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✬critter 🤡✬ @myrdeer.bsky.social · Aug 1

new month, new #promosky

i’m ej, 24 (mdni im WATCHING u)

i mostly yap about bullshit but !! on occasion u may get ↴

✶ gaming
ptcgp ⋆ ow2 ⋆ zelda ⋆ dbd
✶ youtube
smosh ⋆ game grumps ⋆ dan and phil ⋆ history
✶ media !!
horror media ⋆ bobs burgers ⋆ movies
✶ ??
WEED ⋆ scare acting ⋆ art

✬critter 🤡✬ @myrdeer.bsky.social · 10h

this isn’t abt my most recent ex btw shes an angel

✬critter 🤡✬ @myrdeer.bsky.social · 12h

not only did my ex come thru our haunt this weekend she went to the same one all my friends went to tn for fun. she rlly ruins everything wtf

✬critter 🤡✬ @myrdeer.bsky.social · 10h

icing my owie

my right leg wrapped in a towel and ice pack on a bunch of pillows and blankets with clothes and a hutch in the background

✬critter 🤡✬ @myrdeer.bsky.social · 12h

not only did my ex come thru our haunt this weekend she went to the same one all my friends went to tn for fun. she rlly ruins everything wtf

✬critter 🤡✬ @myrdeer.bsky.social · 16h

we got closed tn hallelujah

✬critter 🤡✬ @myrdeer.bsky.social · 20h

GUYUuysss guess who rolled their ankle last night 🤪🤪

✬critter 🤡✬ @myrdeer.bsky.social · 1d

i’ve been working here 3 months why am i running our section of the department why not the managers huh

✬critter 🤡✬ @myrdeer.bsky.social · 2d

trying not to LOSE MY SHIT rn at work

✬critter 🤡✬ @myrdeer.bsky.social · 2d

how come i just try to explain shit to my mom she explodes on me

✬critter 🤡✬ @myrdeer.bsky.social · 2d

an old lady just tracked me down to give me a tip it was so sweet 🥹

✬critter 🤡✬ @myrdeer.bsky.social · 2d

i’m going to burn haunted house chicago to the ground

✬critter 🤡✬ @myrdeer.bsky.social · 2d

love finding out all the big names in our area get their reviews because they basically pay for them not cause it’s deserved

✬critter 🤡✬ @myrdeer.bsky.social · 3d

i also feel trapped by my need to only watch the same ppl and never venture out

✬critter 🤡✬ @myrdeer.bsky.social · 3d

fun fact did yall know im actually terrified of real clowns

✬critter 🤡✬ @myrdeer.bsky.social · 3d

i bought sushi for dinner then took a bite and it felt icky :(((

✬critter 🤡✬ @myrdeer.bsky.social · 4d

mark and amy got married and phan just confirmed omfg all i need is sean and evelyn to get married and my 13 yr old self will finally implode

✬critter 🤡✬ @myrdeer.bsky.social · 5d

taking our cat to the vet :((( feeling nauseous and sick too what the fard

✬critter 🤡✬ @myrdeer.bsky.social · 5d

billy

stu is gender tho

✬critter 🤡✬ @myrdeer.bsky.social · 5d

smash next question

✬critter 🤡✬ @myrdeer.bsky.social · 5d

i spent almost 70 dollars on a pair of fucking teeth and i’m so fucking stupid i can’t even fit them correctly

✬critter 🤡✬ @myrdeer.bsky.social · 5d

did yall know crying without a voice FUCKING HURTS !! anyway i’m a dumbass and i wanna punch myself

✬critter 🤡✬ @myrdeer.bsky.social · 5d

i loved my make up yesterday except my eyebrows >:( ooga booga

✬critter 🤡✬ @myrdeer.bsky.social · 5d

IVE CRIED LIKE 5 TIMES TODAY BECAUSE OF THIS SHOW FUCK BONES anyway i love vincent nigel murray and it always hurts me :(

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han @hansoeii.bsky.social · 5d

I'd seriously kill to have with someone what dan and phil have with each other

✬critter 🤡✬ @myrdeer.bsky.social · 5d

a screenshot of a Dan and Phil youtube video with a comment below saying “this is like taylor swift getting engaged but for people who got bullied in middle school”

✬critter 🤡✬ @myrdeer.bsky.social · 5d

literally in tears knowing dan and phil have been together since the beginning like they really knew they were it for eachother