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Mutable Joe

@mutablejoe.bsky.social

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 7h

I flap at Google Gemini over four times a day swiping like crazy at this monster I have summoned and shouting fuck off, this is the future

Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 7h

AI remains, to me, simply an annoying button you can press on your phone and have to make go away

Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 1d

wanted to join in and add that for all the filthy songs I've heard Tom Waits has the only one that makes you feel you could catch syphilis just from listening youtu.be/uL3yp75Gb7Q?...

Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 3d

getting mushy fishy sushi on my pushy Mitsubishi

Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 3d

every recipe I try and do it's like, fenugreek, yes, turmeric, yes, organic chicken thighs, yes, smoked paprika, yes, some special leaf only grown in western somoa, yes ok let's go step one, brown an onion AH FUCK

Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 3d

I'm a terrible chef because I just can't maintain a steady supply of onions

Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 4d

fucking nailed it with a dick joke, boom shack a lack take that to your ass and wipe it

Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 4d

they should give trump the nobell prize

Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 6d

as an experiment I did a bad tweet on the other website and got no engagement then also did the bad post here and got no engagement, not sure what the science is telling me

Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 7d

Zach Polanski chatting to an aloe vera at the next green conference and at least half the audience will claim to hear it speak

Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 7d

we need more inanimate object dialectic in our political discourse let's talk to a door next

Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 7d

hello mr chair

Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 7d

remember when Clint Eastwood went to a party conference and talked to a chair

Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 7d

hello mr wig, I hope you're not a whig! this is the tories we can't have whigs here! ha ha no but seriously your goal is to disguise baldness

Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 7d

It's the Reddit Rebbit

Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 7d

Can I Interest You In GEICO Constitutional Law Legal Insurance

Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 7d

Grand Theft Frogger

Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 7d

just doing some oboe man makes me feel intense

Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 7d

saw your boyfriend vaping, puffing on his little space oboe

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Greg Jenner @gregjenner.bsky.social · 8d

Realised that I’m now treating funny viral videos in the same way footballers celebrate goals —

1) initial joy,
2 sudden panic it might be AI/offside
3) lengthy investigation as joy saps away
4) conclusion, joy modulated through fatigue if proven legit/onside, but angry and gutted if AI/offside

Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 9d

come on lads tuck your vinyl boner away and put it in spotify

Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 9d

taylor doesn't care about how your honda civic does corners dave

Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 9d

huge drama at the dad's taylor swift new album listening party as steve's opened the cellophane with a phillips head screwdriver and scratched the vinyl and all the while dave's telling us how he got here

Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 9d

"Gap Has Gone Expensive But He Needs Trousers So We Went For It" says Mother of three

Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 9d

Many Have A Costa Not Because It's That Nice But It's Ok And It Was There