Mspreposterous
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Oh, you know. She/her.
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Explaining to a friend how I’m trying to live more in the present and giving the example of “I don’t want to look back and think I should have been a bigger bitch”
Absolutely beautiful
All I really want out of politics is a Democratic Party with the same energy as Stevie Nicks singing Silver Springs live in 1997 obliterating Lindsey Buckingham's soul.
December 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Absolutely beautiful
Enjoying again the memory of my mother getting out of a ticket for calling a cop an asshole by going to court and explaining *how the cop was acting* and the judge agreed with her assessment*
*that it was asshole behavior
*that it was asshole behavior
Waitress: Do y’all want separate checks?
My mom: Absolutely not, do we look like assholes?
Oh, how the waitress laughed
My mom: Absolutely not, do we look like assholes?
Oh, how the waitress laughed
December 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Enjoying again the memory of my mother getting out of a ticket for calling a cop an asshole by going to court and explaining *how the cop was acting* and the judge agreed with her assessment*
*that it was asshole behavior
*that it was asshole behavior
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I had my students submit for extra credit a meme reflecting something they learned this semester, along with an accompanying paragraph connecting the meme to the course concept. There were some gems.
December 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I had my students submit for extra credit a meme reflecting something they learned this semester, along with an accompanying paragraph connecting the meme to the course concept. There were some gems.
Watched the Muppets Christmas Carol. When Michael Caine shows up at Kermit and Piggy's house and pretends he's angry that Kermit hasn't shown up to work on Christmas? J shouted, "HE'S DOING A JAM SCAM!!!" and I howled with laughter for 3 minutes.
December 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Watched the Muppets Christmas Carol. When Michael Caine shows up at Kermit and Piggy's house and pretends he's angry that Kermit hasn't shown up to work on Christmas? J shouted, "HE'S DOING A JAM SCAM!!!" and I howled with laughter for 3 minutes.
Local news just asked a doctor about the CDC’s vax recommendation change and goddess bless, this doctor IS LOSING HIS SHIT (as he should)
December 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Local news just asked a doctor about the CDC’s vax recommendation change and goddess bless, this doctor IS LOSING HIS SHIT (as he should)
I tell you what: it’s always fun to yell HAVE SOME FUCKING COMPASSION at someone
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I tell you what: it’s always fun to yell HAVE SOME FUCKING COMPASSION at someone
The way the iced coffee hits when it feels like 7 degrees!
December 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The way the iced coffee hits when it feels like 7 degrees!
Local news: the expressway … is a mess way!!!
December 5, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Local news: the expressway … is a mess way!!!
Spoiler: she absolutely is a robot
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Spoiler: she absolutely is a robot
So brave of a coworker with the flu to come to work
two cats looking at each other with the words stay away from me on the bottom
Alt: two cats looking at each other with the words stay away from me on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
So brave of a coworker with the flu to come to work
Fam group chat went absolutely apeshit during Jeopardy today. We love the Lalondes!!!
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Fam group chat went absolutely apeshit during Jeopardy today. We love the Lalondes!!!
We finally used my grandmother’s china!
December 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
We finally used my grandmother’s china!
House fire at our neighbors’ has displaced the family and, according to the fire dept, caused almost 300k in damage. This poor family
December 3, 2025 at 11:03 AM
House fire at our neighbors’ has displaced the family and, according to the fire dept, caused almost 300k in damage. This poor family
I know Effbook is horrible but this memory made me smile:
My English teacher told my mother that I seemed to have more interest in music than reading the assigned books. My mom saw we were reading Ethan Frome, so she asked "Can you blame her?" Reason #34,421 why my mom rules ass.
My English teacher told my mother that I seemed to have more interest in music than reading the assigned books. My mom saw we were reading Ethan Frome, so she asked "Can you blame her?" Reason #34,421 why my mom rules ass.
December 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I know Effbook is horrible but this memory made me smile:
My English teacher told my mother that I seemed to have more interest in music than reading the assigned books. My mom saw we were reading Ethan Frome, so she asked "Can you blame her?" Reason #34,421 why my mom rules ass.
My English teacher told my mother that I seemed to have more interest in music than reading the assigned books. My mom saw we were reading Ethan Frome, so she asked "Can you blame her?" Reason #34,421 why my mom rules ass.
My eventual retirement speech
December 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My eventual retirement speech
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be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
J did something foolish but harmless, which led to this convo
Me: What were you thinking?!
J, shrugging: Air Bud rules
Me: HAHAHAHA
Me: What were you thinking?!
J, shrugging: Air Bud rules
Me: HAHAHAHA
December 2, 2025 at 11:03 AM
J did something foolish but harmless, which led to this convo
Me: What were you thinking?!
J, shrugging: Air Bud rules
Me: HAHAHAHA
Me: What were you thinking?!
J, shrugging: Air Bud rules
Me: HAHAHAHA
If anyone needs to know what the five women my mom ate lunch with today ordered, I was told in excruciating detail despite asking no clarifying questions
December 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
If anyone needs to know what the five women my mom ate lunch with today ordered, I was told in excruciating detail despite asking no clarifying questions
When I see a “co-exist” bumper sticker, this is what I picture
November 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
When I see a “co-exist” bumper sticker, this is what I picture
Recipe: bake until bubbly
Me: [a torrent of obscenities and also literal begging for guidance from a recipe]
Me: [a torrent of obscenities and also literal begging for guidance from a recipe]
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Recipe: bake until bubbly
Me: [a torrent of obscenities and also literal begging for guidance from a recipe]
Me: [a torrent of obscenities and also literal begging for guidance from a recipe]
“No, not that one”
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
“No, not that one”
I think pumpkin is my favorite pie
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I think pumpkin is my favorite pie
We climbed a mountain and we turned around
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
We climbed a mountain and we turned around
Went for a walk earlier and a woman I don’t know looked me up and down, laughed, and said, “All bundled up much?” I said nothing, but turned my gloved palms up as if to say, “Huh?” It was 22 degrees and she had on Birkenstocks. We are not from the same planet!!!
November 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Went for a walk earlier and a woman I don’t know looked me up and down, laughed, and said, “All bundled up much?” I said nothing, but turned my gloved palms up as if to say, “Huh?” It was 22 degrees and she had on Birkenstocks. We are not from the same planet!!!