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Mr. Steed

@mrsteed.bsky.social

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Lapsed academic. Author. Often NSFW. Not a tame lion. Metro NYC. My essays: mrsteed64.blogspot.com My erotic novellas, both in print and ebook format: http://bit.ly/4kc5RiX

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Mr. Steed @mrsteed.bsky.social · 3d

My latest short novel, The Most Dangerous Flower, is out this week! It's an erotic comedy about a widower struggling to maintain his partner's orchid collection and the sexy younger gardener who helps him, um, bloom. It's a fun, naughty romp and I hope you'll buy a copy.

Three handsome copies of a paperback novel called Mowing & Blowing, in which appears my latest short novel, The Most Dangerous Flower.

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Mr. Steed @mrsteed.bsky.social · 22m

It's going to be a scandalous roman a clef unless they kowtow my direction.

Mr. Steed @mrsteed.bsky.social · 22m

If there aren't some apologies along the lines of "I'm sorry I was a terrible person in college while you were being awesome", I'm leaving in a huff.

Mr. Steed @mrsteed.bsky.social · 33m

This will be fun, y'all. 🙄

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Mr. Steed @mrsteed.bsky.social · 33m

My college reunion is in a week. So far on the 'who's attending' list are:

- Drunken hooligans from my freshman hall who made life a living hell
- The closeted roommate who told me I interfered with his personal relationship with Jesus
- The mess of a gal whose suicide attempt I had to forestall.

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Mr. Steed @mrsteed.bsky.social · 1d

I've got a new erotic novella out today, entitled The Most Dangerous Flower, part of the handsome vintage-style Mowing & Blowing anthology. You can find links to retailers in the quoted post below.

In a quick essay, I go into some detail about how I arrived at the story's orchid-abundant premise.

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Mr. Steed @mrsteed.bsky.social · 2d

Mastodon was the only social media outlet where I received multiple death threats. (Or any death threats, to clarify.)

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Mr. Steed @mrsteed.bsky.social · 2d

Emily and Paris are the bosses. 😍

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Austin Tacious @austintacious.bsky.social · 3d

Here is your monthly reminder that getting regular STI screenings is sexy.
Slut responsibly, my friends.
Anyway, here's some hog.

Again looking into a mirror for a selfie, his multi colored glasses on his head, wearing a black hoodie that has been pulled over once shoulder exposing part of his shirt, his bare arm has a bandage on it after having blood drawn, his gray pants are unzipped and unbuttoned, and his soft cock is hanging out of the horizontal fly of his light blue boxer briefs

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Mr. Steed @mrsteed.bsky.social · 3d

Now I’m celebrating. 😍

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Mr. Steed @mrsteed.bsky.social · 3d

There are three or four shorter stories, but I think mine is the longest…wait, that sounds dirty.

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Mr. Steed @mrsteed.bsky.social · 3d

Thank you! I hope you find it stimulating!

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Mr. Steed @mrsteed.bsky.social · 3d

The retro-themed anthology in which it appears is called Mowing & Blowing: Gay Sex in the Garden. You can purchase it from:

Amazon: bit.ly/48LuQX5
Barnes & Noble: bit.ly/3Ku5a7z
Thriftbooks: bit.ly/48b5mlP

Mr. Steed @mrsteed.bsky.social · 3d

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Mr. Steed @mrsteed.bsky.social · 3d

This is the kind of sexual validation I crave, so please feel free to bask in my glow. 🌞

Mr. Steed @mrsteed.bsky.social · 3d

Scruff Guy: Your name's not Randy, is it?

Me: No, it's not.

Him: It's not Tony, right?

Me: Nope.

Him: It's not Jeff, either, correct?

Me: Wouldn't it be faster to ask what my name is rather than eliminating them one by one?

(And then Reader, he ghosted me.)