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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · Jan 21
So you’re saying that when I get knocked down, I should get up again? I should never let stuff keep me down?
Highlighted Kindle text When the world knocks you down, get back up and keep on walking.
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 45m
Be normal and good and likely to be alive in a decade and run for Senate in M@ine challenge
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 52m
Me, to the man who keeps interrupting me: Stop interrupting me

Man: I just—

Me: STOP INTERRUPTING ME

Man: I-

Me: STOP!!!
Movie poster with a scared man and a smiling woman The new sound of horror... WHAT? 'A WOMANIS TALKING BUT I WANTED TO TALK! I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING COOL THAT I LIKE, LIKE RACE CARS, SHE'S JUST GOING BLABLABLABLABLABLA BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 6h
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 20h
It’s going to take more than 2 helicopters hovering above my block for 10 min to join my town Effbook group
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 20h
offline king!
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 22h
“The neighborhood has gone downhill!” my wasps 🤣
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 23h
🤣🤣 “what are they paying you?! I’ll double it”
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 23h
Right? I will send a photo of the closed door and explain again that we killed 16 wasps the other day

If that’s everybody, I’m thrilled - but I’m not investigating!
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 23h
Right?! My man, I am not shining a light/beacon to attack me!
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 1d
Like, are you fucking kidding me, I will not be doing that!!! I will take a photo of the crawl space door, so you can see what you are dealing with when you crawl in in your hazmat suit
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 1d
Thank you both for overlooking my rage typo
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 1d
Pest control guy: please sent photos of the wasp nest in your crawl space

Me: So, open the crawl space door and potentially let wasps into the rest of my home?

PCG: yes
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 1d
There is nothing you can say that would make me care about my work self evaluation at this point in my life
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 1d
Me: what’s that on your tie

J, incredulously: you can’t see?? It’s one beaver handing another beaver an acorn!!

Reader, I laughed heartily
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 1d
I’m sorry
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 1d
Update: I ate the cake and it was delicious!
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 2d
A child I have said good morning to for 8 weeks and who rarely acknowledges me brought me a piece of wedding cake from his dad’s weekend festivities. Some people surprise you in the best ways.
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 2d
Sounds like someone has the temperament to work with children, a job they picked to do and a field they could leave at any time!
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 2d
J: I'm leaving here in a minute

Me: Are you at the bottom of a well?

J, not fazed by my idiocy in the slightest: Yeah, I am. It's a bitch to get to this venue, but the acoustics are great
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 3d
It is a wonderful and strange thing to meet so many people during their formative years.

Effbook updates yesterday included someone getting their doctorate, someone buying a house, two people beaming as they hold ultrasound photos, and one person’s arraignment for m*rder.
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 3d
We went to put the air conditioners away yesterday and learned that a wasp nest decided to move into that crawl space. Good times!!!
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 3d
Is that bad
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 4d
Woman next to us, proudly: I’m 76 and this is my first protest!

My mom: I got you beat!!!

[they talk for 15 min and exchange numbers]
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 4d
Your dad is
SXM 009 90s on 9 90s on 9 The Fugees Killing Me Softly With His Son Leaving the “g” off of “song” changes things
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Mspreposterous @mspreposterous.bsky.social · 4d
Rosie!
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