✬critter✬
@myrdeer.bsky.social
critter or ej/eejay | i be clownin | 24 | he/they | mdni | art and whtvr | if u find myrdeer on anything its probably me hehe
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@myrdeer.bsky.social
· Aug 1
new month, new #promosky
i’m ej, 24 (mdni im WATCHING u)
i mostly yap about bullshit but !! on occasion u may get ↴
✶ gaming
ptcgp ⋆ ow2 ⋆ zelda ⋆ dbd
✶ youtube
smosh ⋆ game grumps ⋆ dan and phil ⋆ history
✶ media !!
horror media ⋆ bobs burgers ⋆ movies
✶ ??
WEED ⋆ scare acting ⋆ art
i’m ej, 24 (mdni im WATCHING u)
i mostly yap about bullshit but !! on occasion u may get ↴
✶ gaming
ptcgp ⋆ ow2 ⋆ zelda ⋆ dbd
✶ youtube
smosh ⋆ game grumps ⋆ dan and phil ⋆ history
✶ media !!
horror media ⋆ bobs burgers ⋆ movies
✶ ??
WEED ⋆ scare acting ⋆ art
i fucking hate blizzard bro how come everytime i play against a reinhardt my game lags so bad i cant play
December 1, 2025 at 6:14 AM
i fucking hate blizzard bro how come everytime i play against a reinhardt my game lags so bad i cant play
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i love how the snow makes everything quiet
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
i love how the snow makes everything quiet
i got me the powerpuff girls of weed >::P
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
i got me the powerpuff girls of weed >::P
guys some of my coworkers didn’t think i was fully white that’s the biggest compliment i think ive ever gotten
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
guys some of my coworkers didn’t think i was fully white that’s the biggest compliment i think ive ever gotten
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escapism through channeling a medieval manuscript illustrator
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
escapism through channeling a medieval manuscript illustrator
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some old bat at work was yelling at me abt shit when all i did was ask her to wait in line and not scream for chicken when none of our workers were available/already doing her OTHER part of her order like bruh
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
some old bat at work was yelling at me abt shit when all i did was ask her to wait in line and not scream for chicken when none of our workers were available/already doing her OTHER part of her order like bruh
like why the fuck can’t she go a day without fucking yelling at me. admit you were wrong !! what’s so hard about it holy fuck
November 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
like why the fuck can’t she go a day without fucking yelling at me. admit you were wrong !! what’s so hard about it holy fuck
my mom wonders why i don’t ever wanna “hang out” with her when she doesn’t even treat me like a fucking person
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
my mom wonders why i don’t ever wanna “hang out” with her when she doesn’t even treat me like a fucking person
i dont understand why my mom gets mad at me for the stupidest reasons
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
i dont understand why my mom gets mad at me for the stupidest reasons
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sorry if i seem depressed lately it’s the depression
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
sorry if i seem depressed lately it’s the depression
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just ate red 40 and now im running through walls like im the juggernaut
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
just ate red 40 and now im running through walls like im the juggernaut
getting crunk n drunkkkkk just for funsies
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
getting crunk n drunkkkkk just for funsies
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if i was a crow i would steal so many trinkets for you
November 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
if i was a crow i would steal so many trinkets for you
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If I weren’t healthy could I do this?? *sobs uncontrollably*
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
If I weren’t healthy could I do this?? *sobs uncontrollably*
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IIII DONT WANNA WORK TODAY this is cruel and unusual punishment
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
IIII DONT WANNA WORK TODAY this is cruel and unusual punishment
i thought the first fnaf looked pretty good but i just saw the commercial for the second one and…oof
November 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
i thought the first fnaf looked pretty good but i just saw the commercial for the second one and…oof
working in a grocery store during the holidays is hell on earth
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
working in a grocery store during the holidays is hell on earth
i’ve missed smosh’s 20th anniversary year because i’ve been busy with work i hate it here :(((
November 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
i’ve missed smosh’s 20th anniversary year because i’ve been busy with work i hate it here :(((
me and a squirrel just jump-scared each other on my walk to work
November 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
me and a squirrel just jump-scared each other on my walk to work
yall i don’t wanna go to work today im running out of weed and patience :(((
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
yall i don’t wanna go to work today im running out of weed and patience :(((
my account has been holiday-ified
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
my account has been holiday-ified