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Mutton the Dragon

@muttonthedragon.bsky.social

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32, bi🩷💜💙, fuzzy dragon, and ridiculously tired all the freaking time. Twitch http://m.twitch.tv/muttonchopgamer

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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · Nov 14

Some people shit post.

Other people post shit.

I like to think I walk that line every day.

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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 1h

For those of us who can’t read the headline because it’s not English, here

A Google translation of the news headline referred to in the original post: the English translations reads:

Venezuelan opposition leader Machado wins Nobel Peace Prize

She receives the award for her human rights work in Venezuela.

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 2h

Applejack in the distance: Posers! Y’all never harvested a single crop in your lives!

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 11h

Bad news.

Even though it's winter, I've gotten too accustomed to hearing the fan running when I'm sleeping.

And this isn't a normal fan, it's one of those giant fans you see running at the entrance of Home Depot in summer.

Glad I got a warm poncho, because it's gonna be a chilly winter.

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 12h

Y'all didn't have to besmirch Captain Planet's good name. Captain Pollution is right there. Dude's even got red on the top of his head

A flying, muscled man with a yellow body and a red costume. he has a red flat top haircut with a mullet in the back and is covered in grime.

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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 23h

I'm just imagining Isabelle hanging a single, simple paper ghost decoration up on the wall and you just being like

a cartoon of courage the cowardly dog is shown

Alt: a cartoon of courage the cowardly dog is shown. He is screaming in terror

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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, there were people saying the Internet would stick around, but it was only in response to naysayers.

This one, I see a news article every week defending AI to the public because, unlike the Internet, AI has very little personal benefit to the common people.

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 1d

Amazing how businesses and Hollywood big shots tell us how we need AI, it’s not a fad, and it’s here to stay, when the Internet itself was called a passing fad in the 90s, and it basically took over the world.

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 1d

Just saying, if Truck-kun can send me to New Horizons, I'll dance the macarena on the autobahn to get it to charge.

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 1d

Alright, let's beat Weevil! We probably won't give him Yugi levels of PTSD, but I wanna punch his dumb face in for throwing my Exodia piece off the SS Anne
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Just being a dummy playing games

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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 1d

Got some dust in my throat from trying to find a binder of cards, so when stream starts in a little over 30 minutes from now, if you hear me hacking, that’s why

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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 1d

… don’t you hate it when you think of a brilliant idea for a dead game?

Because I just thought of a Mario Maker level concept where you act as a border patrol agent or bouncer, and you can only let certain enemies in.

If you let the wrong guys in, you can’t win the level.

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 1d

You: “when I have cheese and crackers, only the finest will do. I require Melba toast and aged goat cheese.

Me, talking through mouthfuls of babybel and cheez-its: “that’s pretty neat, dude”

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 1d

You know, some people complain about a bunch of Yu-Gi-Oh cards being the same monster with different stats, like Mystical Elf & Dark Elf or Twin Headed Thunder Dragon & Two-Mouth Darkruler.

But at least they had different art instead of a Photoshop color adjustment filter.

The art for Luster Dragon #1. It is a sapphire dragon with thin wings and long tusks

A cartoon hand holding a card called Ruby Dragon. It is a Ruby-colored dragon with thin wings and long tusks. It’s literally just a recolor of Luster Dragon #1

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 2d

Positives: it will be clean and well exfoliated.

Negatives: the kobold’s reaction will be this

a close up of a cat 's face with its mouth open and eyes closed .

Alt: a close up of a cat 's face with its mouth open and eyes closed .

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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 2d

That was the collective allowances of all the dragon’s kobolds that you bullied into giving up their lunch money.

And now you have upset the dragon

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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 2d

Ran a bunch of errands yesterday, and heck my body is sore all over.

That said, I will try to stream after work via use of a potion most foul, because I gotta beat this Yu-Gi-Oh romhack before Z-A next week

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 2d

I already enjoy Yu-Gi-Oh displays a little, so one themed around these Gem/Jewel/Crystal Dragons might be neat

A collection of 81 Yu-Gi-Oh cards, each iconic to the Yu-Gi-Oh series in some way

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 2d

They’re nice cards, but I’m looking just for a neat little display more than a deck.

Any dragon monsters that are specified in flavor text to be made of a gem, like these four, or have their name reference a gem of some kind are up for consideration, preferably :)

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 2d

To any Yu-Gi-Oh dorks here, my dumb ass just made the connection that each of these dragons are made of a gem, sapphire, emerald, diamond, and alexandrite.

I kinda want to start collecting these jewel dragons, but are there any more beyond these four vanilla monsters?

#yugioh

A sapphire dragon with thin wings and long bottom tusks

An emerald dragon with large wings posed in front of the moon

A diamond dragon with long horns, a nose spike, and sharp talons

An alexandrine dragon with large wings and a fierce look

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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 2d

Out of the shower.

Certified not-stinky dragon.

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 2d

The world isn’t ready for the tragic LGBT story of Killer Croc and Robin being ex-lovers because acrobat Jason Todd was one of the few people at the circus kind to a young freak show talent Waylon Jones.

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 2d

Oh boy, time to tell us chronically ill people that we deserve to die again!

Can it really get more blatant than this? Telling us our need to breathe is bad for the planet!

Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 3d

As somebody with asthma who uses inhalers - SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS ARTICLE IS SHAMING PEOPLE WITH A CHRONIC CONDITION.

"Significantly" My ass. You know what else does? AI Data centers - corporations - cows - asphalt - THOUSANDS OF OTHERS THINGS THAT ARE NOT MEDICINE.

Fuck you - fuck you again.

Inhalers contribute significantly to global warming, study finds

Millions of Americans using inhalers for chronic lung diseases like asthma may be unknowingly contributing to global warming, according to new research.

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Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 2d

Uncool Deer Fact:

If you only have Mr Pibb, you’ll want to keep a close eye on your kidneys.

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 3d

Kobold who promises they aren't ratfolk in disguise.

And I, for one, believe them.

Mutton the Dragon @muttonthedragon.bsky.social · 4d

Spent most of the day playing a comfort game.

I'm a little over halfway through summer in Stardew Valley, but I really need to start investing in sprinklers. I'm losing so much time in the mornings watering my 5x5 plots that I'm considering swapping to 3x3 plots during the winter.