Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

David Wojo

@mrwojorising.bsky.social

610 followers 340 following 910 posts

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

David Wojo @mrwojorising.bsky.social · 13h

Psst! Need an amazing book cover? Or a beautiful, eye-pleasing interior? Give David (me, I'm David) a shot! Check out my portfolio here: www.davidwojo.com

1 7 18

David Wojo @mrwojorising.bsky.social · 13h

a man in a green shirt is smiling and touching his hair

ALT: a man in a green shirt is smiling and touching his hair

media.tenor.com

David Wojo @mrwojorising.bsky.social · 13h

Thanks! I've done all 3 of Sophia's books! She's so much fun to work with.

David Wojo @mrwojorising.bsky.social · 13h

Psst! Need an amazing book cover? Or a beautiful, eye-pleasing interior? Give David (me, I'm David) a shot! Check out my portfolio here: www.davidwojo.com

1 7 18

David Wojo @mrwojorising.bsky.social · 1d

Reading my teaching philosophy for the first time in 2 years because I'm applying to a job and I'm actually pleasantly surprised by it. Why hasn't anyone hired me?

Reposted by David Wojo

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 1d

Printing presses kept their letters in cases.

Capital letters went in the upper case.
Smaller letters went in the lower case.

This is why we say ‘UPPER CASE’ and ‘lower case.’

Ok, but what did we call them before the invention of the printing press?

MAJUSCULE and minuscule.

55 460 2K

David Wojo @mrwojorising.bsky.social · 1d

Thinking about a time during the MFA when we threw a party, and, having just gotten kittens, a little baggie of catnip from one of their toys was left on a bookshelf and someone stole that baggie. What I wouldn't give to have been there when that person tried smoking it...

David Wojo @mrwojorising.bsky.social · 2d

I just want John Waters to point his finger at me and say, "Zzzzap."

1 6

David Wojo @mrwojorising.bsky.social · 2d

I'm legit shocked right now. I never attended the keynotes, but that's gonna change.

1 1

David Wojo @mrwojorising.bsky.social · 2d

WHAT.

1 1

David Wojo @mrwojorising.bsky.social · 2d

Me again- most of the commas are grammatically incorrect.

David Wojo @mrwojorising.bsky.social · 2d

Check-in from a typesetter for a vanity press: thought this interior was done, but at the zero hour an author sent a corrections form because they want to add...::checks notes::...712 commas.

David Wojo @mrwojorising.bsky.social · 2d

Check-in from a typesetter for a vanity press: thought this interior was done, but at the zero hour an author sent a corrections form because they want to add...::checks notes::...712 commas.

1 1 7

David Wojo @mrwojorising.bsky.social · 3d

“You’re right. No human being would stack books like this.”

1 1 4

David Wojo @mrwojorising.bsky.social · 3d

Being a freelancer is fun because you give a client 3 ways to pay you, but then they suggest a 4th way. Do you Venmo? Do you Cash? Do you Bill? Do you Spoinkle? Splash? MoneyMoney? $UM? SmartCash? PayNow?

David Wojo @mrwojorising.bsky.social · 3d

Bygone era of no author websites so when you read something in a litmag you liked you at least had a few places to find more work by that person?

1 1

David Wojo @mrwojorising.bsky.social · 3d

Greying Ghost apparently has "limited quantities" of my amazing chapbook available so maybe you should pick up a copy ($7.50?!) just in case no one ever publishes the full-length version?

Koniec (End) by David Wojciechowski

"Wojciechowki's ekphrastic poems, written while watching old Polish cartoons from the 50s & 60s, elicit dream-like scenes of such...

www.greyingghost.net

1 3

Reposted by David Wojo

David Wojo @mrwojorising.bsky.social · 4d

The How It’s Made episode titles are poem prompts.

1 1 2

David Wojo @mrwojorising.bsky.social · 3d

...and is forcing AI on the world killing any industries? Is it killing any environments?

David Wojo @mrwojorising.bsky.social · 4d

I love a good list in a poem.

David Wojo @mrwojorising.bsky.social · 4d

The How It’s Made episode titles are poem prompts.

1 1 2

Reposted by David Wojo

Sundress Publications @sundresspub.bsky.social · 4d

Happy release day to @djvorreyer.bsky.social whose fourth full-length collection, Unrivered, is now available from Sundress Publications!
sundress-publications.square.site/product/unri...

1 12 19

Reposted by David Wojo

David Wojo @mrwojorising.bsky.social · 6d

We made that Tom Cruise coconut cake with the cream cheese butter cream frosting and toffee bits on the bottom but we melted white chocolate into the batter.

6 1 7

David Wojo @mrwojorising.bsky.social · 5d

Oof - MS rejection for KIELBASA (my MS of ekphrastic prose poems written after 1960s-80s Polish animated shorts). Onward!

two horseshoe shaped sausages are cooking on a grill outside

ALT: two horseshoe shaped sausages are cooking on a grill outside

media.tenor.com

1 3

David Wojo @mrwojorising.bsky.social · 6d

We made this one and I can’t imagine we’ll make any other coconut cake: cakebycourtney.com/white-chocol...

Copycat Tom Cruise White Chocolate Coconut Bundt Cake

My new White Chocolate Coconut Bundt Cake is an incredibly moist coconut white chocolate cake with the most delicious coconut frosting.

cakebycourtney.com

1 2

David Wojo @mrwojorising.bsky.social · 6d

And it’s incredible. So light and moist.

David Wojo @mrwojorising.bsky.social · 6d

We made that Tom Cruise coconut cake with the cream cheese butter cream frosting and toffee bits on the bottom but we melted white chocolate into the batter.

6 1 7