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We serve alien bfs here, sir.

@mrgoldylocks.bsky.social

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I paint cool monsters. Procurement of dinosaur boys, orcs, and cool space alien bfs.

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · Nov 1

Scalie night at the bar part 3

Just as he thought he was done getting hit on.

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 1d

It'll do you good, smaggy.

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 1d

big toothy lizardboys, sarq youve done it again :9

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 1d

the Daywalker, they call you

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 1d

if only one were so available 😩

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 1d

guuuuys zaggy’s showing off his conquests on main, set the tivo!

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 2d

at this point i’m just gonna get a big foam insert like in electronics boxes and slot myself in there to sleep

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 2d

so you’re telling me an orc fried all this rice?!

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 6d

all of them.

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 6d

The physics are very entertaining here 😏

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 6d

A friend of mine far better at writing is helping me with that. Someday 👌

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 6d

We repostin alien boyfriends today

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · Sep 9

“Vingean, this is the ship we have requisitioned for you,” the green vrail said.

“There is a human,” said Vingean.

“Yes, there is a human. You work for Welo, a corp founded by humans, run by humans-”

“Explain your ship,” He said walking right up and past Max as he climbed inside.

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · Jun 1

"You talk a lot of shit for a fish with his tits at motorboating height."

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · May 26

The Vrail soldiers of Welo Applied Technologies.

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · Nov 3

Current ideas exploring Vin and Max's intro story.

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · Nov 3

Vin and his space armor

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · Nov 3

Vingean and Max are my current scifi OC project. Love and violence and cranky size diff alien boyfriends.

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 6d

You doing orcs, ohhh man thats gonna be great.

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 6d

You gotta sit them down and teach them sometimes.

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 8d

always orctober!

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 10d

the northman but its orcs lovin dudes

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 9d

i’m thinking about muting/unfollowing politics here. if that ends up being you, don’t take it personally.

the whole draw to come here was to have an art focused feed again, and now that i’ve gotten used to that I really wanna keep it that way.

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 9d

i fuckin love these poses dude

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We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 10d

Oh its orctober imagine that

We serve alien bfs here, sir. @mrgoldylocks.bsky.social · 10d

the northman but its orcs lovin dudes

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