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Henry Morris

@mrhenrymorris.substack.com

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Ex Tory MP Author, comedian, PT, Field Maneuvers boss and 50+ ultra marathons Substack: https://mrhenrymorris.substack.com/ Linktree: https://linktr.ee/henrymorrispt

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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 1d

Alas, poor Jenrick!

In which Robert digs his own grave

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Alas, poor Jenrick!

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Ben Canham @bencanham.bsky.social · 5h

By 19, I’d lost both parents. Bullied in
school. Ignored by family. Left out of
my mom’s funeral. Abandoned for
being autistic. Let down by the system.
I nearly gave up. But I didn’t. I’m still
here. Still healing. And that means
something. #WorldMentalHealthDay

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Hahaha

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They have overlooked you a lot though mate

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Sure? It is a really good mullet.

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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 1d

RFK Jr confirming he's a complete prick.

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 1d

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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Shana Gadarian @sgadarian.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone who studies research methods just had an aneurysm

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

RFK Jr on Tylenol and autism: "It is not proof. We're doing the studies to make the proof."

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Jay Rayner @jayrayner1.bsky.social · 1d

In other news Charlie Redmayne, the long serving CEO of HC in the UK, resigned yesterday.

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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 1d

Just seen a headline which asks "Thatcher was born 100 years ago and her reign feels a lifetime away. Why is her effect on the country still so huge?"

It's because she was a massive bastard. Hope that helps x

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Nick O’D @gnickod.bsky.social · 1d

“I think very carefully about what I say before I say it so I never have to explain any giraffes”. B. Kadenoch. London. 2025.

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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 1d

Haha, hanging up the ballet shoes once and for all

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Ian Shaw @quantockian.bsky.social · 1d

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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 1d

Brilliant

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TensegrityFan🍋🐝🍯 @tensegrityfan.bsky.social · 1d

Something *is* rotten in the state of Newark

Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 1d

Alas, poor Jenrick!

In which Robert digs his own grave

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Alas, poor Jenrick!

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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 1d

Jokes on them though, I'm earning ten times less than they are

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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 1d

They used to fly around in Spitfires too.

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 2d

From Donald Trump's Roundtable on Antifa just now —
"Antifa has been around in various iterations for almost 100 years in some instances, going back to the Weimar Republic in Germany."
— special guest Jack Posobiec

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Keith W. Dickinson @keithwdickinson.bsky.social · 2d

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

The Verge @theverge.com · May 26

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.

buff.ly

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Mark Thomas @markthomasinfo.bsky.social · 1d

“You’re banned, you can’t chant that, you’re nicked for holding a sign, you’re kids are poorer, you’re colder, you have to have an ID card and the racists have legitimate concerns in our island of strangers… now vote for us or Farage wins.”

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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 1d

The Morgan McSweeney

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Translators are inherently woke. Kemi on the other hand, would ban them from using public bathrooms

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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 1d

“What’s a lunch break? Lunch is for wimps. I have food brought in and I work and eat at the same time. There’s no time…

Sometimes I will get a steak. I’m not a sandwich person, I don’t think sandwiches are a real food, it’s what you have for breakfast.

I will not touch bread if it’s moist.”

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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 2d

Incredible.

Jack Posobiec references the earliest version of antifa -- the anti-fascists in the Weimar Republic who were opposed to the Nazi Party -- as the bad guys.

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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 1d

Alas, poor Jenrick!

In which Robert digs his own grave

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Alas, poor Jenrick!

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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 2d

"it was as laughable as Dave Chappelle, with an estimated worth of $70m, doing his show in Riyadh for the money."

Yes lad. The ultra-rich are famously disinterested in accumulating more wealth. Once they hit a certain threshold they like to donate their services to oppressive regimes for free.

Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 2d

ha ha ha

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I have been criticised for being part of the Riyadh comedy festival. This is why I did it | Omid Djalili

The headlines focus on money, but the gigs were great and I think there are different ways to achieve progress. Art, especially comedy, can be part of that, says stand-up comedian, Omid Djalili.

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