Will (9 Days)
@mrpolonog.bsky.social
2.1K followers 1.7K following 9.1K posts
Just a random guy who thinks he's clever and funny. Writer for butwhytho.net. #1 hype man for @immaterialghost.bsky.social
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Why was the pirate nervous?

Be sure he got called to H ARRRR
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This is NOT a subtweet! Not breaking my rule
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Sometimes I wanna subtweet and other times I just wanna reach out to friends and ask if we're talking about the same person when we talk about our bad experiences
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I'm just finding it funny because I bet they said "are you good with heights and ladders" when they interviewed him
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I love my friends so much
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You have always been incredibly beautiful but the black aesthetic is heart stoppingly, painfully gorgeous 😂
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I should not have just chuckled at that
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YOU ARE SOOOOO DELIGHTFUL
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i hate when those serial killer shows get made because everyone starts feeling bad for a character that is based off of a real life murderer. it’s always romanticised garbage. please watch the documentaries instead.
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Gorgeous outfit! Gorgeous human!
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I don't think I replied yesterday but that selfie is actually incredible!
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You're worth all that love and more!
mrpolonog.bsky.social
EDDIE ITS EMBARRASSING HOW EXCITED I AM
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I'm really excited but also super nervous. I know it's Andy, who is one of my closest, oldest online friends, but there's also that worry about whether I'm far too weird and boring in real life
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WILL AND ANDY TIME IS SO CLOSE