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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 11h

The worst part of the future in Alien Earth is that they all have to listen to some dipshit rich kid read Peter Pan

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 13h

I’m listening to a lady give a speech about how they invented medicine in Italy but now she’s telling everyone that they have Arabic blood in them and saying “newsflash, get over it” and the people are mad and she is like “get used to me. I still have a half hour”

The Italian festival rules

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 14h

Ahhh I love a da spaghetti!

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 14h

If I ever wrote a skit in my life it would be about an Italian guy that loves spaghetti

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 14h

I’m at the Columbus Italian festival and there was a lady in a shirt that said “Spaghetti” in the supreme box logo. Mama Mia!

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 15h

I read 4 brutal takedowns of the comedians that did the Saudi comedy show but the one that is most brutal is Human Rights Watch saying they don’t want their blood money

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 15h

I see that some of them are modding them but I always wanted a Mortal Kombat 3 Ultimate machine but I think I would just be happy with the fight stick and a console. I look at these machines and it’s just too small to replicate the experience I had playing them

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 15h

I looked at them when they first came out and I had a little bit more space in my apartment but I could just tell they were cheaply made and not really what I would want in a cabinet. If I’m gonna get one I want the real one

🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 16h

They are not popular in the arcade community

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 16h

Starting to feel bad for the Arcade1Up guys.

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 16h

The definition of Goozilla is reportedly “a monster cum”

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 16h

Andrew Dice Clay voice

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 18h

Was there a guy there with one really big arm and a bionic penis?

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 18h

Was there a guy there with one really big arm and a bionic penis?

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 18h

Which resort?

Nun Ya @ishfery.bsky.social · 20h

I strongly recommend Banana Ball youtube.com/@officialban...

It's so much fun to watch that we actually had a platonic room party to watch it while at a swingers' retreat

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 19h

It’s not what you think but the thread name is fun

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 19h

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 20h

Yeah, I thought those guys were smarter than that

🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 20h

If you went to Riyadh and were paid by an lgbtq+ or freedom of speech organization that is totally different than going over there for the government.

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 20h

I was listening to the majority report talk about it and they were like “America and Israel are bad and the objection seems Islamophobic” which was sorta disappointing

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 20h

Guys, a podcast about guys requires $1 more than the highest paid podcast

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 20h

[gets home from the Riyadh comedy festival] I didn’t do this for the money and I didn’t do it to whitewash the wonderfully progressive Saudi Royal Family.

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 20h

That’ll teach them

🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 20h

I didn’t do the Riyadh comedy festival for the money, I did it because I love to whitewash brutal regimes. I’m sick of being cancelled for this.

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 20h

My wife has forced me, against my will, to be helpful at her nephew’s birthday. I’m about to go back to my anarchist roots.

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