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Mutton the Dragon
@muttonthedragon.bsky.social
32, bi🩷💜💙, fuzzy dragon, and ridiculously tired all the freaking time. Twitch http://m.twitch.tv/muttonchopgamer
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Some people shit post.

Other people post shit.

I like to think I walk that line every day.
We ended up getting a couple duplicate shinies on stream.

That just means more shinies to give away later ;)
December 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
We're gonna bitch about Windows for a little, but then I'm gonna actually do a bunch of battling. Come say hi!

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December 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Turns out, I lost an earring in my sleep.

Since I was sleeping next to my life-sized Gardevoir plushie, I can only assume it was taken by the PokéFae.
November 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
In short, it actually went about as good as I could hope.

The players strategized to break statues to force the Dullahan to throw the head in only one of a few directions. And the PC's pet dog is the one that caught it mid-air with a nat 20.
First draft of an idea my exhausted, stoned mind had right before I fell asleep last night.

Might make for an interesting boss fight, because the other way I imagine to beat it is to destroy all the statues in the room so it can’t swap to a new body so easily.
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Boss made for my family’s D&D game tomorrow.

The Turkey Dragon.

You can tell items a dragon because it has horns.

And also a gravy breath weapon.
November 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I’m not a fan of the OG, but Oblivion Remastered shows me that Bethesda COULD make Morrowind Remastered be something amazing with some quality of life updates.

Granted, there would be die hard Morrowboomers who would say “it’s not Morrowind anymore” at the first sign of a quest marker, but still…
I would like to know! 🤓👾
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It’s a sentimental story, but I legit credit this as THE reason my family got a PS2.
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
First draft of an idea my exhausted, stoned mind had right before I fell asleep last night.

Might make for an interesting boss fight, because the other way I imagine to beat it is to destroy all the statues in the room so it can’t swap to a new body so easily.
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
It was a short stream, but thank you to those who came by anyway. We may not have found our shiny Eevee yet, but we passed the torch to SharpTheRedMawile
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I'm tired, but I'm on my third Monster today.

Let's try to get a white Eevee

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Chocolate decides our Shiny Hunt
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November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Stream might be short after work due to exhaustion, but the plan is to do shiny fast travels to try to get an Eevee so I can finish the last hunt from Sunday.

If we’re successful and I have some energy, we’ll continue the Z-A royale (I learned why that number I had before was wrong).
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I got five more bags! They had more in the clearance section, but this is all I can afford right now.

At least we will be able to continue shiny hunting, but chocolates determine the hunt for a good while!
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Listen: I should never be a Dragon-Type Elite 4 member for one good reason.

A team can be made of only Pseudo-Legends.

Dragonite, Garchomp, Hisuian Goodra, Dragapult, Baxcalibur.

Sure, two are 4x weak to ice, but I don’t have any 4x weak to Fairy and one that is actually neutral defending to it.
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Oh. It’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME? Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. [crushes Snoopy] But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster, Charlie Brown.
You’ve got me? Who’s got you, Charlie Brown?
He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
😭it’s too early on a Monday for the feels😭
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
FIVE! We got a whopping 5 shinies in just two hours! That was probably my best period shiny hunting ever! Thanks for watching the stream!
November 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It might be a short stream, but I'm letting chocolate decide our Shiny Hunts. Rules will be explained in a few!

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Just being a dummy playing games
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November 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Chilling, a little bit, then I had an idea for a stream thing.

Because I found those Pokémon Hershey kisses on clearance at Walmart.
November 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
No stream tonight. But I will give you a small update on my medical situation, should I be able to stream tomorrow.
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Heads up: stream will be delayed, but it’s for a good reason.

I’m going to the clinic to discuss medication and, if I’m lucky, I’ll be on a different regimen, if they can convince my insurance that due to failed surgeries 15 years ago and asthma, I can’t exercise so good.
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Sorry for cutting stream short.

Was super tired from work today, and my body just screamed "LAY THE HELL DOWN"

We'll try to get that shiny Metagross Friday
November 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It might not be a long stream today, but let's at least spend some time Shiny Hunting Metagross, eh?

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November 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM