Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it
@msico.bsky.social
(he/him) I like coffee. Programmer/magician for Atooi and Transolar. I have no sense of humor and also I never lie. I am normal and can be trusted with strawberries. I have never wavered in my belief that THE PUZZLES ARE ALIVE
Pinned
Down by the bay, —
where the melons grow, —
Back to my home I dare not go.
For,
If I do,
My mother will say, —
"Did you ever see a llama,
Wearing polka dot pajamas?"
where the melons grow, —
Back to my home I dare not go.
For,
If I do,
My mother will say, —
"Did you ever see a llama,
Wearing polka dot pajamas?"
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My kid got bit at school today and they sent home a "biting incident report" and I nearly lost it when I saw these checkboxes
March 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
My kid got bit at school today and they sent home a "biting incident report" and I nearly lost it when I saw these checkboxes
Pecan-Crusted Haddock and Roasted Radishes
this whole thing comes together in 20 minutes start to finish. naturally though, the best part is these crusty nuts
this whole thing comes together in 20 minutes start to finish. naturally though, the best part is these crusty nuts
January 26, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Pecan-Crusted Haddock and Roasted Radishes
this whole thing comes together in 20 minutes start to finish. naturally though, the best part is these crusty nuts
this whole thing comes together in 20 minutes start to finish. naturally though, the best part is these crusty nuts
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It appears that this legend owns a little bookstore — and you can order books from him instead of Bezos. Link in next post.
Protester in Minneapolis just before disappearing in gas: "Fuck you! Stop. Damn! I'm 70 years old and I'm fuckin' angry!"
January 25, 2026 at 5:45 PM
It appears that this legend owns a little bookstore — and you can order books from him instead of Bezos. Link in next post.
it's wild seeing that Donald Faison is still 30 but Zach Braff is 78 years old
January 25, 2026 at 7:39 PM
it's wild seeing that Donald Faison is still 30 but Zach Braff is 78 years old
The dusting of snow outside is juuust enough to stick, and since I am one of the rare houses without a dog, that means the neighborhood cats are frolicking in the snow and peeking in the windows while my cats are fully entranced
January 25, 2026 at 7:26 PM
The dusting of snow outside is juuust enough to stick, and since I am one of the rare houses without a dog, that means the neighborhood cats are frolicking in the snow and peeking in the windows while my cats are fully entranced
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People keep saying the codenames in Metal Gear Solid sound like Megaman X bosses, so I decided to give them actual designs. Matches the scale of my other X mockups.
Something I've been sitting on for several years that I finally decided to wrap up tonight.
#megaman #pixelart #ドット絵
Something I've been sitting on for several years that I finally decided to wrap up tonight.
#megaman #pixelart #ドット絵
January 25, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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![me @camoflage.bsky.social
still love Sean Kingston singing "that body is a masterpiece/ there only is one in every hundred years"
The shorty fireburning on the dancefloor had him so sprung he was making up lore
[replying]
me
@camoflage.bsky.social
SCULLY: that's the 3rd nightclub fire this week
MULDER: get this—911 call describes a woman "fire burning on the dancefloor"
SCULLY: you think she set the fire?
MULDER: Scully I think she *was* the fire. Certain Jamaican folk songs describe a woman with a body of flame, born once every 100 years
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If you press that button Francis Coppola drives to your home to watch with you.
January 24, 2026 at 8:25 AM
If you press that button Francis Coppola drives to your home to watch with you.
North Texas, Fort Worth. 3000 of us lost power at 11am yesterday due to underground wire breakages. After 15 hours mine is finally back. The house had dropped to 54F, but all my prep work paid off. Hopefully it stays long enough that I can have warm leftovers tomorrow
Checking in for the overnighters in the way of the storm in the US. Are y'all safe? Do you have power? Right now, my power and internet is hanging in there, so I want to use this as an opportunity to check on everyone.
January 25, 2026 at 8:54 AM
North Texas, Fort Worth. 3000 of us lost power at 11am yesterday due to underground wire breakages. After 15 hours mine is finally back. The house had dropped to 54F, but all my prep work paid off. Hopefully it stays long enough that I can have warm leftovers tomorrow
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I have been offline for most of today and just found out about Minneapolis.
I am going to begin cutting people who support this out of my life.
You should, too.
I am going to begin cutting people who support this out of my life.
You should, too.
January 25, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I have been offline for most of today and just found out about Minneapolis.
I am going to begin cutting people who support this out of my life.
You should, too.
I am going to begin cutting people who support this out of my life.
You should, too.
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The PopSlinger Vol. 2 - Loveless Original Soundtrack is still available at @bizcasual.bsky.social !
With the amazing art of @drawligator.bsky.social , enjoy the funky tunes of @skuletoyama.bsky.social !
LESS THAN 20% STILL IN STOCK. GET IT UNTIL IT'S SOLD OUT!
With the amazing art of @drawligator.bsky.social , enjoy the funky tunes of @skuletoyama.bsky.social !
LESS THAN 20% STILL IN STOCK. GET IT UNTIL IT'S SOLD OUT!
January 25, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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adam west batman: it's signed... e... nygma... nygma... where have I heard that before
robin: gosh, it might be the riddler, batman
adam west: you're right, robi--
jason todd, who is here: NYGMA BALLS
robin: gosh, it might be the riddler, batman
adam west: you're right, robi--
jason todd, who is here: NYGMA BALLS
January 22, 2026 at 9:54 PM
adam west batman: it's signed... e... nygma... nygma... where have I heard that before
robin: gosh, it might be the riddler, batman
adam west: you're right, robi--
jason todd, who is here: NYGMA BALLS
robin: gosh, it might be the riddler, batman
adam west: you're right, robi--
jason todd, who is here: NYGMA BALLS
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they finally did it. they invented a machine that can't run doom.
You can try the Microsoft just released a Quake 2 demo that runs on genAI.
It forgets where you are you each time you look at the floor and soft-locks when it's to dark. A technological marvel.
You can try the "Copilot Gaming Experience" here: copilot.microsoft.com/wham
It forgets where you are you each time you look at the floor and soft-locks when it's to dark. A technological marvel.
You can try the "Copilot Gaming Experience" here: copilot.microsoft.com/wham
April 10, 2025 at 11:28 AM
they finally did it. they invented a machine that can't run doom.
my house doesn't tend to lose power during freezes, but just in case, I meal prepped and made a full pot of chili, and also a chicken cordon bleu casserole, to get through the weekend without needing to cook anything else
January 24, 2026 at 12:19 AM
my house doesn't tend to lose power during freezes, but just in case, I meal prepped and made a full pot of chili, and also a chicken cordon bleu casserole, to get through the weekend without needing to cook anything else
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January 23, 2026 at 6:41 PM
we're way past due for them to introduce a goth Mario brother
January 23, 2026 at 5:53 AM
we're way past due for them to introduce a goth Mario brother
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I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
Keto Blueberry Cheesecake Ice Cream
almond flour shortbread fingers for crust, sugar free blueberry lemon compote, and my no-churn ice cream base with whipped cream cheese & ricotta (and some more lemon)
almond flour shortbread fingers for crust, sugar free blueberry lemon compote, and my no-churn ice cream base with whipped cream cheese & ricotta (and some more lemon)
January 22, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Keto Blueberry Cheesecake Ice Cream
almond flour shortbread fingers for crust, sugar free blueberry lemon compote, and my no-churn ice cream base with whipped cream cheese & ricotta (and some more lemon)
almond flour shortbread fingers for crust, sugar free blueberry lemon compote, and my no-churn ice cream base with whipped cream cheese & ricotta (and some more lemon)
running a bunch of errands before the ice storm. before / after
January 21, 2026 at 7:43 PM
running a bunch of errands before the ice storm. before / after
well that's
that's just too many
that's just too many
January 21, 2026 at 5:10 AM
well that's
that's just too many
that's just too many
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It is great to be living in the Century of Yuri
January 20, 2026 at 8:10 PM
It is great to be living in the Century of Yuri
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if you’re in line to hate AI, STAY IN LINE!
There have already been 25 data center cancellations or postponements this month, according to @macroedgeres.bsky.social.
That's nearly as many as the previous 6 months combined.
That's nearly as many as the previous 6 months combined.
January 20, 2026 at 5:22 PM
if you’re in line to hate AI, STAY IN LINE!
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I dreamed that I bought a slightly haunted house, and while I was playing a game the closet door slowly swung open. I threw a Taco Bell cup inside, and it hesitated and then the door swung slowly closed again.
after waking up I realized that I told a ghost to live mas
after waking up I realized that I told a ghost to live mas
January 20, 2024 at 8:39 PM
I dreamed that I bought a slightly haunted house, and while I was playing a game the closet door slowly swung open. I threw a Taco Bell cup inside, and it hesitated and then the door swung slowly closed again.
after waking up I realized that I told a ghost to live mas
after waking up I realized that I told a ghost to live mas