.tenor.com

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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · Oct 3

a woman is smiling in front of a sign that says ' tgiv ' on it

Alt: Animated .gif of Mariah Carey shaking her head while saying 'I don't know her'

media.tenor.com

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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · Oct 2

@kmsumaverick.bsky.social is great!

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Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · Oct 1

😆 What the hell 😆

Mr. Brndn @mrbrndnrbnsn.bsky.social · Oct 1

I've had some success with breaking the pill open and mixing the powder with either a small amount of water or watered down wet food, and using a syringe . Syringe to the back corner of the mouth and Bob's your uncle.

Pro tip: Remove plunger, cap the syringe, add powder then fluid. Shake to mix.