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Mrs Phanatic @mrsphanatic.bsky.social · 3d

@briancgrubb.bsky.social I already give it 5/5 wine Keanus

Twitter post titled “Keanu Reeves will star in a new action thriller” with a description of a movie designed in a lab for Brian Grubb

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Mrs Phanatic @mrsphanatic.bsky.social · 3d

Doesn’t she play Jean Seberg?

Mrs Phanatic @mrsphanatic.bsky.social · 3d

Looks like Penn got hacked - a place that only has my email because of a donation to my dad’s hospice

An email from a Penn edu address that ends please stop giving us money

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Mrs Phanatic @mrsphanatic.bsky.social · 4d

This unsettled me more than expected. It feels less like insulation from the American public’s justifiable outrage and more like preparation for something

The Atlantic @theatlantic.com · 4d

Stephen Miller, Marco Rubio, Kristi Noem, and others now live on military bases. Read The Atlantic’s reporting on how Generals’ Row became MAGA Avenue: https://theatln.tc/vj8DMBoz

Mrs Phanatic @mrsphanatic.bsky.social · 20d

Hampton Inn is the best business hotel. Free breakfast, free Wi-Fi, interior doors and you earn HiltonHonors points fast to use for the nice hotels on YOUR vacation

Mrs Phanatic @mrsphanatic.bsky.social · 22d

Lots of jokes happening in my home about what will and will not get a Penn St football coach fired #H2P

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Mrs Phanatic @mrsphanatic.bsky.social · 25d

Appropriate that the Phillies season ends with me screaming “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST”

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Mrs Phanatic @mrsphanatic.bsky.social · 25d

Freaking out my Dodger fan neighbors by repeatedly yelling “C’MON”, in the strongest Philadelphia accent they’ve ever heard

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Mrs Phanatic @mrsphanatic.bsky.social · Sep 21

THAT WAY I SCREAMED AT A WALK-OFF BLOCKED FIELD GOAL AND TOUCHDOWN

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Mrs Phanatic @mrsphanatic.bsky.social · Aug 21

This one got me

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · Aug 21

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John Foley @2008philz.bsky.social · Aug 2

“Philly is a tough place to play . . . if you’re soft.” - James Calvin Rollins 8.1.2025

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Mrs Phanatic @mrsphanatic.bsky.social · Aug 1

As the blurry wife, I vouch for the goodness of this girl

Owen Croak @owencroak.bsky.social · Aug 1

This is Laine, who we've been fostering for a little over a week. We haven't taught her any tricks beyond apparently making herself pretty damn comfortable. If you're in SoCal, help her get adopted before she forgets where she came from.

A husky/shepherd mix pup that's resting her head on my wife's thigh. My wife is in witness protection.

A husky/shepherd mix pup giving you that look because you should have fucking adopted her already.

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Mrs Phanatic @mrsphanatic.bsky.social · Jul 22

I hate that I don’t think these prices are that bad.

Everything else about it is bad.

God I hate LA

Sean Beckner-Carmitchel @acatwithnews.bsky.social · Jul 22

The new Tesla Diner is open in Los Angeles and I won’t speak on political things but $11 breakfast tacos?! In the city of Los Angeles?! With American cheese?! $13 for A HOT DOG?!

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Mrs Phanatic @mrsphanatic.bsky.social · Jul 9

Welp at least I’m on the west coast and didn’t stay up late to see the end of that game

Mrs Phanatic @mrsphanatic.bsky.social · Jun 21

But do you know who the small blonde woman’s mama is?

Mia Threapleton - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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Mrs Phanatic @mrsphanatic.bsky.social · Jun 16

Thank you for this gift

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Mrs Phanatic @mrsphanatic.bsky.social · May 11

Shoutout to Old City Flowers in Philly who always come through with the Designers Choice for thoughtful children overwhelmed by options

A bouquet of flowers including pink lilies and yellow roses and maybe an iris? Idk I have a black thumb

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Mrs Phanatic @mrsphanatic.bsky.social · Apr 19

Eating nachos as an act of resistance

Homemade sheet pan nachos which should render me unfit to serve in the upcoming race war or whatever. They are also vegetarian, which these dummies probably also hate

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Mrs Phanatic @mrsphanatic.bsky.social · Apr 13

I watched an ep today with a scene that was closed captioned as [squelching]

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Mrs Phanatic @mrsphanatic.bsky.social · Mar 27

Love to pay MLB.tv over $100 to have this be the only way to watch the Phillies - occasionally appearing in the corner of the screen and, if I’m lucky, with sound!

The Big Inning channel of MLB tv with four panels of games that you can’t focus on or change the sound to, in a worse version of the tech Peacock and Max have. But why would I expect that from a baseball streamer that couldn’t anticipate traffic on OPENING DAY

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Mrs Phanatic @mrsphanatic.bsky.social · Mar 18

I like Athleta Momentum tees. They’re close fitting but not tight, hit at the hip, and have a textured hem so they stay put during inversions

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Dan Orlowitz @aishiterutokyo.bsky.social · Feb 10

THEY’RE CLIMBING THE POLES IN TOKYO GO BIRDS🦅🦅🦅

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Mrs Phanatic @mrsphanatic.bsky.social · Feb 10

Screamed so loud at that INT my dog got scared #gobirds

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Mrs Phanatic @mrsphanatic.bsky.social · Feb 9

I’m going to throw up.
Go Birds

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Mrs Phanatic @mrsphanatic.bsky.social · Jan 26

Can a professional football team have a Rudy? Go Birds