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spooky jacob, with bats

@mutantlawyer.bsky.social

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he/they, queer, midwest, 29, ♉️, happily taken a haunted victorian doll posing as a functional adult

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spooky jacob, with bats @mutantlawyer.bsky.social · Apr 29

dressing up fancy and telling people about my job, two of my favorite things

a selfie of me in a car, wearing a navy blue suit, white dress shirt, and a light blue floral dotted tie. i am also wearing brown sunglasses

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spooky jacob, with bats @mutantlawyer.bsky.social · 11h

really trying to cut back on using social media to vent when i'm depressed/struggling mentally. and if this post is any indication, i'm not doing a good job 🥳

spooky jacob, with bats @mutantlawyer.bsky.social · 3d

continued the tradition of dressing up for my first day

a selfie of me wearing a black suit, white dress shirt, and purple tie with thin white and pink stripes

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spooky jacob, with bats @mutantlawyer.bsky.social · 8d

we made it into our new apartment! 🥰

a selfie of me and noah, my beautiful, wonderful boyfriend, in our new apartment

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spooky jacob, with bats @mutantlawyer.bsky.social · 9d

not autocorrect ruining the joke 😭 anyway we made it and i'm so tired

spooky jacob, with bats @mutantlawyer.bsky.social · 9d

more like BYE-iowa

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spooky jacob, with bats @mutantlawyer.bsky.social · 11d

trying not to vibrate through the floor that i am actually picking up and moving in less than two days to a place i've dreamed of living for ten years. like is life real?

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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 16d

Charli xcx photographed by Aidan Zamiri for Vanity Fair.

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spooky jacob, with bats @mutantlawyer.bsky.social · 16d

last day last day!!!

a selfie of me wearing a grey t-shirt, dark green hoodie, and blue jeans

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spooky jacob, with bats @mutantlawyer.bsky.social · 21d

currently trying to not chew off the insides of my cheeks dealing with the anticipation of finishing my current job, moving ten hours away, and starting a completely new one

a meme image of a cat biting an electric cable, apparently crying

spooky jacob, with bats @mutantlawyer.bsky.social · 21d

my worst quality is probably my impatience. not that i'm like rude if someone takes too long on something, but i simply refuse to tolerate the normal passage of time 🧘‍♂️

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spooky jacob, with bats @mutantlawyer.bsky.social · 21d

i'm so tired i could eat a horse

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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 21d

Oshawott has a sword

Screenshot of the Pokémon anime showing oshawott holding a large sword

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spooky jacob, with bats @mutantlawyer.bsky.social · 24d

his prudence has paid off and we found a place we're both excited about! good vibes appreciated for the application. i'm not terribly worried, but i like to be safe

spooky jacob, with bats @mutantlawyer.bsky.social · 25d

bf has been so mean to me this weekend*

*reasonably and responsibly reigning me in on price range while we look for apartments

spooky jacob, with bats @mutantlawyer.bsky.social · 25d

bf has been so mean to me this weekend*

*reasonably and responsibly reigning me in on price range while we look for apartments

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2000s @popculture2000s.bsky.social · 28d

every 10 year old wanted this.

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spooky jacob, with bats @mutantlawyer.bsky.social · Sep 30

does anyone need uhhhhhhh fifteen law school textbooks?

spooky jacob, with bats @mutantlawyer.bsky.social · Sep 30

love the first step of moving: "jesus christ when did i collect all this junk and how do i get rid of it????"

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spooky jacob, with bats @mutantlawyer.bsky.social · Sep 30

i do not understand what the deal is with this new tcg pocket booster and i simply do not care to learn 😌

spooky jacob, with bats @mutantlawyer.bsky.social · Sep 24

matching car license plates: "YARD" & "SARD"

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spooky jacob, with bats @mutantlawyer.bsky.social · Sep 24

wild claiming tylenol could cause autism. meanwhile i grew up in an ibuprofen household and turned out the way i did, so maybe let's calm it down

spooky jacob, with bats @mutantlawyer.bsky.social · Sep 23

realized i never actually showed off the new cut

a selfie of me to show off my haircut. i am wearing a grey sweater and black pants

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spooky jacob, with bats @mutantlawyer.bsky.social · Sep 22

(i have no leverage here, i could just really use a good week 🥺)

spooky jacob, with bats @mutantlawyer.bsky.social · Sep 22

good morning and happy monday gang! gonna be making this week a good one. or else. 😤😤

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allison @deadbeatpoet.bsky.social · Sep 18

Tweet from Chuck Grassley that reads, “Windsor Heights Dairy Queen is good place for u know what”

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spooky jacob, with bats @mutantlawyer.bsky.social · Sep 18

currently reaching googling "how much caffeine before dangerous?" levels of sleepy

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