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MSchulz Cartoons @mschulzcartoons.bsky.social · Aug 14

Created a new website where I will post my toons. It’s a very basic site for now, but planning to develop it over time: ability to order prints, maybe some interviews and such with cartoonists. Who knows! Send me ideas if you have any. 😌 mschulzcartoons.com

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MSchulz Cartoons @mschulzcartoons.bsky.social · 3h

#cartoon #comic #humor #horror

This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. A dog lies stretched out on the floor of a long, empty hallway, facing two identical potted plants positioned side by side at the far end. Each plant’s vines extend toward the other so that a pair of leaves meet in the middle, as if the plants are holding hands. A curtained window behind them casts a pale, centered light that heightens the eerie symmetry of the scene. The caption at the bottom reads: “Come and play with us, Sunny.”

MSchulz Cartoons @mschulzcartoons.bsky.social · 15h

#cartoon #comic #humor #zombie #date #thisisme

This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. A woman in a dress and heels stands on a sidewalk at night beside a decaying zombie, who is missing part of his flesh and clothing. The zombie gestures toward a cemetery enclosed by an iron fence, where gravestones, a fresh open grave, and a small mound of dirt are visible under a full moon. A leafless tree stretches its branches over the scene. The caption at the bottom reads: “Well… this is me.”

MSchulz Cartoons @mschulzcartoons.bsky.social · 18h

#comic #cartoon #humor #witches #compulsive #cleaning

MSchulz Cartoons @mschulzcartoons.bsky.social · 1d

#cartoon #comic #humor #dogs

This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. A man speaks while standing calmly holding the leash of a large dog that is leaping aggressively through the air, baring its teeth and holding a knife in its paw. The dog is lunging toward another man who appears frightened, crouching with his hands raised defensively. The caption at the bottom reads: “He’s just playing.”

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MSchulz Cartoons @mschulzcartoons.bsky.social · 1d

Noises Off! (right?)

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MSchulz Cartoons @mschulzcartoons.bsky.social · 7d

#cartoon #comic #funny #dogs #dance

This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. A dog stands on its hind legs with its front legs crossed, looking displeased, as if speaking. In front of the dog, a man wearing a formal costume with a jacket, vest, striped pants, and a hat is kneeling dramatically on the floor with both arms extended toward a dog bowl, as if presenting it. Confetti is falling around him as if he has just finished a performance. The caption at the bottom reads: “No. It’s step, touch, step-ball-change, kick! hold-seven-eight, pas de bourrée, twirl, present… or I don’t touch it.”

MSchulz Cartoons @mschulzcartoons.bsky.social · 8d

So, I joined some new coding and data science clubs on MeetUp. And this image just greeted me when I opened the app. I mean. I guess it’s not wrong? 👀

MSchulz Cartoons @mschulzcartoons.bsky.social · 8d

Haha thank you! 😌

MSchulz Cartoons @mschulzcartoons.bsky.social · 8d

In celebration of 75 years of ‘Peanuts’ here is one I drew in homage to the great Charles Schulz. (sadly, no relation 🙂)

#cartoon #comics #peanuts #charlesschulz #75years #charliebrown

This is a color single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz, drawn in homage to Charles M. Schulz’s Peanuts. Charlie Brown and Linus lean on a low brick wall. Charlie Brown, on the left, wears a yellow shirt and has a small curl of hair on his forehead. He looks worried as he speaks. Linus, on the right, has straight hair combed back and looks at him attentively. The caption in a speech bubble above Charlie Brown reads: “I’m not sure I’m serving main character energy.”

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MSchulz Cartoons @mschulzcartoons.bsky.social · 8d

#cartoon #comic #humor #dogs

This is a black and white single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. A person lies in bed under a blanket, resting their head on a pillow and covering part of their face with one arm, appearing sleepy. Beside the bed, a dog wearing glasses and a beret is standing upright, holding open a book and gesturing as if giving instructions. The caption at the bottom reads: “And then your line is quite simply, ‘I’m up. I’m up. Let’s go walkies.’”

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MSchulz Cartoons @mschulzcartoons.bsky.social · 9d

#cartoon #comic #barfight #dontlooknow

This is a single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. Two parallelogram-shaped figures with human facial features sit at a bar, each holding a bottle; one drinks while the other speaks. In the background, two yellow one-gram weights with arms, legs, and serious expressions walk through a doorway. The caption at the bottom reads: “Don’t look now, but it’s a pair o’ yella’ grams.

MSchulz Cartoons @mschulzcartoons.bsky.social · 12d

#cartoon #comic #humor #miceandmen

This is a black and white single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. Three figures lie together in bed beneath the covers: a weary-looking man, a rolled sheet of paper with a drawn face, and a mouse dressed in a nightgown. Each has a lit cigarette in its mouth, and they appear to be reclining against pillows after a shared moment. There is no caption.

MSchulz Cartoons @mschulzcartoons.bsky.social · 13d

#cartoon #comic #humor #mondays #coffee

This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. A barista with short, partially shaved hair leans over a counter holding a cup. Below the counter, a customer’s body parts appear in disjointed positions: a head, torso, and several arms and legs are scattered but arranged to suggest they belong to the same person. One of the arms stretches upward, reaching over the counter. The caption at the bottom reads: “Could you pour it down here?”

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MSchulz Cartoons @mschulzcartoons.bsky.social · 14d

So apparently my version of middle-aged fun is… writing a research paper. 🤓 Because fear + anxiety about a country coming apart at the seams, anti-intellectualism, and creeping authoritarianism can either eat me alive—or get channeled into premises, counterpoints, and valid arguments. 😅 #NerdAlert

MSchulz Cartoons @mschulzcartoons.bsky.social · 16d

This is a color single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. It shows a wedge of yellow cheese with human-like arms and legs, dressed in punk-style clothing. The cheese has droopy eyes, a cigarette hanging from its mouth, and a rainbow-colored mohawk. It wears a black, tattered shirt with bold white letters that read, “THE CHEESE STANDS ALONE,” along with a studded black belt, spiked wristband, short studded skirt, and tall black boots with spikes. The cheese is holding one hand on its hip and raising the other hand with its middle finger extended.

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MSchulz Cartoons @mschulzcartoons.bsky.social · 16d

I’m happy Charlie Kirk no longer has a platform to influence the weak-minded.

I think Trump is an unhinged, criminal fascist megalomaniac destroying the nation.

Speaking these truths publicly is a foundational right in the United States.

If the GOP denies me this, then the GOP is un-American.

MSchulz Cartoons @mschulzcartoons.bsky.social · 18d

That escalator is WOKE! Send it to a prison camp! MaKe LaDdeRs GrEaT AgAiN!

MSchulz Cartoons @mschulzcartoons.bsky.social · 18d

Well now I’ll be singing a little jingle “Make that Nazi Cheeto climb” for the rest of the day 🤣🤣🤣

MSchulz Cartoons @mschulzcartoons.bsky.social · 20d

#cartoon #comic #humor #gross

This is a black and white single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. A man wearing a tank top and slippers is crouched in front of an open dryer, holding a small clump of lint in his hand with a slightly alarmed and disgusted expression. Another man peers from behind a doorway, gripping the frame and watching with an eager, almost obsessive look. A laundry basket with folded clothes sits on the floor nearby. The caption at the bottom reads: “Yeah. Yeah. Touch my lint.”

MSchulz Cartoons @mschulzcartoons.bsky.social · 21d

#impasse, too 😒

MSchulz Cartoons @mschulzcartoons.bsky.social · 21d

#cartoon #comic #humor #impass

This is a black and white single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. A man stands in a wide stance with knees bent, holding a large hammer raised high above his head with both hands. His face is turned over his shoulder, looking back with a concerned expression. In front of him, driven into the ground, is an oversized nail bent sharply so that its head tilts forward and away from him. The nail’s curved shaft loops behind him, where its sharp pointed tip sticks up from the ground and aims directly at his back. His wary glance shows he is aware of how close the point is to him as he prepares to swing. There is no caption.

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MSchulz Cartoons @mschulzcartoons.bsky.social · 22d

#cartoon #comic #humor #doctors

This is a black and white single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. It shows a scene in an operating room where a patient lies on an operating table under bright surgical lights. A doctor in the foreground, seen from behind, is holding a surgical instrument. Across the table, another doctor wearing glasses and a mask is pointing while speaking. To the side, a third staff member with wide eyes looks on with a startled expression. The caption at the bottom reads: “Your other left.”

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Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @disavowtrump20.bsky.social · 24d

REPOST if you stand with Jimmy Kimmel!

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 23d

I stand with PBS.

I stand with NPR.

I stand with Stephen Colbert.

I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.

I stand with the First Amendment.

PERIOD.*

*Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files

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MSchulz Cartoons @mschulzcartoons.bsky.social · 23d

#cartoon #comic #humor #dogs #socialmedia