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Mspreposterous
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So you’re saying that when I get knocked down, I should get up again? I should never let stuff keep me down?
It’s going to take more than 2 helicopters hovering above my block for 10 min to join my town Effbook group
“The neighborhood has gone downhill!” my wasps 🤣
🤣🤣 “what are they paying you?! I’ll double it”
Right? I will send a photo of the closed door and explain again that we killed 16 wasps the other day

If that’s everybody, I’m thrilled - but I’m not investigating!
Right?! My man, I am not shining a light/beacon to attack me!
Like, are you fucking kidding me, I will not be doing that!!! I will take a photo of the crawl space door, so you can see what you are dealing with when you crawl in in your hazmat suit
Thank you both for overlooking my rage typo
Pest control guy: please sent photos of the wasp nest in your crawl space

Me: So, open the crawl space door and potentially let wasps into the rest of my home?

PCG: yes
There is nothing you can say that would make me care about my work self evaluation at this point in my life
Me: what’s that on your tie

J, incredulously: you can’t see?? It’s one beaver handing another beaver an acorn!!

Reader, I laughed heartily
Update: I ate the cake and it was delicious!
A child I have said good morning to for 8 weeks and who rarely acknowledges me brought me a piece of wedding cake from his dad’s weekend festivities. Some people surprise you in the best ways.
Sounds like someone has the temperament to work with children, a job they picked to do and a field they could leave at any time!
J: I'm leaving here in a minute

Me: Are you at the bottom of a well?

J, not fazed by my idiocy in the slightest: Yeah, I am. It's a bitch to get to this venue, but the acoustics are great
It is a wonderful and strange thing to meet so many people during their formative years.

Effbook updates yesterday included someone getting their doctorate, someone buying a house, two people beaming as they hold ultrasound photos, and one person’s arraignment for m*rder.
We went to put the air conditioners away yesterday and learned that a wasp nest decided to move into that crawl space. Good times!!!
Woman next to us, proudly: I’m 76 and this is my first protest!

My mom: I got you beat!!!

[they talk for 15 min and exchange numbers]
My 80-year-old mom is protesting for the first time this weekend!!!
I don’t have TikTok but I truly love Maria Bamford
I would never 🤣

(But I appreciate the gentle reminder)