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George Wallace

@mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social

61K followers 1.1K following 340 posts

Droppin' mics then bringin' them to be fixed 'cause I'm nice and whatnot. Look for "Clean Slate" on Prime Video February 6th.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 1d

DETROIT. Let's blow the roof off the mothersucka October 25th. Find joy. Seek joy and whatnot.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 3d

Remember self-care. Sprinkle some joy in with the doom scrollin' and whatnot. I love you and there's absolutely nothin' you can do about it.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 4d

Sad and whatnot!

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 4d

Hopefully we can stop all these damn folks who are... (checks notes)... against fascism?

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 5d

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 5d

If they've got you angry with tamale vendors, museum displays and trans kids, you are their perfect dumbass and whatnot.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 6d

DETROIT!!! October 25th. We gotta keep our joy. Together. See y'all there and whatnot.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 6d

DETROIT!!! October 25th. We gotta keep our joy. Together. See y'all there and whatnot.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 6d

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 6d

We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 6d

I am canceling tonight's antifa pot luck due to the tumor I got from taking the measles vaccine. I appreciate privacy during this difficult time and whatnot.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 6d

They call it Prime Day but that shit is actually two days. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 7d

CHICAGO!!!!! Let's get in some good trouble this Sunday at City Winery. I love you and there's absolutely nothin' you can do about it.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 7d

CHICAGO!!!!! Let's get in some good trouble this Sunday at City Winery. I love you and there's absolutely nothin' you can do about it.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 7d

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 7d

I saw this racist bullshit coming the second our classrooms switched from blackboards to whiteboards.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 7d

Shout out to the American Presidents who didn't... (checks notes)... hate Americans.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 7d

Vote yes on Fitty!

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 10d

If you are someone who believes love will win, if you are someone who WANTS to believe love will win, @lavernecox.bsky.social and I got something for you over on Prime. Presented by the late, great Norman Lear. Watching "Clean Slate" is certified self-care and whatnot.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 11d

Just a reminder about the reminder and whatnot. #Reminders #Islands #Epsteins #Whatnots

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 12d

My favorite Kippur is probably Yom.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 13d

If museums are makin' you sad, maybe blame your great, great grandpa instead of the museums.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 13d

Shout out to the top 5 Janes in the world, Seymour, Fonda, Pittman, Lynch and Goodall.

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