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Mutton the Dragon

@muttonthedragon.bsky.social

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32, bi🩷💜💙, fuzzy dragon, and ridiculously tired all the freaking time. Twitch http://m.twitch.tv/muttonchopgamer

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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · Nov 14

Some people shit post.

Other people post shit.

I like to think I walk that line every day.

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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 10h

I don’t wanna jinx it, but I need Bernie Sanders to outlive Donald Trump just to spite the Democrats who said Sanders was too old to run for President in 2016

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 16h

You get Isekai’d into the world of D&D. What class do you take?

a cartoon of a man in a green robe standing next to a giant

Alt: a cartoon of a man in a green robe standing next to a giant. He pulls a phone out of his hat

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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 19h

Sometimes, you gotta eat like a member of the medieval merchant class.

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 19h

Get a bottle of mellonade and set it up under a box held up by a stick on a string.

You’ll catch him in no time

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 20h

For those of us who can’t read the headline because it’s not English, here

A Google translation of the news headline referred to in the original post: the English translations reads:

Venezuelan opposition leader Machado wins Nobel Peace Prize

She receives the award for her human rights work in Venezuela.

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 21h

Applejack in the distance: Posers! Y’all never harvested a single crop in your lives!

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 1d

Bad news.

Even though it's winter, I've gotten too accustomed to hearing the fan running when I'm sleeping.

And this isn't a normal fan, it's one of those giant fans you see running at the entrance of Home Depot in summer.

Glad I got a warm poncho, because it's gonna be a chilly winter.

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 1d

Y'all didn't have to besmirch Captain Planet's good name. Captain Pollution is right there. Dude's even got red on the top of his head

A flying, muscled man with a yellow body and a red costume. he has a red flat top haircut with a mullet in the back and is covered in grime.

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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 1d

I'm just imagining Isabelle hanging a single, simple paper ghost decoration up on the wall and you just being like

a cartoon of courage the cowardly dog is shown

Alt: a cartoon of courage the cowardly dog is shown. He is screaming in terror

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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, there were people saying the Internet would stick around, but it was only in response to naysayers.

This one, I see a news article every week defending AI to the public because, unlike the Internet, AI has very little personal benefit to the common people.

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 1d

Amazing how businesses and Hollywood big shots tell us how we need AI, it’s not a fad, and it’s here to stay, when the Internet itself was called a passing fad in the 90s, and it basically took over the world.

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 2d

Just saying, if Truck-kun can send me to New Horizons, I'll dance the macarena on the autobahn to get it to charge.

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 2d

Alright, let's beat Weevil! We probably won't give him Yugi levels of PTSD, but I wanna punch his dumb face in for throwing my Exodia piece off the SS Anne
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Just being a dummy playing games

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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 2d

Got some dust in my throat from trying to find a binder of cards, so when stream starts in a little over 30 minutes from now, if you hear me hacking, that’s why

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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 2d

… don’t you hate it when you think of a brilliant idea for a dead game?

Because I just thought of a Mario Maker level concept where you act as a border patrol agent or bouncer, and you can only let certain enemies in.

If you let the wrong guys in, you can’t win the level.

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 2d

You: “when I have cheese and crackers, only the finest will do. I require Melba toast and aged goat cheese.

Me, talking through mouthfuls of babybel and cheez-its: “that’s pretty neat, dude”

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 2d

You know, some people complain about a bunch of Yu-Gi-Oh cards being the same monster with different stats, like Mystical Elf & Dark Elf or Twin Headed Thunder Dragon & Two-Mouth Darkruler.

But at least they had different art instead of a Photoshop color adjustment filter.

The art for Luster Dragon #1. It is a sapphire dragon with thin wings and long tusks

A cartoon hand holding a card called Ruby Dragon. It is a Ruby-colored dragon with thin wings and long tusks. It’s literally just a recolor of Luster Dragon #1

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 2d

Positives: it will be clean and well exfoliated.

Negatives: the kobold’s reaction will be this

a close up of a cat 's face with its mouth open and eyes closed .

Alt: a close up of a cat 's face with its mouth open and eyes closed .

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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 2d

That was the collective allowances of all the dragon’s kobolds that you bullied into giving up their lunch money.

And now you have upset the dragon

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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 2d

Ran a bunch of errands yesterday, and heck my body is sore all over.

That said, I will try to stream after work via use of a potion most foul, because I gotta beat this Yu-Gi-Oh romhack before Z-A next week

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 3d

I already enjoy Yu-Gi-Oh displays a little, so one themed around these Gem/Jewel/Crystal Dragons might be neat

A collection of 81 Yu-Gi-Oh cards, each iconic to the Yu-Gi-Oh series in some way

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 3d

They’re nice cards, but I’m looking just for a neat little display more than a deck.

Any dragon monsters that are specified in flavor text to be made of a gem, like these four, or have their name reference a gem of some kind are up for consideration, preferably :)

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 3d

To any Yu-Gi-Oh dorks here, my dumb ass just made the connection that each of these dragons are made of a gem, sapphire, emerald, diamond, and alexandrite.

I kinda want to start collecting these jewel dragons, but are there any more beyond these four vanilla monsters?

#yugioh

A sapphire dragon with thin wings and long bottom tusks

An emerald dragon with large wings posed in front of the moon

A diamond dragon with long horns, a nose spike, and sharp talons

An alexandrine dragon with large wings and a fierce look

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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 3d

Out of the shower.

Certified not-stinky dragon.

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 3d

The world isn’t ready for the tragic LGBT story of Killer Croc and Robin being ex-lovers because acrobat Jason Todd was one of the few people at the circus kind to a young freak show talent Waylon Jones.