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Will (9 Days)
@mrpolonog.bsky.social
2.1K followers 1.7K following 9.1K posts
Just a random guy who thinks he's clever and funny. Writer for butwhytho.net. #1 hype man for @immaterialghost.bsky.social
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Will (9 Days) @mrpolonog.bsky.social · Jul 21
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Will (9 Days) @mrpolonog.bsky.social · 59m
Hi I love you so much and I could never dream of being mean to you. I hope you get to sleep soon.
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Will (9 Days) @mrpolonog.bsky.social · 5h
October 12: Marie
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Will (9 Days) @mrpolonog.bsky.social · 5h
October 11: Mia
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Will (9 Days) @mrpolonog.bsky.social · 10h
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVELY! You're a great human and I'm so happy I know you
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Will (9 Days) @mrpolonog.bsky.social · 16h
I feel like you'd do it gently
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Will (9 Days) @mrpolonog.bsky.social · 16h
pwease?
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Will (9 Days) @mrpolonog.bsky.social · 17h
If anyone would like to end me it would be much appreciated
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Will (9 Days) @mrpolonog.bsky.social · 17h
Goodnight lovely!
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Will (9 Days) @mrpolonog.bsky.social · 21h
AHHH YOU NAILED THIS
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Will (9 Days) @mrpolonog.bsky.social · 21h
Ding dong. Rachael Reuters strikes again
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Will (9 Days) @mrpolonog.bsky.social · 21h
I love that Ambie and I both work in kitchens now, because we can share and support each other's struggles
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Will (9 Days) @mrpolonog.bsky.social · 21h
LOVE U
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Will (9 Days) @mrpolonog.bsky.social · 21h
SO CUUUUTE
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Will (9 Days) @mrpolonog.bsky.social · 21h
Thank you love!
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Will (9 Days) @mrpolonog.bsky.social · 22h
Haircut! Also got knicked by the hairdresser's razor lmao
A slightly less shaggy will And again
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Will (9 Days) @mrpolonog.bsky.social · 22h
WAIT REALLY
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Will (9 Days) @mrpolonog.bsky.social · 1d
I love you for this
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Will (9 Days) @mrpolonog.bsky.social · 1d
Did you shrink in the wash
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Will (9 Days) @mrpolonog.bsky.social · 1d
Oh my god you're so pretty
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Will (9 Days) @mrpolonog.bsky.social · 1d
YOU'RE SO DAMN BEAUTIFUL
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Will (9 Days) @mrpolonog.bsky.social · 1d
OH NO
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Will (9 Days) @mrpolonog.bsky.social · 1d
BIG. TALL. LONG. 5'11
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Will (9 Days) @mrpolonog.bsky.social · 1d
Why was the pirate nervous?

Be sure he got called to H ARRRR
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Will (9 Days) @mrpolonog.bsky.social · 1d
This is NOT a subtweet! Not breaking my rule
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Will (9 Days) @mrpolonog.bsky.social · 1d
Sometimes I wanna subtweet and other times I just wanna reach out to friends and ask if we're talking about the same person when we talk about our bad experiences
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