Mr. Steed
@mrsteed.bsky.social
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Lapsed academic. Author. Often NSFW. Not a tame lion. Metro NYC. My essays: mrsteed64.blogspot.com My erotic novellas, both in print and ebook format: http://bit.ly/4kc5RiX
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My latest short novel, The Most Dangerous Flower, is out this week! It's an erotic comedy about a widower struggling to maintain his partner's orchid collection and the sexy younger gardener who helps him, um, bloom. It's a fun, naughty romp and I hope you'll buy a copy.
Three handsome copies of a paperback novel called Mowing & Blowing, in which appears my latest short novel, The Most Dangerous Flower.
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I kinda feel that JLo : Kiss of the Spider Woman (2025) : : Madge : Evita (1996).

With identical wigs.
Diego Luna, Tonatiuh, and some newcomer named Jennifer Lopez, all in formalwear, adorn the promotional poster for Kiss of the Spider Woman (2025).
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Really loving the special effects on Netflix’s gay marines drama, Boots.

The special effect I mean this time:
Actor Max Parker rests his temple upon his knuckles, contemplating the viewer like a lover.
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It seems about right that, after about 8 hours with no power, the moment I figure out how to run a cord to plug my fridge into my EV, the lights flickered back on. 🙄
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New episode today! Jerome Larez reveals how Arttitude uplifts queer artists through bold cross-cultural programs. Join the movement! 🏳️‍🌈🎨
#Arttitude#QueerArt
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The things I’ve wanted to do for you, son. 😈
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But one can be castigated in the reviews, right? 😢
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My soul is all yours. 🥵
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Google has failed me on that one.
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Just trying to speak in the language you young whippersnappers understand, kid. 😉
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NGL, IMHO, #FCF FTW. IYKYK. WDYT?
A sideways view of a man squeezing his balls while his erection points ceilingwards.
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Keeping me awake and restless in bed at night to produce Dinty, only to discover the thread has been eliminated. 😢
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Why do they all sound like Mouseketeer names?