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Stuart Gipp @stuartgipp.bsky.social · 15h

Space Cunts 16: Space Clap

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gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 2d

written by @josefschwem.com , drawn by me

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Please Forgive Me!!! – a comic about friendship and fun

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gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 2d

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

Sometimes I wish I had the strength of an elephant. That way I could grab a bunch of peanuts and have the fortitude to eat them all at once.

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gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 4d

comic written by @josefschwem.com and drawrn by me

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gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 4d

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

Ever try a vegan orange? They're actually not bad. They taste almost exactly like the oranges you violently hack off trees and rip their skin off. Oh, you didn't know?

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🃏 Cacodemon Crusher Clip 🃏 @clipthejester.bsky.social · 4d

Had a dream a while back in which I discovered the existence of the "Grave of the Fireflies/Super Mario World 2-in-1" for the Wii. It basically functioned as a DVD except for a "special features" section that literally only had an SNES emulator playing Mario World. It went for absurd prices on eBay

The cover for a fake Wii game consisting of both the 1988 Studio Ghibli film, Grave of the Fireflies, and Super Mario World; both are represented on the cover, the former by the poster of Seita carrying his sister Setsuko across a field and the latter by the artwork of Mario wearing a cape and riding Yoshi. The cover promises "TWO classics in ONE!".

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Helter Skelter @helterskelter1995.bsky.social · 5d

SPOOKY MONTH!!!

Art by @pinupcitizen.bsky.social

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Vhyrel @vhyrel.bsky.social · 7d

Deedlit [Doodle]. 🌱 #LodossWar.

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gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 5d

Doodlit

gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 5d

I'm struggling to explain to my son the episode where Thomas the Tank Engine gets a bunch of fish stuck up his ass and has to get them removed and then Sir Topham Hatt cooks them up and eats fish and chips while Thomas is just like :[

I just summed it up as, "That’s life." Gonna use that one a lot.

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gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 6d

What playing Silksong made me realize is that I sorely missed getting extremely angry at my own failure for days on end and the eventual blissful euphoria of finally winning. Also I kinda wish I were a bug.

a cartoon character holding an umbrella next to another cartoon character

ALT: a cartoon character holding an umbrella next to another cartoon character

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gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 6d

a get well soon greeting card with a cartoon character

ALT: a get well soon greeting card with a cartoon character

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gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 7d

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

Frankly, I think kids these days need to learn to barbecue at a young age. I don't think my 19 month old son would agree with me, but I'm really hungry and really lazy. Step up, kid.

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gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 9d

Comic written by @josefschwem.com and drawn by moi

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Please Forgive Me!!! – a comic about friendship and fun

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gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 9d

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

I'm a pretty opinionated person. I have so many opinions. I even have opposing opinions on the same subject, plus my trademark indifference, which I consider its own opinion. I love, hate, and don't care about apples, for instance.

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gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 9d

WHAT THE FUCK?!

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gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 10d

LOL

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gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 10d

I want there to be a movie about a time traveler YouTuber who goes back in time to film Mozart reacting to the Cowboy Bebop OST for content.

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gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 11d

we back! updating mon/wed/fri as long as we can.

comic written by @josefschwem.com and drawn by me

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gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 11d

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

Times like these you gotta really count every blessing you get. I'm sure you all have a priest that speeds down your road throwing blessings your way like hadokens. I think he blessted me in the face once and I was like, "Whoa. I'm glad I'm alive." And then I woke up.

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gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 13d

Nobody has done this before, I am certain of it.

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gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 13d

Wow everything was perfect with my joke except the fact that I typed "tornado rhymes with tornado" instead of "cornado rhymes with tornado." I'm sorry everyone

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gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 13d

That's why FDR Jr. wants to ban high fructose corn syrup.

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gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 13d

See why didn't they do Cornado instead of Sharknado? Tornado rhymes with tornado and holy shit think about it: if you saw a tornado made entirely of corn, you wouldn't know what to do. Eat the corn and die from overcorning, I guess.

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gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 19d

are kids allowed to just run around unsupervised anymore? i think when i was in 1st or 2nd grade, i was just told "be home before dark." these days i feel like these days it's frowned upon.

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