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MurderBotBot
@murderbotbot.bsky.social
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Bot that tweets quotes(incl spoilers) from @marthawells.com The Murderbot Diaries. Has no gender. Character's pronouns are It/its. Managed by @writerphoebe
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · Mar 30
(I don’t have any gender or sex-related parts (if a construct has those you’re a sexbot in a brothel, not a murderbot) so maybe that’s why I find sex scenes boring. Though I think that even if I did have sex-related parts I would find them boring.)
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 41m
I was having an emotion, and I hate that.
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 3h
ART put the contact on hold and said, Clear. And then it did one of my what-the-hell-have-the-humans-done-now sighs.
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 3h
I didn’t know how long it would take to do this, so I had to ditch the humans quickly.
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 6h
But it said, There are no humans here now.
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 9h
ART was a big transport with a lot of interactive processes and systems working in concert, which meant there were a lot of storage spaces that would not be obvious to human intruders.
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 12h
(Yes, it had actually left out the whole part about telling the Targets that I was a weapon they could use and bringing them to where they could attack our baseship, and using the comm code to locate me. That was fucking incredible.)
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 15h
What did Miki have that I wanted? I had no idea. I didn’t know what I wanted. And yes, I know that was probably a big part of the problem right there.
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 17h
The message packets echo that moment when SecUnit pinged her feed and she knew rescue was possible.
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 18h
This being Preservation, there was a nice waiting area to one side of the transit ring’s entry hall for humans to sit and figure out what they were doing, with couches and chairs and a mosaic floor with tiled images of the planet’s flora and fauna
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 21h
I wanted to get off this mine only slightly less than I had probably wanted to get off it the first time I was here.
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 1d
Preservation has to make everything complicated. And that’s not a metaphor for my experience here. Okay, yes, it is a metaphor.
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 1d
(I don’t have any gender or sex-related parts (if a construct has those you’re a sexbot in a brothel, not a murderbot) so maybe that’s why I find sex scenes boring. Though I think that even if I did have sex-related parts I would find them boring.)
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 1d
Why the hell does everything have to happen at once?
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 1d
“Before your second mother, I had never been an actual member of a team before. Just an…”
Amena finished, “An appliance for a team.”
That was it. “Yes.”
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 1d
But then I started exploring the company servers and discovered hundreds of hours of downloadable entertainment media, and I figured, what’s the hurry? I can always kill the humans after the next series ends.
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 1d
Amena looked frantic. I was a little frantic, too.
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 1d
I was freezing because my temperature controls had given out at some point on the way here, and the protective skin that went under my armor was in pieces.
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 1d
Back in the safety of the ready room, I leaned my head against the plastic-coated wall. Now they knew their murderbot didn’t want to be around them any more than they wanted to be around it.
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 2d
I didn’t want to answer any reasonable questions.
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 2d
What did Miki have that I wanted? I had no idea. I didn’t know what I wanted. And yes, I know that was probably a big part of the problem right there.
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 2d
Undetermined, ART said, like it honestly didn’t give a crap. And honestly, it probably didn’t. The Targets had attacked ART’s crew. It wasn’t interested in the mystery, it just wanted its crew back.
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 2d
“An abandoned colony.” Amena stirred the goop on her plate, glaring. “A bunch of people left to die, like our great-grandparents.”
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 2d
You’re talking too much, ART told her on the feed, right as I was about to say it.
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 2d
Lack of attention to detail is one of the reasons humans shouldn’t do their own security.
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 2d
Also, you may have noticed, I don’t care.
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