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So you're telling me that if I met Better Call Saul in real life, he not only wouldn't be able to save me in court, but his name is actually Bob Odenkirk? What a sick joke!
So you're telling me that if I met Better Call Saul in real life, he not only wouldn't be able to save me in court, but his name is actually Bob Odenkirk? What a sick joke!
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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So you're telling me that if I met Better Call Saul in real life, he not only wouldn't be able to save me in court, but his name is actually Bob Odenkirk? What a sick joke!
So you're telling me that if I met Better Call Saul in real life, he not only wouldn't be able to save me in court, but his name is actually Bob Odenkirk? What a sick joke!
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I just remembered the punchline to this comic by @gobolatula.bsky.social and burst out laughing again.
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I just remembered the punchline to this comic by @gobolatula.bsky.social and burst out laughing again.
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In case you didn't know, there is sludge everywhere that's completely free! Sludge of all kinds!
In case you didn't know, there is sludge everywhere that's completely free! Sludge of all kinds!
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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In case you didn't know, there is sludge everywhere that's completely free! Sludge of all kinds!
In case you didn't know, there is sludge everywhere that's completely free! Sludge of all kinds!
On the last boss of Silksong. Been dying over and over the last few nights. Nothing new. This is the last time. What a game. I'll let you all know when I win.
a cartoon character with a sword is standing next to a giant white monster
ALT: a cartoon character with a sword is standing next to a giant white monster
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November 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
On the last boss of Silksong. Been dying over and over the last few nights. Nothing new. This is the last time. What a game. I'll let you all know when I win.
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I don't think anyone should be allowed to throw food away, ever, for any reason. I don't think it should be eaten either. I'm like a vegan but the next level of that.
I don't think anyone should be allowed to throw food away, ever, for any reason. I don't think it should be eaten either. I'm like a vegan but the next level of that.
November 21, 2025 at 8:48 AM
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I don't think anyone should be allowed to throw food away, ever, for any reason. I don't think it should be eaten either. I'm like a vegan but the next level of that.
I don't think anyone should be allowed to throw food away, ever, for any reason. I don't think it should be eaten either. I'm like a vegan but the next level of that.
I broke 2 controllers playing Silksong. I didn't thing I was mashing the buttons that hard, but maybe I underestimated just how angry I've been while playing.
Maybe this is why they priced the game so low.
Maybe this is why they priced the game so low.
a cartoon character with horns and a red cape is holding a sword
ALT: a cartoon character with horns and a red cape is holding a sword
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November 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I broke 2 controllers playing Silksong. I didn't thing I was mashing the buttons that hard, but maybe I underestimated just how angry I've been while playing.
Maybe this is why they priced the game so low.
Maybe this is why they priced the game so low.
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
Trying to grow a beard on my fingernails. It just seems like the most unsettling thing I can do and I'm trying to get fired from my job as a normal guy doing regular stuff.
Trying to grow a beard on my fingernails. It just seems like the most unsettling thing I can do and I'm trying to get fired from my job as a normal guy doing regular stuff.
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 AM
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
Trying to grow a beard on my fingernails. It just seems like the most unsettling thing I can do and I'm trying to get fired from my job as a normal guy doing regular stuff.
Trying to grow a beard on my fingernails. It just seems like the most unsettling thing I can do and I'm trying to get fired from my job as a normal guy doing regular stuff.
Postman Pat kicks ass
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Postman Pat kicks ass
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Here's a tip for if you want to beat any video game: cheat. It works every time! Make it so you never get hurt and never die. Do it so much that you figure out how to do that in real life too.
gobolatula.com/pfm/comic/62...
Here's a tip for if you want to beat any video game: cheat. It works every time! Make it so you never get hurt and never die. Do it so much that you figure out how to do that in real life too.
gobolatula.com/pfm/comic/62...
623: Shahvee – Please Forgive Me!!!
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November 17, 2025 at 5:14 AM
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
Here's a tip for if you want to beat any video game: cheat. It works every time! Make it so you never get hurt and never die. Do it so much that you figure out how to do that in real life too.
gobolatula.com/pfm/comic/62...
Here's a tip for if you want to beat any video game: cheat. It works every time! Make it so you never get hurt and never die. Do it so much that you figure out how to do that in real life too.
gobolatula.com/pfm/comic/62...
PLEASE FORGIVE ME
Recently I have been fantasizing about becoming a competitive eater. Do they have prizes for how much you enjoy a meal? I'd dominate screaming "YUMMY" after eating a crunchy taco.
Recently I have been fantasizing about becoming a competitive eater. Do they have prizes for how much you enjoy a meal? I'd dominate screaming "YUMMY" after eating a crunchy taco.
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Recently I have been fantasizing about becoming a competitive eater. Do they have prizes for how much you enjoy a meal? I'd dominate screaming "YUMMY" after eating a crunchy taco.
Recently I have been fantasizing about becoming a competitive eater. Do they have prizes for how much you enjoy a meal? I'd dominate screaming "YUMMY" after eating a crunchy taco.
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What if in The Scent of a Woman, instead of trying to kill himself, Al Pacino was constantly threatening to shoot himself in the penis with a revolver and Chris O'Donnell was trying to prevent this and get him to not be so grouchy. Wait, I feel like I've already come up with this idea.
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
What if in The Scent of a Woman, instead of trying to kill himself, Al Pacino was constantly threatening to shoot himself in the penis with a revolver and Chris O'Donnell was trying to prevent this and get him to not be so grouchy. Wait, I feel like I've already come up with this idea.
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
If growing up wasn't necessary, would you choose to stay small and young? What if you still got smarter and stronger but had a little kid body. Imagine knocking out a full grown man with a little kid fist. Seems stupid to me. I'd grow up like normal.
If growing up wasn't necessary, would you choose to stay small and young? What if you still got smarter and stronger but had a little kid body. Imagine knocking out a full grown man with a little kid fist. Seems stupid to me. I'd grow up like normal.
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 AM
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
If growing up wasn't necessary, would you choose to stay small and young? What if you still got smarter and stronger but had a little kid body. Imagine knocking out a full grown man with a little kid fist. Seems stupid to me. I'd grow up like normal.
If growing up wasn't necessary, would you choose to stay small and young? What if you still got smarter and stronger but had a little kid body. Imagine knocking out a full grown man with a little kid fist. Seems stupid to me. I'd grow up like normal.
Holy shit
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Holy shit
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When I was a little kid and saw a chicken for the first time i lost my mind. Such a funny animal.
When I was a little kid and saw a chicken for the first time i lost my mind. Such a funny animal.
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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When I was a little kid and saw a chicken for the first time i lost my mind. Such a funny animal.
When I was a little kid and saw a chicken for the first time i lost my mind. Such a funny animal.
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
There should be a holiday celebrating the life of the guy who first discovered the banana. Just think for a second about how great those things are.
There should be a holiday celebrating the life of the guy who first discovered the banana. Just think for a second about how great those things are.
November 7, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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There should be a holiday celebrating the life of the guy who first discovered the banana. Just think for a second about how great those things are.
There should be a holiday celebrating the life of the guy who first discovered the banana. Just think for a second about how great those things are.
I call this meal "My Own Personal Hell."
November 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I call this meal "My Own Personal Hell."
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After much consideration, I think it should be illegal for really tasty, high-calorie food to make you gain weight if eaten in massive quantities. I just spent a month not eating potato chips and HATED it. Jk it was okay. :)
After much consideration, I think it should be illegal for really tasty, high-calorie food to make you gain weight if eaten in massive quantities. I just spent a month not eating potato chips and HATED it. Jk it was okay. :)
November 5, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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After much consideration, I think it should be illegal for really tasty, high-calorie food to make you gain weight if eaten in massive quantities. I just spent a month not eating potato chips and HATED it. Jk it was okay. :)
After much consideration, I think it should be illegal for really tasty, high-calorie food to make you gain weight if eaten in massive quantities. I just spent a month not eating potato chips and HATED it. Jk it was okay. :)
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
For the first time in my life, I ate a ghost. Now I'm sometimes controlled by the regrets of this dead dude but it was still cool.
For the first time in my life, I ate a ghost. Now I'm sometimes controlled by the regrets of this dead dude but it was still cool.
November 3, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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For the first time in my life, I ate a ghost. Now I'm sometimes controlled by the regrets of this dead dude but it was still cool.
For the first time in my life, I ate a ghost. Now I'm sometimes controlled by the regrets of this dead dude but it was still cool.
The Stupid Adventures of Ally & Pasqualo: "Start Wreck"
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The Stupid Adventures of Ally & Pasqualo: "Start Wreck"
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The only thing I've been tempted to use AI for is to change the Solozzo murder scene in The Godfather to instead make Michael Corleone stand up and shoot himself in the penis. But no, not even for that will I stoop so low. I'll just do the ethical thing and hire Al Pacino.
October 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The only thing I've been tempted to use AI for is to change the Solozzo murder scene in The Godfather to instead make Michael Corleone stand up and shoot himself in the penis. But no, not even for that will I stoop so low. I'll just do the ethical thing and hire Al Pacino.
I had a dream that there was a sports team that replaced their offensive mascot with Glep. Then there were like tons and tons of people wearing Glep hats.
October 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I had a dream that there was a sports team that replaced their offensive mascot with Glep. Then there were like tons and tons of people wearing Glep hats.