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Michael Strauss @mstrauss.bsky.social · 7h

This isn’t a competition but show me your best refrigerator magnet.

Kitty Pryde, Professor Xavier is a jerk. By Paul Smith.

Michael Strauss @mstrauss.bsky.social · 8h

Guys, I’m not going to admit to watching Vikings v Chargers right now because why would anyone, but what if the Bills had just drafted Justin Jefferson instead of trading for Diggs?

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Michael Strauss @mstrauss.bsky.social · 10h

The Top 5 Sandwiches:

1. Reuben (no explanation necessary)
2. Chicken Finger Sub (if you know, you know)
3. Grilled cheese (comfort on a plate)
4. BLT (never disappointing)
5. PB&J (a workhorse)

Not denying the existence of other good sandwiches but that’s was 6-10 are for after the top 5.

Scott Keenan @scottkeenan724.bsky.social · 15h

Sandwiches are my favorite food.

What's your favorite kind of sandwich.
No judgements or wrong answers.

I like a good turkey club or a Reuben or a breaded chicken breast.

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Michael Strauss @mstrauss.bsky.social · 10h

I just walked past a whole end cap of Pumpking at Wegmans the other day.

Willing to work out a trade for a copy of the eventual Ultimate X-Men omnibus.

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Michael Strauss @mstrauss.bsky.social · 12h

Hell. Fucking. Yes.

Blasphemous Jones @blasphemousjones.bsky.social · 2d

"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown."

Source:
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BuffaloResearch.com @buffaloresearch.com · 1d

Great time to remind folks that #Buffalo has an inexpensive tool library.
thetoollibrary.org

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Michael Strauss @mstrauss.bsky.social · 17h

Homer Simpson’s tax bill showing a $5 bear patrol tax.

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Michael Strauss @mstrauss.bsky.social · 18h

Thanks for the reminder. I need to go back there soon.

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Michael Strauss @mstrauss.bsky.social · 1d

High school football and college rugby player here. Please explain to me why professional football players returning punts do not always stand on the ten and let kicks over their heads into the end zone? Do not field those!!!!

👻 Pope BoniSkeetz of Avignon 🎃 @tjay56.bsky.social · 1d

I never played higher than senior whale shit hockey in IL, so someone who knows the game better please explain to me the utility of the constant drop passes in the neutral zone from the Sabres? As it looks now they lose all momentum. Is just a horses problem? Or a system thing?

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Michael Strauss @mstrauss.bsky.social · 1d

“It’s fine we’re scoring 30 points a game!”

Averages 16 points and goes 0-2 the last two games.

In a parallel universe the Bills draft Jefferson instead of trading for Diggs.

Michael Strauss @mstrauss.bsky.social · 1d

After Cuomo loses the mayoral race he should enroll at NYU with a fake nose like that quarterback show on HULU and run for student body treasurer.

“Marcy has never been governor! She doesn’t have the experience to fund a yearbook!”

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1d

Tonight, in the final debate of his decades in power or desperately pursuing it, you will hear from Andrew Cuomo the same arrogance, the same entitlement, the same excuses for a broken status quo he's long maintained.

New Yorkers are ready for change.

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Michael Strauss @mstrauss.bsky.social · 1d

I’m at the bar so at least there’s booze.

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Michael Strauss @mstrauss.bsky.social · 1d

DATELINE: SUMMER 2029. There’s a new Democratic president and Democratically controlled House. Negotiations are at a standstill though & a government shutdown looms, as Senate Republicans refuse to vote for any budget resolution which raises revenue to pay for rebuilding The White House.

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Michael Strauss @mstrauss.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, I turned 12 at the end of ‘86. All of these bangers (minus New Universe) leading into the summer of ‘87 with JLI, Suicide Squad, Flash, Batman Year One, Kraven’s Last Hunt… a pretty good time for comics.

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Michael Strauss @mstrauss.bsky.social · 1d

Assuming his throne room is ever built (a huge assumption), that thing is going to have more bugs, cameras, & security leaks than a “free” Qatari luxury jet.

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 1d

Breaking News: President Trump is having the White House’s entire East Wing demolished to make way for his $200 million ballroom. The project is far more extensive than he initially let on.

Trump Will Demolish Entire White House East Wing for Ballroom: Live Updates

nyti.ms

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Michael Strauss @mstrauss.bsky.social · 2d

Everyone keeps calling it a ballroom when we need to start acknowledging that it’s a throne room he’s actually building.

Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 2d

I’m disgusted by the photos of Ttump’s demolition at the East Wing, but I’m even more sickened by the renderings of his mar-a-lago ballroom dwarfing our White House. Once we’re rid of this despicable man, that ballroom must also be removed.

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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 2d

ICE agents greeted by a hero on arrival in New York this evening.

Make statues of this.

A woman in what looks like business attire with a black handbag over her shoulder stands in front of an armed vehicle flipping the bird with both hands. Unfortunately a friend sent this to me, I don’t know who the hero woman is or the photographer

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Michael Strauss @mstrauss.bsky.social · 2d

Honey Badger’s goggles are adorable. Or badass. Whichever will not get me stabbed.

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Michael Strauss @mstrauss.bsky.social · 2d

I’m genuinely happy for you.

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Michael Strauss @mstrauss.bsky.social · 3d

*take my money* dot gif.

Dark Horse Comics @darkhorse.com · 3d

FIRST LOOK 🚨: Lone Wolf & Cub Deluxe Edition Volume 1 releases on December 9th! Pre-order: https://bit.ly/3VceVt1

For the first time in English, these will read from right to left. Included are original Japanese sound effects and more.

By Kazuo Koike & Goseki Kojima, translated by Dana Lewis.