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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire

@msico.bsky.social

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(he/him) I like coffee. Programmer/magician for Atooi and Transolar. I have no sense of humor and also I never lie. I am normal and can be trusted with strawberries. I have never wavered in my belief that THE PUZZLES ARE ALIVE

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · Jun 25

it had to happen

the pokemon Koffing wearing blue jeans. as it does not have any legs, it has to wear a belt and the jeans flap loosely underneath

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · 3h

yea yea yea yea yea

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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 15h

childs drawing of a stylish man saying 'sup ladies'

This is what I will look like when I am 100 years old

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · 17h

the meringue won't be the only one weeping 😢

Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · 17h

I'll make pavlova afterwards

Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · 17h

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · Oct 11

Monsters like closets, so if you don't want them to scare you at night, install catwalk lighting and let them do a fashion show 💅

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · Oct 12

Mummies get very upset if you move their sarcophagi out of their tombs. You would be making a grave mistake

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · 17h

Only fairly young witches take an interest in reading the future. You may think it's because older witches have less to look forward to, but it turns out to be a simpler explanation - big girls don't scry.

Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · 22h

Chicken Pesto Roulade

chicken stuffed with pesto, lemon pepper, and slabs of queso fresco, pan seared and then finished in the oven. this was way easier than a pork tenderloin roulade, and went faster too

chicken roulade with cheese and pesto filling

Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · 1d

ME: hmm, the music stops when I enter this room. I wonder what's inside?
SILKSONG: hehehehe

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · 1d

Why are witches so mean? Some myths say they eat children and commune with Satan, BUT, most are nice! It's just resting witch face

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · Oct 10

Glad my car is silver in case I see a werewolf while driving around!! Be safe out there y'all

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · Oct 10

Skeletons get VERY excited if you get into a car crash, but then get disappointed because body shops aren't what they sound like

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · Oct 11

I should've asked for a drawing of their corporate structure

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · Oct 11

For reasons that should've been obvious to me at the start, never go in on a business venture with a mummy 😒

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · Oct 10

How many Mothman sightings can be explained by the presence of the Animorphs?

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · 1d

Why are witches so mean? Some myths say they eat children and commune with Satan, BUT, most are nice! It's just resting witch face

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Todd Ciolek @kidfenris.bsky.social · 2d

So this guy was pretty much wrong about everything.

Argath aka Algus yells "Animals have no God!!" like a jerk. The original translation of Final Fantasy Tactics is notoriously rough, but I always liked how blunt this line was.

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · 1d

Smoked Salmon and Goat Cheese Bites

easy, although I would absolutely recommend doing this with a lettuce leaf rather than raw radicchio, it's too bitter. I'm sure it was for color instead of flavor consideration. also, the recipe worked out to 2x as much goat cheese as salmon, which was A LOT

cute little curled up radicchio leaves with smoked salmon and herb studded goat cheese

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · 2d

A good friend's cat could use some help, or a share! gofund.me/afb6fd260

Donate to Help Henley and Her Mom with Medical Costs, organized by Ashley Sawatzke

Hi! I'm Ashley and I'm Henley's Mom. Baby Henley is 16 1/2 and is h… Ashley Sawatzke needs your support for Help Henley and Her Mom with Medical Costs

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · 2d

I also wrote a very last-minute paper on Faulkner's The Bear, which I loved, and I got a B on it because my "position was indefensible" but the professor still enjoyed it and nobody else understood the work. God I love Faulkner

Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 2d

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
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It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes

Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · 2d

oh no

a woman is smiling in front of a window and saying so you see that 's where the trouble began

ALT: a woman is smiling in front of a window and saying so you see that 's where the trouble began

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · 2d

The worst place to fight a skeleton is the woods, because they're so good at felling trees. That's why they're called lumbar jacks

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · Oct 9

Some monsters get upset when you make jokes about them, but not hydras. Somehow they're better at letting cooler heads prevail

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire @msico.bsky.social · 2d

It gets harder every year for a witch to afford her own gingerbread house. The property taxes are gastronomical

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