David Wojo
@mrwojorising.bsky.social
Writer | Freelance Designer | Educator | Baker | Full-length with Gold Wake Press | Chapbook with Greying Ghost | Hi
Pinned
David Wojo
@mrwojorising.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Psst! Need an amazing book cover? Or a beautiful, eye-pleasing interior? Give David (me, I'm David) a shot! Check out my portfolio here: www.davidwojo.com
Back to not eating today…unless I spoon feed her baby food. Brat.
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Back to not eating today…unless I spoon feed her baby food. Brat.
If you're a press who's interested in surreal ekphrastic prose poems, DM me.
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If you're a press who's interested in surreal ekphrastic prose poems, DM me.
Where are all the presses that have no-fee submissions? I’d love to publish another book (first one came out in 2017), but I can’t keep dropping $15-30 to do so.
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Where are all the presses that have no-fee submissions? I’d love to publish another book (first one came out in 2017), but I can’t keep dropping $15-30 to do so.
My 40 year old ass is driving around blasting “Pink Pony Club” because I just realized how hard it slaps.
a woman is riding on the back of a pink horse
ALT: a woman is riding on the back of a pink horse
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My 40 year old ass is driving around blasting “Pink Pony Club” because I just realized how hard it slaps.
The guy who threw a fit after JCO roasted him wants you to use his roast machine.
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The guy who threw a fit after JCO roasted him wants you to use his roast machine.
Reposted by David Wojo
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
Give us the Mario sequel they set up 32 years ago!
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Give us the Mario sequel they set up 32 years ago!
After 4 days of barely eating a jar of baby food and lots of $$$ I don’t have on an ER visit and cardiologist appointment and no answers, someone just up and decided to eat a little dry food!
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
After 4 days of barely eating a jar of baby food and lots of $$$ I don’t have on an ER visit and cardiologist appointment and no answers, someone just up and decided to eat a little dry food!
Meteor Man remake starring Idris Elba please.
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Meteor Man remake starring Idris Elba please.
15 years ago I came in 2,961st place at the Philadelphia marathon with a time 3:50:22. My first and (sadly) last marathon.
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
15 years ago I came in 2,961st place at the Philadelphia marathon with a time 3:50:22. My first and (sadly) last marathon.
Just hanging out on the couch, facing the window, purring away like nothings going on.
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Just hanging out on the couch, facing the window, purring away like nothings going on.
Hey. It’s me. Glad these weird poems are still finding people. Hope the full MS finds a home soon…
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Hey. It’s me. Glad these weird poems are still finding people. Hope the full MS finds a home soon…
My wife and I were amazed at how well our elopement day went. We were truly shocked at how perfect it was. But then the universe has made us pay dearly for it ever since. The last 13 months have been relentless.
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
My wife and I were amazed at how well our elopement day went. We were truly shocked at how perfect it was. But then the universe has made us pay dearly for it ever since. The last 13 months have been relentless.
No real answers yet just an unsuccessful appetite stimulant. In the past 3 days she’s eaten a little baby food (for real) but that’s it. Going in to see the cardiologist (for real) today to hopefully find something out. Aside from not eating and being a little weak, she’s still very Paisley.
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
No real answers yet just an unsuccessful appetite stimulant. In the past 3 days she’s eaten a little baby food (for real) but that’s it. Going in to see the cardiologist (for real) today to hopefully find something out. Aside from not eating and being a little weak, she’s still very Paisley.
It’s been a long day during which I got nothing done that I had planned. Now I’m exhausted after 4+ hours at the pet ER (no concrete answers, but her bloodwork is OK and she has an appetite stimulant). So now I’m crashing and watching Howl’s Moving Castle.
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It’s been a long day during which I got nothing done that I had planned. Now I’m exhausted after 4+ hours at the pet ER (no concrete answers, but her bloodwork is OK and she has an appetite stimulant). So now I’m crashing and watching Howl’s Moving Castle.
Little girl hasn’t eaten in over 24 hours so I guess I’m gonna go drop money I don’t have at the pet ER…
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Little girl hasn’t eaten in over 24 hours so I guess I’m gonna go drop money I don’t have at the pet ER…
Nurse: are you feeling ok?
Me, wearing a mask: yep.
Nurse: so the mask is….?
Me: this is a medical center. This is where sick people go. Is this a real question?
Me, wearing a mask: yep.
Nurse: so the mask is….?
Me: this is a medical center. This is where sick people go. Is this a real question?
November 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Nurse: are you feeling ok?
Me, wearing a mask: yep.
Nurse: so the mask is….?
Me: this is a medical center. This is where sick people go. Is this a real question?
Me, wearing a mask: yep.
Nurse: so the mask is….?
Me: this is a medical center. This is where sick people go. Is this a real question?
I'm teaching a lower-level CW class (focused on flash fiction), and I have a student who is a strong writer and wants to explore it further but my school does not offer any other CW classes.
Is there a list anywhere of online fiction courses? I really want to offer them some resources.
Is there a list anywhere of online fiction courses? I really want to offer them some resources.
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I'm teaching a lower-level CW class (focused on flash fiction), and I have a student who is a strong writer and wants to explore it further but my school does not offer any other CW classes.
Is there a list anywhere of online fiction courses? I really want to offer them some resources.
Is there a list anywhere of online fiction courses? I really want to offer them some resources.
Reposted by David Wojo
Student used AI to write responses to flash fictions, but didn't realize these stories aren't "famous" or in textbooks so only including the author and title was not enough. That means AI just guessed on the plots based on the title...
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Student used AI to write responses to flash fictions, but didn't realize these stories aren't "famous" or in textbooks so only including the author and title was not enough. That means AI just guessed on the plots based on the title...
Student used AI to write responses to flash fictions, but didn't realize these stories aren't "famous" or in textbooks so only including the author and title was not enough. That means AI just guessed on the plots based on the title...
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Student used AI to write responses to flash fictions, but didn't realize these stories aren't "famous" or in textbooks so only including the author and title was not enough. That means AI just guessed on the plots based on the title...
Y’all. My wife always makes me an amazing birthday cake, but this one for my 40th is insanity. It’s a chocolate cake, each cake layer has a NUTTER BUTTER CRUST, there are layers of edible peanut butter COOKIE DOUGH, and a chocolate CARAMEL butter cream. I wish I could share it with all of you.
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Y’all. My wife always makes me an amazing birthday cake, but this one for my 40th is insanity. It’s a chocolate cake, each cake layer has a NUTTER BUTTER CRUST, there are layers of edible peanut butter COOKIE DOUGH, and a chocolate CARAMEL butter cream. I wish I could share it with all of you.
I’m 40 today. How did this happen?
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I’m 40 today. How did this happen?
Last day of my 30s. Trying to shake out a year of body aching stress with a therapeutic massage thanks to my amazing wife (who really wishes I would get monthly massages).
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Last day of my 30s. Trying to shake out a year of body aching stress with a therapeutic massage thanks to my amazing wife (who really wishes I would get monthly massages).
It's me. I'm the almost-40-year-old. Buy yourself some postcards to celebrate my aging body and soul!
It's our editor's/founder's/designer's 40th birthday on Friday so today through Sunday, issues 2 and 3 are 40% off! Pick up your copies here: postcardlit.com/store
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
It's me. I'm the almost-40-year-old. Buy yourself some postcards to celebrate my aging body and soul!
What are some of your favorite FUN or FUNNY or WEIRD flash fictions? I need about 6 more readings to close out the semester, and I feel like 90% of what I've assigned has been pretty hard hitting and sad and triggering.
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
What are some of your favorite FUN or FUNNY or WEIRD flash fictions? I need about 6 more readings to close out the semester, and I feel like 90% of what I've assigned has been pretty hard hitting and sad and triggering.