Mspreposterous
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Oh, you know. She/her.
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Explaining to a friend how I’m trying to live more in the present and giving the example of “I don’t want to look back and think I should have been a bigger bitch”
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All ICE agents are there voluntarily.
January 24, 2026 at 3:57 PM
All ICE agents are there voluntarily.
My dad is a “legs don’t get cold” guy
January 24, 2026 at 1:52 PM
My dad is a “legs don’t get cold” guy
Was wondering if I have time to run to the library before this weekend’s storm and then realized I have two piles of unread books 😁
January 23, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Was wondering if I have time to run to the library before this weekend’s storm and then realized I have two piles of unread books 😁
My dad, trying to make a point an out how nice someone is: She makes Mother Teresa look like a bitch!!!
January 23, 2026 at 9:02 PM
My dad, trying to make a point an out how nice someone is: She makes Mother Teresa look like a bitch!!!
The rumpled library detective who, in her dotage, still finds the strength to become an author of mild esteem!
Who do you aspire to be?
1. author of mild esteem
2. semi functional human
3. rumpled library detective
4. mossy forest monster
1. author of mild esteem
2. semi functional human
3. rumpled library detective
4. mossy forest monster
January 23, 2026 at 11:16 AM
The rumpled library detective who, in her dotage, still finds the strength to become an author of mild esteem!
Thinking about the time my sister-in-law asked my five-year-old nephew what he wanted to be when he grew up and he said I WANT TO BE FROM PENNSYLVANIA!!!
January 23, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Thinking about the time my sister-in-law asked my five-year-old nephew what he wanted to be when he grew up and he said I WANT TO BE FROM PENNSYLVANIA!!!
Me: I need to get better sleep. I wonder why I can’t fall asleep.
Also me: [reads another text from a friend who literally had people cone into their classroom and remove students]
Me: Yup, can’t figure out why I’m awake and staring into the void at 2 a.m.
Also me: [reads another text from a friend who literally had people cone into their classroom and remove students]
Me: Yup, can’t figure out why I’m awake and staring into the void at 2 a.m.
January 22, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Me: I need to get better sleep. I wonder why I can’t fall asleep.
Also me: [reads another text from a friend who literally had people cone into their classroom and remove students]
Me: Yup, can’t figure out why I’m awake and staring into the void at 2 a.m.
Also me: [reads another text from a friend who literally had people cone into their classroom and remove students]
Me: Yup, can’t figure out why I’m awake and staring into the void at 2 a.m.
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one of the strangest and most frustrating things about being alive today is that we have science and research on basically every issue, but it always gets pushed aside in favor of some guy who thought about it for one minute and thinks he knows the answer
Why is crime falling? We asked the worst and dumbest people in America to explain it
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/22/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/22/u...
January 22, 2026 at 8:41 PM
one of the strangest and most frustrating things about being alive today is that we have science and research on basically every issue, but it always gets pushed aside in favor of some guy who thought about it for one minute and thinks he knows the answer
X: Miss that lady is miserable
Me: Do I disagree? No. Are we going to talk about it now? Also no.
X: Why she gotta
Me: NOPE
X: But she could just
Me: NOPE
X: Miss!!!
Me: YOU CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT ME LATER TOO
Me: Do I disagree? No. Are we going to talk about it now? Also no.
X: Why she gotta
Me: NOPE
X: But she could just
Me: NOPE
X: Miss!!!
Me: YOU CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT ME LATER TOO
January 22, 2026 at 7:35 PM
X: Miss that lady is miserable
Me: Do I disagree? No. Are we going to talk about it now? Also no.
X: Why she gotta
Me: NOPE
X: But she could just
Me: NOPE
X: Miss!!!
Me: YOU CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT ME LATER TOO
Me: Do I disagree? No. Are we going to talk about it now? Also no.
X: Why she gotta
Me: NOPE
X: But she could just
Me: NOPE
X: Miss!!!
Me: YOU CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT ME LATER TOO
Send me another email about self care challenge
January 22, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Send me another email about self care challenge
Will I ever get over the thrill of asking another adult if they are fucking serious only time will tell
January 22, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Will I ever get over the thrill of asking another adult if they are fucking serious only time will tell
Why is nobody throwing shoes at him
January 21, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Why is nobody throwing shoes at him
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me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?
boy (gloomily): no sir
boy (gloomily): no sir
January 21, 2026 at 1:29 PM
me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?
boy (gloomily): no sir
boy (gloomily): no sir
Repost with a tweet you still think about
January 21, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Repost with a tweet you still think about
Do you know how challenging it is for me to have this conversation
Me: So how many princes are there in this scene
X, counting: 1 … 2
Me, with a straight face: Yes, 2 princes here before you
Me: So how many princes are there in this scene
X, counting: 1 … 2
Me, with a straight face: Yes, 2 princes here before you
January 20, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Do you know how challenging it is for me to have this conversation
Me: So how many princes are there in this scene
X, counting: 1 … 2
Me, with a straight face: Yes, 2 princes here before you
Me: So how many princes are there in this scene
X, counting: 1 … 2
Me, with a straight face: Yes, 2 princes here before you
I hope this author is doing well
“If Odysseus is a hero, this is great news for every man who cheats on his wife and is responsible for all of his friends' deaths."
“If Odysseus is a hero, this is great news for every man who cheats on his wife and is responsible for all of his friends' deaths."
January 20, 2026 at 11:08 AM
I hope this author is doing well
“If Odysseus is a hero, this is great news for every man who cheats on his wife and is responsible for all of his friends' deaths."
“If Odysseus is a hero, this is great news for every man who cheats on his wife and is responsible for all of his friends' deaths."
I love this tree
January 19, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I love this tree
Thought of this again and nearly fell out of my chair laughing
Watched the Muppets Christmas Carol. When Michael Caine shows up at Kermit and Piggy's house and pretends he's angry that Kermit hasn't shown up to work on Christmas? J shouted, "HE'S DOING A JAM SCAM!!!" and I howled with laughter for 3 minutes.
January 19, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Thought of this again and nearly fell out of my chair laughing
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January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
I can’t remember a goddamned thing these days, so when I said, “Because I love ya” to J about some minor thing, he laughed and reminded me that I was mimicking Chunk here
January 18, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I can’t remember a goddamned thing these days, so when I said, “Because I love ya” to J about some minor thing, he laughed and reminded me that I was mimicking Chunk here
You know the vibes
January 18, 2026 at 6:09 PM
You know the vibes
Fuck it, this is the year I get a two-piece bathing suit
January 18, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Fuck it, this is the year I get a two-piece bathing suit
Could a depressed person do this? [laughs hysterically]
January 18, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Could a depressed person do this? [laughs hysterically]
J made the most delicious mistake: inadvertently doubled our Indian food order!!!
January 17, 2026 at 11:05 PM
J made the most delicious mistake: inadvertently doubled our Indian food order!!!
There are lots of mysteries in this photo
January 17, 2026 at 1:24 PM
There are lots of mysteries in this photo