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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 3h

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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve never wanted a tie to happen more

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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 1d

the SNL soylent green skit with phil hartman as charlton heston yelling (speech text is not in pic but implied to be "it's people")

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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 1d

all units, all units, we have a 283

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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 2d

a robot with a helmet on holds a light that says ' a ' on it

Alt: twiki from the old buck rogers tv show

media.tenor.com

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · Nov 10

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 4d

do not take this drug if you're all fucked up

MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 6d

thank you for sharing

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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 6d

the horse from tangled looking disapprovingly what he's reading

MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 7d

some of the turds weren't even theirs

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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 7d

my dick has had better songs written about it

MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 7d

me: gonna buy these twelve chocolate chip cookies and have one or two a day this week
me the next day: there's four fucking cookies left in this thing

MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 8d

me typing 00:01 into microwave, then start
microwave: okay sure, here's a second, that's a thing we did

MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 10d

Josh Johnson is incredible @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml0l...

Diddy’s Collapse - Untouchable To Indicted

YouTube video by Josh Johnson

www.youtube.com

MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 11d

oh yeah i have booze

MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 12d

i'll never forgive the 49ers for this

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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 12d

mess with the crab you get the stab

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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 12d

luuuuuke, remember when i was alive and told you that's no moon, well i was lying luuuuke

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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 12d

a horse may be many times faster than a man, but with the aid of a simple machine, the bicycle, a man can do what no horse could ever: ride a bicycle.

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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 13d

Looking forward to this series, first video was great

MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 13d

I’d rather stay and play

MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 13d

One of the hardest books to put down, so many chapters ended with me saying I gotta see where this goes.

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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 14d

man with a heavily-bandaged penis scrolling his phone and about to be profoundly disappointed: wait, did that headline say china invented boner glue?

MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 14d

a faux jeopardy clue that says "ligma balls"

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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 15d

preggoku

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