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Author of the webcomic Please Forgive Me!!! I'm nice He/Him https://gobolatula.com/pfm/

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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · Aug 18

Today's Please Forgive Me!!! comic is about haircare. It's complicated topic. for example, did you know you have to "care" for your hair? Apparently it's not supposed to get matted and filled with tiny swarming insects that constantly bite your neck and face! I know!!

gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · Aug 18

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

If a guy was named Friar McJesus, do you think he'd feel pressured to become a man of the Irish cloth? Asking for the same friend.

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SamKalensky @samkalensky.com · Aug 17

The Squonk - [Fearsome critters 1910] - An ugly hoglike creature with illfitting, warty skin, met by hunters in Pennsylvania. Often said to be “the most morbid of beasts” - it’s acidic tears cause it to dissolve into an offal puddle of tears & bubbles…😭 https://samkalensky.com/products/squonk

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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 18h

it would be awesome to live in the pigs world

Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 18h

From: Fair, then Partly Piggy (1988), dir. Toshio Hirata, Oh! Production

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🍊 @sablecitrus.bsky.social · 18h

The Sound is Irresistible

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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 20h

if I had my druthers I'd live like will graham in hannibal on an old farmstead with a couple dozen dogs, only I'm just a dumb slob not an anti-autistic genius so they wouldn't be well trained and you KNOW my house would stink to high heaven

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Dan Liimatta @danliimatta.bsky.social · 1d

#daily 36: Dog | haunted house

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gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 2d

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

If I could freeze time, I wouldn't rob banks or anything like that. Honestly, I'd just take long naps. Maybe I'd walk across the country to get a slice of pizza too, but mainly I'd sleep.

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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 3d

oh, because you drew it too small

Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 4d

Thinking of getting into the wishing well business. I feel like there's money in it.

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 4d

Hi. I'm Terry Gross, this is Fresh Air, and I've just invented a gun that can shoot you through the radio.

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gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 4d

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

Sometimes I wish I had the strength of an elephant. That way I could grab a bunch of peanuts and have the fortitude to eat them all at once.

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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 4d

I know its wasteful but I switched to disposables years ago for this very reason

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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 4d

peasant: but reverend! Why do you throw out our icons of venerable saints and our holy relics? Has there been some new revelation from the church?

reverend: kings pope now

peasant: what

reverend, hucking a sack of relics into a well: kings pope now

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gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 6d

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

Ever try a vegan orange? They're actually not bad. They taste almost exactly like the oranges you violently hack off trees and rip their skin off. Oh, you didn't know?

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 6d

don quixote killed being struck by a wagon and sent to an alternate universe that is honestly exactly like the one he was already in but he's convinced it's some fantasy shit

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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 6d

entering my "fox-eyed villain" phase

Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 7d

thinking of starting up a usb cable factory, feel like there might be money in it

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 7d

Digimon is sorta like Pokémon except sometimes the monster is a stacked baddie and they let the conspiratorial guy from serial experiments lain write a bunch of it.

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Stuart Gipp @stuartgipp.bsky.social · 7d

looking at the Game Gear Directory and laughed at my own writing, which is either a good or a bad thing, can't decide

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 7d

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · May 10

rise of the machines

Fred Flentstone stands, hands on his hips, looking incredulously at Barney Rubble, who is at the corner of the panel barely visible. He appears to wearing tiny sunglasses.
"C'mon Barn, what's with the getup? and what is that on your head?" Fred asks.
"oh this, Fred?"
We now see Barney is also wearing a black trench coat and smoking a cigarette. A small bird is taped to the side of his head. "Just the latest in cybernetic enhancement technology- wired right into my brain."

The background dissolves and Barney stands next to a free floating diagram of a human body with several small birds going into it and says "we're entering a new age, Fred- the synthesis of man and machine as one flesh. This is the future. It's hack or be hacked."
Fred looks incredulous.

The bird pecks Barney.

Barney puts his hands on his head and screams "the machines are turning against us! We have built God only for him to destroy us!" as the bird continues to peck at him.

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gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 9d

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

Frankly, I think kids these days need to learn to barbecue at a young age. I don't think my 19 month old son would agree with me, but I'm really hungry and really lazy. Step up, kid.

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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 9d

a horse may be many times faster than a man, but with the aid of a simple machine, the bicycle, a man can do what no horse could ever: ride a bicycle.

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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 9d

GALAXY 2?

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Chris Schweizer @ NYCC A-28 @schweizercomics.bsky.social · 10d

Kicktober #2: Billy Blanks

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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 9d

thinking of pivoting to bigfoot once I hit the big 4-0.