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MSchulz Cartoons @mschulzcartoons.bsky.social · Aug 14
Created a new website where I will post my toons. It’s a very basic site for now, but planning to develop it over time: ability to order prints, maybe some interviews and such with cartoonists. Who knows! Send me ideas if you have any. 😌 mschulzcartoons.com
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#cartoon #comic #humor #happyholidays #rudolph
This is a color single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. The scene shows a messy artist’s studio filled with easels, stools, canvases, paint cans, brushes, and splattered paint scattered across the floor and furniture. Nearly every canvas displays abstract red imagery, including smears, splatters, and circular forms on white backgrounds. A large canvas mounted on the back wall features a dominant swirling red shape. Red paint is spilled across the floor, dripped from containers, and smeared on tools and surfaces throughout the room. On the right side, a reindeer is passed out on his back on a couch, his legs and antlers splayed, with a bottle tucked under one arm. His nose is glowing bright red. Empty bottles and cans are scattered on the floor around the couch, along with paintbrushes and spilled paint. The rest of the room is rendered in muted gray tones, making the red paint and the reindeer’s nose stand out.
December 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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#cartoon #comic #humor #rudolph #xmas #happyholidays
This is a color single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. In a snowy, icy landscape with jagged purple mountains beneath a green sky, a reindeer with a red nose stands beside a white teddy-bear-like toy covered in pink polka dots. The teddy-bear-like toy is positioned slightly forward and appears to be gesturing across a dark crevasse toward a group on the other side, while the reindeer looks on. Across the crevasse, a small campfire with a yellow flame burns on the ice, surrounded by anthropomorphized exercise objects: a rolled-up blue yoga mat with eyes, two dumbbells mounted on springs with faces, a stationary bicycle whose screen forms a worried-looking face, and a jump rope lying on the ground with its handles visible. Snowflakes fall throughout the scene, emphasizing the cold, barren environment. The caption at the bottom reads: “And that’s the Island of Aspirational Toys.”
December 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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#cartoon #comic #humor #santa
This is a color single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. Santa Claus stands indoors wearing a traditional red suit with white trim, a black belt, and black boots. He is positioned slightly sideways in front of a tall, oval, freestanding mirror with a wooden frame, studying his own reflection, which shows his rounded belly from the side. Santa’s facial expression appears concerned or uncertain as he looks at himself. To the left, a reindeer is outside, poking its head through an open window, with its antlers extending above the window frame and its eyes wide as it looks into the room toward Santa. The caption at the bottom, spoken by Santa, reads: “Does this suit make me look Republican?”
December 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Luke of Luke & Laura fame has passed. 😔 RIP Anthony Geary. #soapLegend
December 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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#cartoon #comic #humor #santa
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. The scene shows a control room filled with large computer monitors, each displaying a radiation symbol. In the background, a large wall screen shows a world map with curved lines arcing across continents, suggesting global movement or activity. Several elf-like figures wearing pointed hats sit at consoles, some holding their heads in alarm, others raising their arms. In the foreground on the right, an elf sits in a rolling chair at a desk, holding a joystick with a mushroom-shaped handle and looking up at another elf. On the left, a second elf stands facing him with one hand on her hip. Both foreground figures wear striped stockings and traditional elf clothing. The caption at the bottom reads: “Santa wants an update on the drone test.”
December 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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#cartoon #comic #humor #tedtalk #happyholidays #elf
This is a color single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. In the foreground, an Elf on the Shelf figure stands on a blue stage-like surface with arms held out to the sides in a presenting gesture, palms up, wearing a red suit, white collar, white gloves, and a pointed red hat, smiling and facing forward. Behind him, mounted on a dark wall like a projection screen, is a framed black-and-white image showing another elf slumped sideways on a shelf, legs dangling, head tilted, and eyes half-open, with vertical lines behind it suggesting curtains or a backdrop. The caption at the bottom reads: “That’s when I finally asked: What version of myself was letting them put me on a shelf?”
December 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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#cartoon #comic #humor #santaclaus #happyholidays
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. A young man sits on an upholstered chair on the left, facing Santa Claus, who sits on the right wearing a traditional Santa hat, a fur-trimmed coat, and heavy boots. Santa Claus sits with one leg crossed over the other and gestures outward with his right hand, appearing to speak, while the young man sits with his hands folded over one knee and looks toward Santa Claus as he listens. Between them is a small round table holding a steaming mug, a glass of milk, and a plate of cookies. The caption at the bottom reads: “It actually started as, ‘OH OH OH!’ because I’m terrified of heights.”
December 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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#cartoon #comic #humor #whenyouwishuponastar
A single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. Geppetto, wearing his nightcap, kneels barefoot on a bed. Next to him sits Figaro the cat. Both are looking out a large window showing a starry night sky with one bright star. Overlaid on the night sky just under the bright star is a white pop-up notification box that reads “This star uses cookies.” followed by an “Accept” button.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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😩…. Seeing ‘Arcadia’ on Broadway will always be a highlight of my life. …. And doing a monologue from ‘Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead’ got me into Tisch back in the day. 😢❤️ #RIP #TomStoppard
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Just built something I never thought I could make: a tool that analyzes every one of my 800+ cartoons, describes what’s happening in each one, generates tags, and organizes everything in a searchable database. Finding “that one cartoon” used to mean digging through years of folders.
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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#cartoon #comic #humor #thanksgiving
A single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. The scene shows a dining table set for a holiday meal. In the center of the table, a large roasted turkey on a platter holds a microphone and is illuminated by a spotlight from above. Two diners sit at the table: on the left, a person in casual attire looks uncomfortable, and on the right, a partially visible person is eating. The table is laden with holiday dishes including bowls of vegetables, side dishes, plates, utensils, wine glasses, and salt and pepper shakers. Behind the left diner is a small side table with a water bottle. Decorative garland with leaves drapes along the front edge of the table. The caption reads: “So—funny story—my agent was all, ‘Kid, this gig is to die for.’“​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Listening to The Epic of Gilgamesh for the first time. Offfff course one of the oldest tales in human history opens like a Tarzan porno.
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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#cartoon #comic #humor #thanksgiving
A captionless single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. The scene shows an ornate portrait-sitting setup with elaborate decorative elements including draped fabric, columns, a decorative shield with a compass symbol, and other baroque flourishes. Sitting in an ornamental chair is a large turkey with its tail feathers fully fanned out in a display. To the right, a small child dressed in Renaissance-era artist clothing—including a beret, tunic, and tights—stands at an easel holding a palette and brush. On the canvas is a simple stick-figure drawing of a turkey, showing just the basic outline of the bird with a few radiating lines suggesting tail feathers.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Found another oldie.
#cartoon #comic #humor #thanksgiving #turkeys
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. At an airport security checkpoint, three turkeys are concealed together inside a belted overcoat, with their heads poking out through the collar and feathers sticking out from various seams of the coat. One turkey extends a wing toward the empty screening bins on the counter. A security agent stands opposite them with her hands on her hips, looking unimpressed. Behind the turkeys, a traveler with headphones watches with a startled expression, while another person further back removes a shoe near the conveyor belt. A sign overhead reads “ALL GATES.”
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Introduce yourself with 4 spaceships.
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Found an oldie.
#cartoon #comic #humor #thanksgiving
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. In a kitchen setting, a large turkey stands on the seat of a chair beside a round table, holding a small swinging pocket watch on a chain in one wing. A child sits at the table, looking wide-eyed at the turkey. An adult on the right pauses while typing on a laptop, hands held above the keyboard, while another adult in the background reacts with a surprised expression. The caption at the bottom reads: “You’re getting verrrrrrry vegan.”
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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#cartoon #comic #humor #fail 🤷🏻
A black-and-white single-panel cartoon by M Schulz shows two people standing side by side. On the left, a cheerful man leans forward, grinning and pointing enthusiastically as he tells a joke. On the right, a tired-looking woman stands with drooped shoulders, sipping from a cup and staring ahead with an unimpressed expression. The title above them reads, “John’s agricultural, dentist joke doesn’t land.” The caption below says, “‘Well,’ he said, ‘I suppose it’s because of this dang sorghum.’ … ‘This sorghum,’ he said.”
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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#cartoon #comic #humor #drama
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. A tall Grim Reaper figure in a dark hooded robe stands at the center, holding a large scythe upright in one hand while the other hand is raised to its mouth in a contemplative gesture. Around the figure, several people lie on the ground or stagger away with outstretched arms, appearing to react dramatically to its presence. The caption at the bottom reads: “Wait. Am I the drama?”
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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#cartoon #comic #humor #holidays
This is a color single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. Three figures are seated tightly together in the backseat of a car, with the car’s window and interior frame visible behind them. On the left, the Headless Horseman sits wearing a dark coat and red cape, holding a carved jack-o’-lantern in one hand and a phone in the other. In the middle, a large turkey is squeezed between the other two passengers; its feathers are pushed upward and outward, its wings are pressed against their arms, and its eyes are narrowed with its beak slightly open. On the right, Santa Claus sits holding a phone in one gloved hand, his head tilted slightly and his mouth set in a straight line. There is no caption.
November 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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www.falloffreedom.com
Fall of Freedom
Fall of Freedom is an urgent call to the arts community to unite in defiance of authoritarian forces sweeping the nation.
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November 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Reposted by MSchulz Cartoons
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Artists in more than 40 states are spending Friday and Saturday participating in the "Fall of Freedom" – which they say represents a creative resistance to authoritarianism.
Artists respond to a cultural squeeze during the 'Fall of Freedom'
Artists in more than 40 states are spending Friday and Saturday participating in the "Fall of Freedom" – which they say represents a creative resistance to authoritarianism.
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November 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Warning: film-inspired tirade 😂

Rewatching the recent Nosferatu remake and remembering why it bugs the hell out of me: it so closely traces the same basic Dracula / original Nosferatu story, but without the expressionist style that gave the 1922 film a reason to exist.
November 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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#cartoon #comic #humor #advice
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. Three firefighters in full gear surround a damaged car that has crashed into a large tree, with one firefighter kneeling near the crumpled front end and another leaning over the driver’s side window. A third firefighter stands near the back of the car. To the right, a man with a round belly, wearing a short-sleeved shirt and pants, stands watching the scene. The caption at the bottom reads: “Have you tried baking soda?”
November 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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#cartoon #comic #humor #spiritual
You’re right — “while speaking” is clearer and more direct. Here’s the revised version: This is a black and white single-panel cartoon by M. Schulz. A transparent ghost sits on a chair at a round table, leaning forward with its mouth open while speaking and one arm raised in a gesturing motion. Across from the ghost, a woman with curly hair and a ruffled-collar blouse sits back in her chair with one arm resting on the table and the other draped over the chair’s back. The caption at the bottom reads: “No, but I’m spiritual.”
November 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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#cartoon #comic #humor #cowboys
This is a black and white single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. Two cowboys on horseback face each other on a dirt road in a small frontier-style town with mountains and trees in the background. Both wear wide-brimmed hats and vests, and their horses stand close together. Behind them is a wooden storefront with saloon-style doors and a large sign reading “37.85 Litre Hats.” The caption at the bottom reads: “I reckon we’ve crossed into Canada.”
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM