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We serve alien bfs here, sir.

@mrgoldylocks.bsky.social

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I paint cool monsters. Procurement of dinosaur boys, orcs, and cool space alien bfs.

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · Nov 1

Scalie night at the bar part 3

Just as he thought he was done getting hit on.

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 14h

Dang you Are sick. Its got you talking like marlon brando doing vito corleone. D:

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 17h

he can share mine 🤚

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 19h

no he likes wasting your time and his money. just let ppl enjoy things.

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 23h

bonny i hope you stub your gd toe posting such bait

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 23h

he’s been in tougher jams than this, saurfangs not afraid of them!

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 2d

yes you do 🥴

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 5d

It'll do you good, smaggy.

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 5d

big toothy lizardboys, sarq youve done it again :9

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 5d

the Daywalker, they call you

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 5d

if only one were so available 😩

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 5d

guuuuys zaggy’s showing off his conquests on main, set the tivo!

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 6d

at this point i’m just gonna get a big foam insert like in electronics boxes and slot myself in there to sleep

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 6d

so you’re telling me an orc fried all this rice?!

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 10d

all of them.

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 10d

The physics are very entertaining here 😏

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 10d

A friend of mine far better at writing is helping me with that. Someday 👌

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 10d

We repostin alien boyfriends today

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · Sep 9

“Vingean, this is the ship we have requisitioned for you,” the green vrail said.

“There is a human,” said Vingean.

“Yes, there is a human. You work for Welo, a corp founded by humans, run by humans-”

“Explain your ship,” He said walking right up and past Max as he climbed inside.