Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it
@msico.bsky.social
(he/him) I like coffee. Programmer/magician for Atooi and Transolar. I have no sense of humor and also I never lie. I am normal and can be trusted with strawberries. I have never wavered in my belief that THE PUZZLES ARE ALIVE
Pinned
Down by the bay, —
where the melons grow, —
Back to my home I dare not go.
For,
If I do,
My mother will say, —
"Did you ever see a llama,
Wearing polka dot pajamas?"
where the melons grow, —
Back to my home I dare not go.
For,
If I do,
My mother will say, —
"Did you ever see a llama,
Wearing polka dot pajamas?"
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
---
Um.
All- all of them? Are trying?
I feel bad for the kidnappers
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Um.
All- all of them? Are trying?
I feel bad for the kidnappers
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
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Um.
All- all of them? Are trying?
I feel bad for the kidnappers
---
Um.
All- all of them? Are trying?
I feel bad for the kidnappers
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I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes
where are you you clown bastard
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
where are you you clown bastard
I disagreed with exactly one (1) decision made in the entirety of Predator: Badlands, and it was 20th Century Studios spoiling the title card by putting their fuckin name in it TWICE
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I disagreed with exactly one (1) decision made in the entirety of Predator: Badlands, and it was 20th Century Studios spoiling the title card by putting their fuckin name in it TWICE
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I saw some horrible copy on a Chili's menu tonight:
HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I saw some horrible copy on a Chili's menu tonight:
HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
Crab
Butter
Pizza
I'm ok with this
Butter
Pizza
I'm ok with this
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Crab
Butter
Pizza
I'm ok with this
Butter
Pizza
I'm ok with this
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
Final Fantasy V Advance completely removed a final boss strategy for a speedrun. On a SFC, or on Playstation, or on PC, you can force ExDeath's level to start counting down until its a multiple of 5, then kill it with L5Doom. However, new GBA specific content adds its own cheese strat with Cannoneer
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Final Fantasy V Advance completely removed a final boss strategy for a speedrun. On a SFC, or on Playstation, or on PC, you can force ExDeath's level to start counting down until its a multiple of 5, then kill it with L5Doom. However, new GBA specific content adds its own cheese strat with Cannoneer
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what if whenever you were sad a tiny clown came out of the wall to try and cheer you up
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 AM
what if whenever you were sad a tiny clown came out of the wall to try and cheer you up
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🎶 I’m a girly girl
with a girly secret 🎶
with a girly secret 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
🎶 I’m a girly girl
with a girly secret 🎶
with a girly secret 🎶
I don't know bout y'all but sometimes I could really oat some opals and bononos
November 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I don't know bout y'all but sometimes I could really oat some opals and bononos
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hell yeah Young Phil, keep slaying em (the Nagas in Chrono Trigger's Cathedral)
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
hell yeah Young Phil, keep slaying em (the Nagas in Chrono Trigger's Cathedral)
so the little second mouth that the Xenomorph has
that's not the last one, is it? does it have its own smaller mouth too? sort of like the cat in the hat
that's not the last one, is it? does it have its own smaller mouth too? sort of like the cat in the hat
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 AM
so the little second mouth that the Xenomorph has
that's not the last one, is it? does it have its own smaller mouth too? sort of like the cat in the hat
that's not the last one, is it? does it have its own smaller mouth too? sort of like the cat in the hat
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Alright! Let's actually talk about this waterfall thing. It is an amazing showcase of many things that I adore from late 90s/early 2000s graphics.
I am replicating this in Blender through mere observation, so some things might not be fully accurate to the mind-boggling effects of the PS1.
I am replicating this in Blender through mere observation, so some things might not be fully accurate to the mind-boggling effects of the PS1.
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Alright! Let's actually talk about this waterfall thing. It is an amazing showcase of many things that I adore from late 90s/early 2000s graphics.
I am replicating this in Blender through mere observation, so some things might not be fully accurate to the mind-boggling effects of the PS1.
I am replicating this in Blender through mere observation, so some things might not be fully accurate to the mind-boggling effects of the PS1.
Calliope says Alien Covenant was her favorite movie where Michael Fassbender kisses his robot duplicate
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Calliope says Alien Covenant was her favorite movie where Michael Fassbender kisses his robot duplicate
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I used to write and make commercials so I always assume I'll know the punchline from the setup but this one got me good. What a lovely, lovely spot.
Going to end on one of the most beautiful commercials ever made with the reminder and a call to remember the small things. They make a big difference to others.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I used to write and make commercials so I always assume I'll know the punchline from the setup but this one got me good. What a lovely, lovely spot.
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"Silent Hill is terrifying" Silent Hill is only scary if you haven't done the inner work allowing yourself to sit comfortably with silence or if you are somehow afraid of being hunted by a man with a giant sword who also happens to have a pyramid for a head. Otherwise, it's not scary. It's regular.
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
"Silent Hill is terrifying" Silent Hill is only scary if you haven't done the inner work allowing yourself to sit comfortably with silence or if you are somehow afraid of being hunted by a man with a giant sword who also happens to have a pyramid for a head. Otherwise, it's not scary. It's regular.
god damn it when I search "denim glasses" I do NOT want denim FRAMES
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 AM
god damn it when I search "denim glasses" I do NOT want denim FRAMES
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A long thread with some stellar recs in it.
Ok BlueSky: what are your favorite history books in terms of sheer page-turning, narrative propulsion? Thinking along the line of Killers of the Flower Moon, etc. Nonfiction chronicles that read like novels or movies.
November 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
A long thread with some stellar recs in it.
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