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Mr. Joseph

@mrjoseph45.bsky.social

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Aspiring Starfleet officer, bit of a dreamer, and the best dispenser of snark you never knew. He/him

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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · Jan 4

All right, so I see a post I made is blowing up, and that’s bringing more people to me.

First things first, hi!

I’m Mr. Joseph, I’m a husband and girldad, I’m trying to be a professional actor, and I spend a lot of free time with my family, playing video games, or watching Star Trek.

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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 1d

THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

DING, DONG! THE BITCH IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't been this excited since we beat BYU!

Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 1d

SOURCE: UAB has fired head coach Trent Dilfer, @theathletic.com has learned.

UAB is 2-4 this year. Dilfer went 9-21 in three seasons.

Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 2d

I've been married for 21 years. Never in all that time have I asked a computer for advice on what to do for/with my wife.

NEVER.

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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 2d

These folks are a bunch of herbs. Every last one of them.

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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 2d

My God...how pathetic must these people be? How hard is it to talk to another human being without ruining a river to ask a FUCKING CHATBOT how to respond?!

C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 2d

This is amazing. I laughed out loud www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

As 32-year-old Rich points out, though, "it's not like using ChatGPT guarantees success".
When he met someone in a bar one Friday night and swapped social media handles, he asked AI what his next move should be.
ChatGPT discerned that sending an initial message on Monday midmorning would set the right pace. "Then it gave me some options for what the message could be," says Rich.
"Keep it light, warm, and low-stakes so it reads as genuine interest without urgency," the bot advised. "Something like: Hey Sarah, still laughing about [tiny shared moment/reference if you've got one] - good to meet you!" Rich went back and forth with ChatGPT until he felt they'd hit upon exactly the right message ("Hey Sarah, it was lovely to meet you") but sadly she never replied, he says. "It's been two weeks now."

Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 2d

Oh, and we’re gonna get stomped by UConn as well.

Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 2d

We are a poorly coached team and governed by a corrupt board of trustees who could not care less about any program that’s not in Tuscaloosa.

Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 2d

What Trent Dilfer, AD Mark Ingram, president Ray Watts, and the University of Alabama Board of Trustees has done to UAB football should be a sterling example of malpractice at a university athletics level.

The students, athletes, and alumni of UAB deserve better than what is being presented.

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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 2d

No you don’t

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 2d

IOWA THICC PICK SIX

WITH ERIC COLLINS ON THE CALL

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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 2d

Navy just drowned the Owls!

Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 2d

Penn State lost to Northwestern?! James Franklin might not have a job tomorrow.

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Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 3d

It’s still kinda early, but could Penn State end up being UCLA’s get-right game?

Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 5d

Why are they asking her that instead of the director? It was his call, not hers.

Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 7d

Sure. Why not?

Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 7d

Lenny Kravitz to be the Carrie Underwood of NBC’s ‘Sunday Night Basketball’

“Roundball Rock” isn’t the only song viewers will become accustomed to during NBC’s forthcoming NBA coverage. Apparently, the network is also employing the rockin’ sounds of Lenny Kravitz to set the scene before its NBA broadcasts. According to a report by Jon Lewis of Sports Media Watch, Kravitz will record weekly opens for Sunday Night Basketball, Read more... The post Lenny Kravitz to be the Carrie Underwood of NBC’s ‘Sunday Night Basketball’ appeared first on Awful Announcing.

dlvr.it

Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 9d

Hey, it worked for Army; why not Florida?

Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 9d

This is the type of play UCLA was hoping for from Iamaleava when they shelled out all of that money for him.

Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 9d

The momentum has shifted in the Rose Bowl.

Mr. Joseph @mrjoseph45.bsky.social · 9d

Jeez, UCLA...where has this been all season?

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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 9d

Reading Rainbow emphasis is encouraging kids to read. The focus is not on teaching them to read. The mission is reading should be fun!

We are all readers, worthy of literacy. LeVar Burton said “but you don’t have to take my word for it” because he wanted us to look to the books. That’s the beauty 💚