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myrdeer.bsky.social
✬critter✬
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critter or ej/eejay | i be clownin | 24 | he/they | mdni | art and whtvr | if u find myrdeer on anything its probably me hehe

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new month, new #promosky

i’m ej, 24 (mdni im WATCHING u)

i mostly yap about bullshit but !! on occasion u may get ↴

✶ gaming
ptcgp ⋆ ow2 ⋆ zelda ⋆ dbd
✶ youtube
smosh ⋆ game grumps ⋆ dan and phil ⋆ history
✶ media !!
horror media ⋆ bobs burgers ⋆ movies
✶ ??
WEED ⋆ scare acting ⋆ art
free coffee at work today??? don’t mind if i DO
December 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
i’ll say it!!! christmas cookies taste like ass and have no place at the table
December 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
okay i shit talked fnaf 2 looking bad but i love skeet and matthew soooo guess who’s gonna see it
December 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I DID NOT just find out that billy and stu are in fnaf (their love reincarnated)
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
need to find a trio gift by the 17th !! i’m screwed me thinks
December 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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girls! are! so! pretty!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
got to work and we have no power. how awesome
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
i fucking hate blizzard bro how come everytime i play against a reinhardt my game lags so bad i cant play
December 1, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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Its her season
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
i love how the snow makes everything quiet
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
i got me the powerpuff girls of weed >::P
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
guys some of my coworkers didn’t think i was fully white that’s the biggest compliment i think ive ever gotten
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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escapism through channeling a medieval manuscript illustrator
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
some old bat at work was yelling at me abt shit when all i did was ask her to wait in line and not scream for chicken when none of our workers were available/already doing her OTHER part of her order like bruh
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
like why the fuck can’t she go a day without fucking yelling at me. admit you were wrong !! what’s so hard about it holy fuck
November 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
my mom wonders why i don’t ever wanna “hang out” with her when she doesn’t even treat me like a fucking person
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
i dont understand why my mom gets mad at me for the stupidest reasons
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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sorry if i seem depressed lately it’s the depression
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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just ate red 40 and now im running through walls like im the juggernaut
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
getting crunk n drunkkkkk just for funsies
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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if i was a crow i would steal so many trinkets for you
November 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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If I weren’t healthy could I do this?? *sobs uncontrollably*
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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boobies <33333
November 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM