David Whitley
@mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
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Travel writer. Nerd. General annoyance. I never met a joke I liked that I didn't want to drill into the ground. Writes quizzes at https://geograquiz.com/ . Shares unsolicited thoughts at https://planetwhitley.com/ .
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mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
Kids should have time to socialise at school. They shouldn't have to feel like they need to rush into the lunch queue. Lunchtime clubs should be viable. Condensing education into the shortest possible time in order to save money is damaging,
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
Something that's not covered enough: School break times becoming too short.

Schools are incentivised to make morning/ afternoon break and lunch as short as possible, then kick the kids out as early as possible in the afternoon, and this is not healthy in so many ways.
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
There's a good and correct path of "Brexit was a narrow vote that its biggest supporters took too far. We need to work with Europe, and the extremist view has done tremendous damage. Farage is the extremist."
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
Well, when you put it like that, fair point.
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bethanyblack.bsky.social
The Oregonian Frogs are missing a trick not playing Paul McCartney’s Frog Chorus as their song, “we all stand together” is a perfect sentiment all things considered
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
The Nobel committee has excelled itself there. Handing the Peace Prize to a right-wing Venezuelan is going to confuse the hell out of Trump.
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
Anyone believing the 2028 presidential election will be free and fair is a credulous mug to the point where their view should never be respected on anything ever again. Alas, this cohort includes almost every elected Democrat politician.
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
Penistone.
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
"I'm not a paramedic, but I'm using the intonation of a paramedic, is that OK?" has to be my favourite line from New Partridge.
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
Joe Biden would be extremely funny.
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
Little 'Un has just been telling us about the frozen people of Pompadomland.

Turns out she means Pompeii.
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
Three lads saving their GP the bother of asking them if they're sexually active, there.
jonnymorris.bsky.social
Is this real or am I in a coma?
Young Conservative with a Doctor Who question mark pullover.
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
I'd guess the dynamic in London (several pubs, Oyster cards, good public transport over a wide area) may be different to those in mediocre market town (one pub, at best two, that is endearingly lax).
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
It was the Three Nuns in Loughborough, although the weird, awkward kids found an equally accommodative home in the Windmill.
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
YES. Everyone knew which pub it was, and everyone knew the line at which they'd never be allowed in it again.
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
I'll go further: subsidise pub drinking and make buying alcohol from the supermarket staggeringly expensive*.

* For everyone except me.
altreik.bsky.social
Should go further and tax supermarket beer at a higher rate than at the moment- raises revenue, targets the biggest source of binge drinking and might help get people back into pubs.
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
I want my kids to be drinking in a solid community pub, where the landlord will kick them out for being blends, from the age of 14, just like I was.
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
But he's not got his own mainstream TV series - he's basically self-publishing.
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zjfox.bsky.social
It'll be wild when Charlotte Church reveals she's been pretending to be Welsh this entire time #TheTraitorsUK #CelebrityTraitors
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
Heartening to hear he's so devoted to his wife.
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
Ask "are you a faithful?" So you can compare the yes answers, Garraway! #celebritytraitors
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
Has he seen the Church gravedigging footage too? Etc etc
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
Ruth Codd has a massive desperate last minute replacement vibe, mind.