Mr. Steed
@mrsteed.bsky.social
Lapsed academic. Author. Often NSFW. Not a tame lion. Metro NYC.
My essays: mrsteed64.blogspot.com
My erotic novellas, both in print and ebook format: http://bit.ly/4kc5RiX
My essays: mrsteed64.blogspot.com
My erotic novellas, both in print and ebook format: http://bit.ly/4kc5RiX
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Mr. Steed
@mrsteed.bsky.social
· Dec 5
Looking for gift ideas for the holidays? How about picking up a steamy story to share with a loved one? All my novellas are available in print form in the link in my bio—and some in ebook form as well.
Think of the thanks you'll get when your favorite ho ho ho finds all five beneath the tree!
Think of the thanks you'll get when your favorite ho ho ho finds all five beneath the tree!
My only television appearance was when some birthday kid from my first grade class invited a few select chums to join her on WTVR's The Bozo the Clown Show.
Bozo unjustly declared me out during a game of Hot Potato, so I made the most of my screen moment by loudly declaring, "YOU'RE A LIAR, CLOWN!"
Bozo unjustly declared me out during a game of Hot Potato, so I made the most of my screen moment by loudly declaring, "YOU'RE A LIAR, CLOWN!"
January 4, 2026 at 10:03 PM
My only television appearance was when some birthday kid from my first grade class invited a few select chums to join her on WTVR's The Bozo the Clown Show.
Bozo unjustly declared me out during a game of Hot Potato, so I made the most of my screen moment by loudly declaring, "YOU'RE A LIAR, CLOWN!"
Bozo unjustly declared me out during a game of Hot Potato, so I made the most of my screen moment by loudly declaring, "YOU'RE A LIAR, CLOWN!"
That's this year all sorted in advance, then.
January 2, 2026 at 6:20 PM
That's this year all sorted in advance, then.
I'm obsessed with this The Traitors UK contestant who swans into a muddy Scottish castle wearing the most high-waisted, grandiosely-flared Oxford bags of a spotless, cream-colored buttery fabric, who glides slo-mo through screen moments as if auditioning for Emerald Fennell's Wuthering Heights II.
January 2, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I'm obsessed with this The Traitors UK contestant who swans into a muddy Scottish castle wearing the most high-waisted, grandiosely-flared Oxford bags of a spotless, cream-colored buttery fabric, who glides slo-mo through screen moments as if auditioning for Emerald Fennell's Wuthering Heights II.
I know it's easy to dunk on Stranger Things for the long gaps between seasons, the geriatrics playing grade school students, and the terrible wigs...but in the sweet extended coda in the finale, everyone gets (spoilers!) really nice hair. So go, Hawkins!
January 2, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I know it's easy to dunk on Stranger Things for the long gaps between seasons, the geriatrics playing grade school students, and the terrible wigs...but in the sweet extended coda in the finale, everyone gets (spoilers!) really nice hair. So go, Hawkins!
The journey from "Let's not do anything complicated for New Year's dinner pleeeease" to "How about for New Year's dinner we do individual beef Wellingtons and gratin dauphinois" has been long and tortuous, y'all.
January 1, 2026 at 5:06 PM
The journey from "Let's not do anything complicated for New Year's dinner pleeeease" to "How about for New Year's dinner we do individual beef Wellingtons and gratin dauphinois" has been long and tortuous, y'all.
Kyle’s got the right attitude. Bonne année, everybody.
January 1, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Kyle’s got the right attitude. Bonne année, everybody.
Currently at a NYE party with the Gay Board Game Night crew deep in the wilds of exurbia, where I happened into a conversation about a couples swap night.
I was intrigued until I discovered they were just swapping cooking duties for a progressive dinner.
I was intrigued until I discovered they were just swapping cooking duties for a progressive dinner.
January 1, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Currently at a NYE party with the Gay Board Game Night crew deep in the wilds of exurbia, where I happened into a conversation about a couples swap night.
I was intrigued until I discovered they were just swapping cooking duties for a progressive dinner.
I was intrigued until I discovered they were just swapping cooking duties for a progressive dinner.
Still Cute & Still Manic Young Barista: Morning dude! What can I do you for?
Me (to myself): Ugh, it's that kid who said I looked like...
Him: Walter White!
Me (still to myself): Crap! But he can't remember...
Him: I remember YOU! How's the meth lab?
Me (too loudly): I do not have a meth lab!
Me (to myself): Ugh, it's that kid who said I looked like...
Him: Walter White!
Me (still to myself): Crap! But he can't remember...
Him: I remember YOU! How's the meth lab?
Me (too loudly): I do not have a meth lab!
Cute Yet Manic Young Barista: Dude, you totally look like Walter White.
Me: Um.
Him: Oh yeah. You know, Breaking Bad!
Me: I know but...
Him: You'd have to dye your beard. On Halloween, hand out candy that looks like meth!
Me: Uhh...
Him: Do it! I'd totally trick or treat your pad!
Me: Um.
Him: Oh yeah. You know, Breaking Bad!
Me: I know but...
Him: You'd have to dye your beard. On Halloween, hand out candy that looks like meth!
Me: Uhh...
Him: Do it! I'd totally trick or treat your pad!
December 31, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Still Cute & Still Manic Young Barista: Morning dude! What can I do you for?
Me (to myself): Ugh, it's that kid who said I looked like...
Him: Walter White!
Me (still to myself): Crap! But he can't remember...
Him: I remember YOU! How's the meth lab?
Me (too loudly): I do not have a meth lab!
Me (to myself): Ugh, it's that kid who said I looked like...
Him: Walter White!
Me (still to myself): Crap! But he can't remember...
Him: I remember YOU! How's the meth lab?
Me (too loudly): I do not have a meth lab!
I opined that an actress whose name I won't say again publicly because it only gets me into trouble (but it rhymes with Grudy Jeer) was the only above-average thing in a below-average movie and it aroused the averagely-organized wrath of Grudy Jeer fans.
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I opined that an actress whose name I won't say again publicly because it only gets me into trouble (but it rhymes with Grudy Jeer) was the only above-average thing in a below-average movie and it aroused the averagely-organized wrath of Grudy Jeer fans.
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NEW EPISODE: E. M. Forster was one of Britain’s most successful novelists. Raised so prudishly he went to Oxford without understanding where babies come from, Italy — & later India — represented paradises of liberation in comparison to the cramped English bourgeoisie. badgayspod.com/episode-arch...
December 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
NEW EPISODE: E. M. Forster was one of Britain’s most successful novelists. Raised so prudishly he went to Oxford without understanding where babies come from, Italy — & later India — represented paradises of liberation in comparison to the cramped English bourgeoisie. badgayspod.com/episode-arch...
Revisiting this post as I stumble out of a hot chicken joint with Niagara flowing from my nose while my eyes bleed.
Every time I visit my favorite hot chicken joint, I leave with numb lips, nose running, and tears streaming down my face while I bemoan my choices.
Then fifteen minutes later, I’m thinking about hot chicken again.
Then fifteen minutes later, I’m thinking about hot chicken again.
December 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Revisiting this post as I stumble out of a hot chicken joint with Niagara flowing from my nose while my eyes bleed.
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December 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Scruff dude: u into pvp
Me: Well, I played Overwatch for a few years, but that was really the last time.
Me: I did play on a World of Warcraft PvP server to see what it was like.
Me: Wait. You probably meant to ask if I was into pnp, didn’t you.
Him: Yeah.
Me: No.
Me: Well, I played Overwatch for a few years, but that was really the last time.
Me: I did play on a World of Warcraft PvP server to see what it was like.
Me: Wait. You probably meant to ask if I was into pnp, didn’t you.
Him: Yeah.
Me: No.
December 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Scruff dude: u into pvp
Me: Well, I played Overwatch for a few years, but that was really the last time.
Me: I did play on a World of Warcraft PvP server to see what it was like.
Me: Wait. You probably meant to ask if I was into pnp, didn’t you.
Him: Yeah.
Me: No.
Me: Well, I played Overwatch for a few years, but that was really the last time.
Me: I did play on a World of Warcraft PvP server to see what it was like.
Me: Wait. You probably meant to ask if I was into pnp, didn’t you.
Him: Yeah.
Me: No.
My four favorite 2025 gaming experiences:
1. Fantasy Life i: Fast-paced crafting and exploration in an absorbing and surprisingly deep rpg/life sim. Looks like a kid's game; plays like Diablo.
2. Ball x Pit: A 'just one more round' roguelike with Breakout paddle mechanics. Shockingly well done.
1. Fantasy Life i: Fast-paced crafting and exploration in an absorbing and surprisingly deep rpg/life sim. Looks like a kid's game; plays like Diablo.
2. Ball x Pit: A 'just one more round' roguelike with Breakout paddle mechanics. Shockingly well done.
December 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
My four favorite 2025 gaming experiences:
1. Fantasy Life i: Fast-paced crafting and exploration in an absorbing and surprisingly deep rpg/life sim. Looks like a kid's game; plays like Diablo.
2. Ball x Pit: A 'just one more round' roguelike with Breakout paddle mechanics. Shockingly well done.
1. Fantasy Life i: Fast-paced crafting and exploration in an absorbing and surprisingly deep rpg/life sim. Looks like a kid's game; plays like Diablo.
2. Ball x Pit: A 'just one more round' roguelike with Breakout paddle mechanics. Shockingly well done.
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🧶 Crochet yarn friends. What stitch is this? I feel like it looks like one I know but then the 'bars' are raised like little braids.
December 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
🧶 Crochet yarn friends. What stitch is this? I feel like it looks like one I know but then the 'bars' are raised like little braids.
I wish a very merry Christmas to my friends and followers, and thank you for another year of your company!
(I couldn't help but think of many of you when I saw the position into which these poor Victorian frogs had fallen.)
(I couldn't help but think of many of you when I saw the position into which these poor Victorian frogs had fallen.)
December 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I wish a very merry Christmas to my friends and followers, and thank you for another year of your company!
(I couldn't help but think of many of you when I saw the position into which these poor Victorian frogs had fallen.)
(I couldn't help but think of many of you when I saw the position into which these poor Victorian frogs had fallen.)
10-Year-Old Choir Kid: When I was little, I hated to nap but now I love it. Why does sleeping feel soooo good when you’re older?
Her: Hey! I’m talking to you, piano man!
Me: Me? Are you implying I’m old?
Her: 🙄
Me: How old do you think I am?!
Her: Don’t play those reindeer games with ME.
Her: Hey! I’m talking to you, piano man!
Me: Me? Are you implying I’m old?
Her: 🙄
Me: How old do you think I am?!
Her: Don’t play those reindeer games with ME.
December 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
10-Year-Old Choir Kid: When I was little, I hated to nap but now I love it. Why does sleeping feel soooo good when you’re older?
Her: Hey! I’m talking to you, piano man!
Me: Me? Are you implying I’m old?
Her: 🙄
Me: How old do you think I am?!
Her: Don’t play those reindeer games with ME.
Her: Hey! I’m talking to you, piano man!
Me: Me? Are you implying I’m old?
Her: 🙄
Me: How old do you think I am?!
Her: Don’t play those reindeer games with ME.
After wrestling with scissors, and tape for a half hour like an enthusiastic toddler with no motor skills, and producing four abortions of mangled paper for the kids next door, it is cruel how seen this skeet makes me feel.
Are you good at wrapping presents or are you a top?
December 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
After wrestling with scissors, and tape for a half hour like an enthusiastic toddler with no motor skills, and producing four abortions of mangled paper for the kids next door, it is cruel how seen this skeet makes me feel.
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This month on the podcast, we thank you for the music #AmandaSeyfried! From #MeanGirls to #MammaMia to #LesMis to #Mank, we cover it all! Click the links below to listen to the full #podcast episode!
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December 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This month on the podcast, we thank you for the music #AmandaSeyfried! From #MeanGirls to #MammaMia to #LesMis to #Mank, we cover it all! Click the links below to listen to the full #podcast episode!
🍎: tiny.cc/TMRAppleAS
🟢: tiny.cc/TMRSpotifyAS
📺: patreon.com/themixedreviews
🍎: tiny.cc/TMRAppleAS
🟢: tiny.cc/TMRSpotifyAS
📺: patreon.com/themixedreviews
Sniffies dude: are you into monocle play?
Me: Sorry!
(Me, now, to myself: What is monocle play? Is a top hat involved? Do I dress up as Milburn Pennybags? Could I use a lorgnette instead?)
Me: Sorry!
(Me, now, to myself: What is monocle play? Is a top hat involved? Do I dress up as Milburn Pennybags? Could I use a lorgnette instead?)
December 23, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Sniffies dude: are you into monocle play?
Me: Sorry!
(Me, now, to myself: What is monocle play? Is a top hat involved? Do I dress up as Milburn Pennybags? Could I use a lorgnette instead?)
Me: Sorry!
(Me, now, to myself: What is monocle play? Is a top hat involved? Do I dress up as Milburn Pennybags? Could I use a lorgnette instead?)
There's nothing 'good' about Tinsel Town (2025)—not the holiday uplifting script, not Kiefer Sutherland's abuse of Grecian Formula, not the freakish musical bits—but of all the dire Xmas films I've seen this year, this offbeat flick about panto with a bizarre cast is the only one I'd watch again.
December 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
There's nothing 'good' about Tinsel Town (2025)—not the holiday uplifting script, not Kiefer Sutherland's abuse of Grecian Formula, not the freakish musical bits—but of all the dire Xmas films I've seen this year, this offbeat flick about panto with a bizarre cast is the only one I'd watch again.
Me, 10 pm: Long day today. Lights off at 11, no exceptions!
My brain, 10:59 pm: Remember Swing Out Sister? Whatever happened to them? Google it.
My brain, 11:20 pm: You won’t sleep unless you research the history of MUDs, right now.
My brain: midnight: Why don’t you know the rules of piquet?
My brain, 10:59 pm: Remember Swing Out Sister? Whatever happened to them? Google it.
My brain, 11:20 pm: You won’t sleep unless you research the history of MUDs, right now.
My brain: midnight: Why don’t you know the rules of piquet?
December 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Me, 10 pm: Long day today. Lights off at 11, no exceptions!
My brain, 10:59 pm: Remember Swing Out Sister? Whatever happened to them? Google it.
My brain, 11:20 pm: You won’t sleep unless you research the history of MUDs, right now.
My brain: midnight: Why don’t you know the rules of piquet?
My brain, 10:59 pm: Remember Swing Out Sister? Whatever happened to them? Google it.
My brain, 11:20 pm: You won’t sleep unless you research the history of MUDs, right now.
My brain: midnight: Why don’t you know the rules of piquet?
What does it say about my friends that when I mention I’m slobbing around town in a pair of old sweatpants, they immediately want to know A) what color, and B) if I’m commando.
December 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
What does it say about my friends that when I mention I’m slobbing around town in a pair of old sweatpants, they immediately want to know A) what color, and B) if I’m commando.
No shade to the winner of Survivor 49 (some shade: I've already forgotten who outwitted and outlasted), but how the heck did the finalists get winnowed down to the three contestants with identical looks and similar names that I've been unable to distinguish between all season?
December 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
No shade to the winner of Survivor 49 (some shade: I've already forgotten who outwitted and outlasted), but how the heck did the finalists get winnowed down to the three contestants with identical looks and similar names that I've been unable to distinguish between all season?